We can't really have someone who's Peng pedigree is unknown starting threads now can we?
Da Rulez:
M1A2) Participation in this thread is not for the faint hearted. If you are the sensitive type then basically...SOD OFF!
T62) Be creative with your posts. Ours aren't so we would really appreciate a breath of fresh air (although a whiff of stale vomit would equally be appreciated). If you don't think you can deliver then SOD OFF!!
AH1W) If you're still here, pick someone to hate and then challenge them. If you're inventive then you might get a game out of it (or repeated blows to the back of the head with a cricket bat). If pain is not to your liking then SOD OFF!!!
BMP) No talking about your apparatus, appendage, or whatever you choose to call it. We have some lovely ladies present (eg Joe Shaw) and we don't want them upset. If this is counter to your being....SOD OFF!!!!
Still here? What part of SOD OFF didn't you get?!!!!!
PS I think Steve is a truly marvelous person and he'll know exactly which thread to lock. **slips Steve a tenner**