Mace

I'm not responsible for letting them sneak in, I'm responsible for forcing them out...preferably in tiny little pieces through a strainer. As for blame, I guess I can nominate you as Royal Scapegoat. Mace

How much did you have to pay her? Mace

Psssssssst, you guys. Come here. Notice how a particular fluffy indicates he is far smarter than the rest of us, but also confesses a love of Vanilla Ice. Things that make you go Mmmmmmmmm. Mace

***********Office of Grue************** ********Official Press Release********* *hammers* GRUE UNFORTUNATELY TRYING TO CLEAR BLOCKAGE IN MULCHER. <FONT SIZE = 1>BONE_VOLVO</FONT>'S THICK SKULL JAMMED UP WORKS GOOD AND PROPER. GRUE LOOKS FORWARD TO RESUMING NORMAL SERVICES SHORTLY...SO CAN DEAL WITH JUSTICAR OFFICE OF GRUE ***************************************

It lasted longer than the Bone_Vulture venture, which was obviously still-born. Still, I'd like to stick around and have a battle of wits with you, but it's obvious you're not equipped. Mace

Why thankyou. As acknowledged by yourself, far superior to yours. Sorry, I think your posts are more ass than class. Mace

What's so surprising about that? I can see why you must quote my collegues - your posts contain no wit so ever. Well maybe a little bit of wit..let's say half-wit! btw as for Cesspool beta testers? How about Madmatt,Rune, Berli, Harv and me. (deserves a ) Mace

[serious] Sorry, but you have no jurisdiction here, and fortunately have no say on how this board is administered. In fact, you are coming across as quite intolerant. For your information: i) the Cesspool actually is sanctioned by Battlefront. ii) quite a few cesspoolers were CMBB beta testers and scenario designers. iii) Madmatt is a member. So, I suggest you're fighting a lost cause and since you are contributing nothing here...how about sodding off. [/serious] btw I bet you're one of those people who complain about a TV show rather than turning it over to the other channel. Mace [ February 07, 2003, 04:58 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

GRUE WONDERS WHERE FLUFFY VERMIN COMING FROM? YAH BUT BONE-VULCHER MUCH MORE SMELLY, WITLESS AND BIGGER WASTE OF SPACE...AND JEALOUS TOO. BUT, IS HOLE IN WALL? WHERE ALL THIS FLUFFY VERMIN COME FROM? *throws another fluffy into mulcher* MAYBE NAME SHOULD BE CHANGED TO BONE-MULCHER....OH.....HEH...HEHEHE...GRUE MADE LITTLE FUNNY! GRUE

AND DUMB TOO. COME IN HERE WHILE GRUE AROUND. *encloses Peterk's head with one massive hand with which he uses to pick the fluffy up* STILL, LOOKS LIKE WHINGING FLUFFY TO ME AND MAKING NASTY MESS OF CASTLE PENG. ALSO THIS PETERK, ALL HE DOES IS YABBER YABBER AND COMPLAIN BUT ALL THAT COMES OUT IS HOT AIR. SO CESSPOOL EPA SAY TO GRUE "GRUE, FLUFFY POLUTING CESSPOOL! GRUE GET RID OF FLUFFY!" SO GRUE..... *takes the lid off the mulcher* ....DOES WHAT HE IS TOLD... *turns it on* ...AND RIDS CESSPOOL OF NASTY VERMIN *drops PeterK into mulcher...'BzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzt'* NOW GRUE WILL STUDY STOCKMARKET AGAIN FOR LONG TERM INVESTMENTS. GRUE

Wow, both Charles and Steve in the same thread together. That's a once in a lifetime event. Mace PS Well done with the CNN review guys.

Hmmm Hells Angels coming out? I'd like to see that. Mace

Justicar, Justicar, posting the inane! Justicar, Justicar, guess he's gone insane. He chants it more and more, and becomes a frightful bore. Justicar, there-you-are, Justicar Mace

Justicar Joe Shaw? btw never ask me for help with English, I'm Australian *Australia Australia Australia we love you* dont'cha know? Mace

No need to apologise. Mace

Throw in the airfare (including return) and accommodation and I'll consider it once there. Hey AJ, any great pubs around your place? My shout first. Mace

GRUE KNOWS COMPLIMENT WHEN SEES ONE. GRUE NOW LOVE JUSTICAR BECAUSE JUSTICAR NICE AND COMPLIMENTARY GRUE

*enters the main gate after a session at the cassino, trailing $100 US notes behind him* SORRY GRUE LATE, WAS SOCIALISING WITH VERY RICH PEOPLE AND BEING ENTERTAINED *picks up lenakonrad by scruff of the neck and squints at him* WAZZIS? LOOK LIKE NEW FLUFFY WHO .... *reads 'A little hunchback who's in there'* ...KNOWS GRUE'S YOUNGER SIBLINGS. STILL, IS FLUFFY, AND FLUFFY SHOULD BE DROP KICKED OUT OF MBT SHOULD GRUE KICK? GRUE

One suggestion I'd give is to buy Soviet tanks in platoons, and work them as a platoon. This makes up for any short comings. Mace

*enters the castle from the main gate, hauling two travel cases, wearing sunglasses and sporting a healthy Olive Green tan, the result of a few days vacation on a cruise liner* KING MEEKSY IS ALREADY KING BECAUSE HE GIVES GRUE NICE MONEY TO SPEND AND GOOD WORKING CONDITIONS (2 HOUR LUNCH BREAKS, ROSTERED DAYS OFF, TORTURE IMPLEMENTS, HEAD SPLITTING WMDS, FREE BOARD AND ACCOMODATION). GRUE ALSO THINK SNARKER SLIGHTLY ABOVE FLUFFY AND NOT LISTENED TOO OR SOMEONE GRUE USE TO TURN INTO PULP AND MAKE CART WHEELS MOVE BETTER BY APPLYING LITTLE DABS HERE AND THERE. BUT GRUE ALWAYS LOYAL TO KING .... UNTIL NO MORE MONEY. GRUE [ February 04, 2003, 02:38 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Crikey, yes! Stand and Salute. She's a beaut our bit of lingo, mate! Only a drongo a few bob short of a quid wouldn't recognise that. It's so obvious is could almost bite you on the bum. So let's have a resounding sing-a-long of our National Anthem. Australian Sons let us rejoice for we are young and free... lalala laalllalala *forgets words* llaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaa lalala laaaaaaaAAaaaaaa Mace

I think he meant C-rap. Mace [ February 01, 2003, 11:49 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

I think most of us posted our thoughts elsewhere on the general forum. Terrible thing though. Mace [ February 01, 2003, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Not really. Civilians had the uncanny nack to make themselves scarce during a battle. It's called self-preservation. Hence there are very few battles where civilians were involved. Mace

Yes, we suffer for his art. Mace