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I'm not going to run around dressed like a jedi/sith punce waving a light sabre. Nothing more says 'nerd' than that IMHO. btw I bet you wear white socks and have the cuff of your pants half way upto your knees, don't you?! Mace

Can we bring the stenographers? Yeh, thinking of the stenographers can do that. Mace

What? New Zealand? Mace

Besides, IIRC he works with nasty germs and stuff. Best to suck up to him just in case he gets an inkling to release some modified version of Ebola. Mace

Excellent kits. Used to get them in the 80s and still have a few unmade. Mace

....or maybe Canadians? :mad: Mace

How about feeding the homeless to it? That way you solve two problems. :mad: Mace

Ask your parents once you reach puberty. Mace

Coulda, woulda, shoulda. Most decisions probably made sense before the event. *shrug* Mace

Definitely a setup! Well done Moraine! *high fives* Mace

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Only one? You must be easy then. Mace

So that's where you were going with the hug and tongue thing? Ewuuuuuuuuuuu! *shudders* Mace

No, ya dirty old man. Last time we hugged, you tried to slip the tongue in. Mace

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I'm not sure what the family will make of him? Regardless, we can stick him out in the shed I guess, at a reasonable rent. Of course there won't be any electricity, or running water. But he can always eat the rodents, spiders and snakes he'll be sharing the accommodation with. *shrug* Mace

Well that's a worry. My paternal grandmother was a Cassidy and now I'm sh*tting myself worrying we may be distant relations. Mace

Yeh, it's a given, Lars sucks! .....unless of course he's prepared to deposit a few hundred dollars into my bank account in which case I will speak highly of him. Mace

OMFG! He's stopped breathing!!! Mace

Guess there's no truth to the saying 'beggars can't be choosers' then? Still, that leaves more blondes for me! Mace

GHAGHGAHGAH GHGHAGHAGHAGH AHGHAGHAGAHGAHGA Tell you? TELL YOU TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?!!!! :mad: :mad: What happened to 'spare the rod, spoil the child'?! Your dad has failed in his fatherly duty to give you a good daily thrashing!!! Mace

Still keeping count? Mace

You're of Irish descent, Seanachai?! The poor Irish, whatever did they do to deserve that? Anyhoo, Bappy Hirthday, ya daft nong bastard! Mace

New blood, huh? So you were going to be the appitizer, or main course? Mace