Mace

*ahem* Circumstances force us to take drastic action. We have no recourse but to activate one of our sleeper agents currently positioned in the US heartland. If hostilities against Australia <font size = 1> Australia Australia Australia we love you! Amen! Crack another tube.</font> do not cease forthwith, Our agent OGSF will finally set to rest just WHAT IS WORN UNDER HIS KILT!......Jimmy. Mace

Ewuuu, a kiss from Madmatt *shudders* Hi Mom!! Mace

Did it with Kitty, I'll do it with you as well. I hereby nominate Berli as a honorary, dinky-di, true blue, Aussie. Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi! Oi! Oi! Mace

I've never been to Paris. You paying? Mace

I think most of us Aussies will pass on being one with great Fred. Or perhaps it's more correct to say 'not pass'? Mace

I wasn't aware that Seanachai was pregnant! Mace

Yeh but how are you going to count the rings when the tree is stuck up his.... err ... never mind. Mace

Hey, you speak for yourself! I find the majority of posts here far more offensive than that photo. Except for Ice-nong. That is some major 'offensiveness' exuding from him. Ewwwwwwwwwuuuuuuu!! Btw, did I ever point out I think that guy is 'bent' (not that there's anything wrong with that) because he's difinitely looking the wrong way. Mace [ March 15, 2003, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

KICK HIM AGAIN, MORAINE! LAY THE BOOT INTO THE MONGREL!!! Crikey, AJ, this is great sport, hey mate? Mace

*sets up the deck chair and weber, slops on some factor 30, readies the esky, throws some snags on the barbi, gets a coldy out, then settles down* Cool, a spectator sport! Mace

Crikey, Did JD waive his $50,000 fee for rubber stamping? Mace

If I see one more picture of Ice-Pee, I'll.......

I'm game I've been cheated by you since I don't know when So I've made up my mind, it must come to an end Look at me now, will I ever learn? I don't know how but I suddenly lose control There's a fire within my soul Just one look and I can hear a bell ring One more look and I forget everything, o-o-o-oh Mamma mia, here I go again My my, how can I resist you? Mamma mia, does it show again? My my, just how much I've missed you Yes, I've been brokenhearted Blue since the day we parted Why, why did I ever let you go? Mamma mia, now I really know, My my, I could never let you go. *bops* Mace

Sad that your links to 'friends' are all broken. Mace PS nice wargaming stuff tho

No biggy. It's not as if the dead are going to be upset about it. Mace

It's nice that we bring a little joy into your life. <font size = 1>Errr... I think I hear Steve (*grovel* *grovel* *paw* *paw*) approach with the padlock! Hide!!!</font> Mace

That was the most lamest, limp-wristed (not that there's any thing wrong with that), pathetic, saddest, wretched, dismal and pitiable taunt I've ever been challenged with. Regardless, these feeble mewlings of yours have moved me like no other laxette have, and so against my better judgement please feel free to send me a setup forthwith. Kindest regards Mace Now excuse me while I attempt to retrieve this thong. [ March 13, 2003, 05:19 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Keep it coming. With our exchange rate I now have more than Australia's <font size = 1>(Australia Australia Australia, we love you...Amen...crack another tube)</font> GNP. Mace [ March 13, 2003, 02:45 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Well, what can I say but the fine, lovely ladies requested it, and Mace is here to deliver..... Would you all be interested to hear how my thong kept creeping? Mace [ March 13, 2003, 02:19 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

The version I've heard is far much better, but much more ribald. Mace

Silly nong. I carried out the strip-tease in celebration of Kitty's birthday, and I'm quite happy to reenact it for you in case your memory needs to be jogged (or rather brutally assaulted with a sledge-hammer). Mace [ March 12, 2003, 04:23 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Drinking and being at work are not mutually exclusive actions. Mace

errr. shouldn't you lot be in bed or somefink? Mace

I'm not physically ill, Gaylord (pretend he's intelligent). Mace

infinity. btw infinity + 1 = infinity. btw I wish to volunteer for the Aussie sacrifice, however busy atm so if we can wait about 100 years? Mace