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Mace

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  1. Crikey! She was probably just getting over the trauma of seeing who she got for a dad at birth and you had to go say that. Hope you can afford the therapy. Mace
  2. *bops* Now that's bringing back memories. Mace [ January 31, 2003, 04:27 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]
  3. My job is now complete. (for tonight) Mace [ January 29, 2003, 05:00 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]
  4. GRUE WILL DRESS UP IN NICE SKIRT AND BRA SO DALEM WILL CHEER UP AND NOT DROWN SORROWS IN BAR GRUE WARNS HOWEVER THAT DALEM SHOULD NOT TOUCH BECAUSE GRUE ONLY PRETENDING AND PAWING WOULD BE TOO MUCH BUT GRUE WILL LOOK SEXY, SO FEMININE FOR DAL UNTIL JOYOUS OCCASSION WHEN WE GET BACK THE REAL GALS! Grue
  5. *Pulls up in a Enzo Ferrari, empty champagne in back, 3 well endowed and giggly women in the car with him* SORRY GRUE LATE, GRUE VERY WELL PAID BY HMRH MEEKSY AND BUSY ...ERR... INVESTING. REGARDLESS, GRUE HAS WORK TO DO...... IT ABOUT GRUE MEETING NICE FLUFFYS AND KILLING THEM. YOU A FLUFFY? YOU CANT SHAKE HEAD IF GRUE PULLS IT OFF AND USES IT FOR FOOTY PRACTICE FOR NEXT AFL SEASON. AND YOU SHOULDN"T USE BIG WORDS LIKE 'ENTROUNCEMENT'. NO ONE UNDERSTAND HERE. *Snorts* OH? HAVE FUN THEN. DON'T LET DOOR HIT BOTTOM ON WAY OUT. Grue
  6. *Ponders* *very slowly but* errrrr.... GRUE THINKS SEANACHAI MIGHT BE LONG LOST OLDER BROTHER, OR MAYBE SISTER Grue [ January 29, 2003, 02:38 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]
  7. Just testing. Hopfully this works - First right click on the picture to get it's URL (in this case http://users.pandora.be/War.Raven/Pic%204.jpg ). Then start a reply and press the Image button (included in the list of 'Insert UBB Code' buttons below) and follow the directions given (which involve pasting the URL of the picture into a dialog box and OKing). Easy. Mace [ January 26, 2003, 10:12 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]
  8. Is Grog Dorosh on guest list? Can Grue stomp? Grue [ January 26, 2003, 02:01 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]
  9. Dalem's been busy making a lot of posts and annoying the neighbours (not that that's a bad thing). But in majority of them he makes extensive use of prose. Why? I'm glad you asked - He's stopped taking his medication!!! Contact your political representative, lobby for new regulations. We must get Dalem back on his medication immediately, preferably long-term sleeping tablets. Mace
  10. yeh yeh, we know, mass exodus of Aussie women to... yadda yadda yadda. Female Immigration que's miles long as... yadda yadda yadda. We don't really mind because it means we spread the Aussie genepool across the world, and we soon will be in the position for our planned globaldomination! <font size = 4> Muahahahahahahahahahahaha! </font> Better yet, you got OGSF as part of the deal as well. Now who will join with me in a Chorus of uber uber tie me kangaroo down sport? Mace
  11. Yeh, blame me, I'm used to it. We're shrouded in smoke as well over here - I guess Stukes forgot about the snags he had on the barby. btw I'm not drunk, bastage! Mace
  12. whoopsy, double post [ January 24, 2003, 03:16 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]
  13. Result of statistical survey (random sample) of the girls at work, 92% agreed that they detested and loathed Egbert. The remaining 8% had no comment, but did wretch violently in the nearest paper bin. Mace [ January 24, 2003, 03:17 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]
  14. *thinks.....although takes some time* oh. Hehe Hehe ha hehehehehe haaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaa haaaaaaa hhhhhheeeeee! Sorry, Grue not laughing at silly joke, Grue laughing at thought of smashing some silly Leutnant with big club for telling silly joke in cesspool. Grue [ January 23, 2003, 05:46 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]
  15. *smacks hand......with 100kg iron block* OI! Get mits off Kitty's litter, that's a religious icon, tha is. And If Grue catches you coveting it once more, Grue will give such a pinch.... as in the pinch recieved by being pinned between a King Tiger's tracks and the ground. Grue
  16. [stops drooling] You spoilsport [resumes drooling] Grue [ January 22, 2003, 02:40 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]
  17. <font size = 1>ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh err? *hides wineskin behind back* Didn't quite catch that. Legless? No. Not quite yet. You'll have to speak up though, I'm down in the cellar guarding the Whiskey, for Peng. Oh and of course keeping an eye out for that nasty bit of work the Villian justicar and his bunch of smelly men. or is that merry? *shrug* Back to sentry duty. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz</font> Mace
  18. <font size = 1> Oh. Err, I'm down in the cellar where the vats of whiskey are. Umm. I'll be with you soon. </font> Mace
  19. My bet is that his legs give out before the end of the fortnight. Mace
  20. That goes without saying, but the trappings of my new royal position (allocated by his very soon to be Royal Highness Meeks) demands that I now arrange seating and on the odd occassion, drag my knuckles along the ground, grunt and drool. Ergo, the sheep will have to wait. *looks at list* Fourth row, left hand side. Mace
  21. Oh I do enjoy the wave of emotion such royal events produce. *looks at list* Sorry, I don't see you registered. And you owe feality to....? Must know so I can either turf you out, or point out your seat (which no doubt will be down the back, in the corner, where you will be spending your time during the ceremony fighting with the various dogs over discarded bones) Mace [ January 20, 2003, 04:16 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]
  22. *stampedes in* Ok, I'm here to ensure that riff raff and *takes a quick look at the attendence list* and ....err...ummm... lowly scum aren't allowed ... umm *looks at list again*. *sigh* Never mind. Where's the beer by the way? Mace
  23. Ahhh, I see that the stress of your position (ie MBT outcast) has reduced you to calling your liege, the Justicar, names. He won't be happy you know. No need to apologise. I suppose you must make do with what you are dealt (in your case a very bad hand). Mace [ January 20, 2003, 02:18 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]
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