RuhrRiver Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Other pixel commanders may boast about their brave, gallant, heroic, blah-blah-blah units; but not this CO---nuh-uh, no sir, no way. My boys hit the dirt and try their damndest to get under it when the lead (and depleted uranium and copper cores and whatnot) starts to fly. All the lads in my units have been in what we call "fetal battle positions" longer than most fetuses. Part of the secret to my troops' readiness to make like roto-tillers is our constant "Kower Klass" drilling. It's exhausting and dangerous to practice diving for cover on, say, concrete, but when fighting from a rooftop, who survives--the idiot who stands up and tries to fire his weapon, or the crafty cowerer who curls up in a ball, saving his ammo and his strength for the key battles that take place back at the base in the chow line or dodging paper cuts while filling out transfer forms?? True, situational awareness suffers somewhat when one makes like an armadillo facing a coyote, but I think my boys have earned the right for this special unit patch: "Kings of Kower." Our motto comes from an old Bill Mauldin cartoon: "I can't get no lower--my buttons are in the way." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandur Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 HAHA! nice! but you need to test out the RED cowering specialists. there you see KOWER POWER! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secondbrooks Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Infact when looking at it... Those guys could make much SMALLER targets if they would be on their belly pressing their heads and limbs totally against soil. I can see that it was not my lack of tactical eye and lack of intelligense and lack of terrain reading that made (and will make) them to die like flies... they just don't know how to offer smallest possible targets to enemy. I'm relieved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkEzra Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Where can I get the "Kower Power" Lapel Pins? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Next look for the "Kings of Krawl". Motto: "At Least We're Proactive." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 That screenshot, though, is really pretty. I don't look closely enough when I play... that's gorgeous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrocles Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 haha good pic! When CMX2 for the WW2 western front is released perhaps you can create a badge for the 202nd 'Scampering Squirrels'? Scampering Squirrels! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntarr Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Did someone call for Squirrel Support? No one has been able to decrypt that motto? (hint: latin) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuhrRiver Posted April 30, 2008 Author Share Posted April 30, 2008 haud by no means tactus touch suus its lamnia nutshells "Whatever you do, don't touch its nuts?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuhrRiver Posted April 30, 2008 Author Share Posted April 30, 2008 Unbearably cute Squirrel Force patch, but what is it with the squirrels??? Maybe we're descended from squirrels? War is nuts? (all pics found on the web pretty quickly...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivodsi Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 but what is it with the squirrels??? Indeed! Beware the mutants! Ok ok a bit off topic, but a startling image nonetheless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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