Mace

*Grue wanders in Looks at list of Grogs, and doesn't find Axe2121 listed. Grue then Picks up Axe2121 and rams him into a discarded and empty soda pop can.* Grue likes clean cesspool! Cesspool and mad faces and waffle people clash. Grue do cesspoolers community service and return animals back to the wild. Grue will pay wild a visit. *Grue trundles off* Grue

hehe, Jeff called you a 70s porn star, Harv! Mace

You want me to tell you if I'm YOUR mortal enemy? No, I'm actually your best pal! The sort of pal you can trust with your bank account and credit card details. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Mace [ September 25, 2003, 05:22 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Since this is a special GROG thread (thanks to 'I sleep with Grogs and want to have their children' Seanachai), I may as well play the part.... <font size = 5>It's a feckin PANZERSCHRECK, you pathetic excuse of a Human!!! A panzer SCHRECK!!!! S ..C ..H ..R ..E ..C ..K!!!!! For feck sake......... PANZERSCHRECK!!!!!!! AAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaa!!!!</font> There. I think that sounded quite Grog like. Mace [ September 24, 2003, 04:35 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Well he is a Queenslander. Mace

I deny that. And it is not a mass exodus of sheep trying to escape my advances. Mace PS Contacted the Government...hope you have room for some sheep, Harv

Kitty's still got that certain device that she planned to introduce MrHappy to. I can think of nothing more suitable for this little partaaAAAaaye! Mace

What principles? I work for government and hang out here! Mace

I never knew donkies wore these: Mace [ September 21, 2003, 06:28 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Offended? About what?! I thought Peng was running for Governor of California and those were his policies?! <font size = 1> ...and mighty fine policies they are too. If I was a citizen of California, I'd vote for policies like that </font> Mace

No question about it....you're crazy. Mace

As seen in the picture, Andreas has learnt to jab with the left, then cross with the right. Mac

39 months? Is that how long I've been afflicted with this addiction? Locked away in front of my PC, playing all this? Where did the time go? Mace

*gack* Do you mi..*choke*..nd?! I was having a cup of *gack* *choke* tea and toast but *choke* I've suddenly *choke* lost my appetite *gack*! Mace

What can I say but a picture is worth a thousand words - Isn't she adorable? *sigh* Harv? Hey Harv, keep both hands on the desk so we can see them!!! Mace

How do you stop the fur from sticking to your tongue? Mace

I'm still trying to finish the KV2 I was trying to get done for the CMBB competition. ..I hate to be rushed. Mace

Here is not the place to enquire about the Uber-gnomes sex life. Mace

Physical violence always worked for me. Mace

If it's their day off, shouldn't they all be getting good and drunk?? </font>

How about a nice Josef Ionovich Stalin? Is he fruity enough? Mace

Bugger, I thought it was like some kind of nocturnal marsupial sobriety. I feel violated. Mace

Ahhh, you show promise, recognising your status when in the presence of a senior (and may I say dashing, charming and intelligent) Kiiinnigit. But here's some additional pointers: koala) recognising the greatness of uber-australius would be a start. wombat) the offer of a round of beer would be another. Wallabee) Perhaps pointing out to Seanachai the foolishness of his crusade would also assist? Mace

Ahem. *clears throat with much gusto, unwraps a bit of neatly folded paper, a printout of email received, then quotes* I won. Mace [ September 19, 2003, 08:15 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Sheesh. Geography. Plate Tectonics. Same diff. btw You sure get up grumpy in the morning. Grumpiness explained. How's it feel to be Boo's toy boy? Mace