109 Gustav Posted March 22, 2001 Share Posted March 22, 2001 Well I've spent my life in the Bering Sea, fishing for the king. Oh it's not the easy life for me, fishing for the king. But if the price is not too cheap, we'll pull those crabs up from the deep. And it's forty hours before I sleep, fishing for the king, boys, fishing for the king. -King crab fishing, Aleutian Islands [This message has been edited by 109 Gustav (edited 03-23-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 22, 2001 Share Posted March 22, 2001 For those travelling to Melbourne, Australia, the weather forecast Overcast with some likelihood of Mir strike! [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 03-22-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 22, 2001 Share Posted March 22, 2001 ... Set his scrotum on fire. Quickly Mace in an attempt to minimize the damage to his gonads ... Tried to stick them in a sheep. However, there were no sheep around. Desperate now, Mace spied Croda wearing his pink leotard and matching... [This message has been edited by 109 Gustav (edited 03-22-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 22, 2001 Share Posted March 22, 2001 (**************) FOR SALE: Prime piece of fAQ thread real estate hardly used, in ideal surroundings with charming and friendly neighbours. (**************) [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 03-22-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 22, 2001 Share Posted March 22, 2001 ...combat webbing! "CRODA! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY PINK LEOTARDS AND MATCHING COMBAT WEBBING", yelled Mace, distracted from the flames threatening to consume a very important, and probably his most enjoyable, part of his anatomy, "and what are you doing to that... Dumb fisherman? He's only trying to make a series of circular editing and to keep this thread going." Croda turned around and reached for... [This message has been edited by 109 Gustav (edited 03-22-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 Originally posted by 109 Gustav: Dumb fisherman? He's only trying to make a series of circular editing and to keep this thread going." Croda turned around and reached for... [This message has been edited by 109 Gustav (edited 03-22-2001).] ...bump.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Phan Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 Originally posted by Ales Dvorak: ...bump.... ...went the booty. It was prone to do that with the magnificent thumping sound. Two frightened eyes looked up at the Australian gentleman. Four cloven hooves turned to flee. "The Gangster of the Outback" had found entertainment for the evening and it was so very fluffy. All he needed was... ------------------ http://www.derkessel.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 Originally posted by Phillies Phan: ...went the booty. It was prone to do that with the magnificent thumping sound. Two frightened eyes looked up at the Australian gentleman. Four cloven hooves turned to flee. "The Gangster of the Outback" had found entertainment for the evening and it was so very fluffy. All he needed was... ...unfluffy entertainmey. Than his boots start to screm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 Originally posted by Ales Dvorak: ...unfluffy entertainmey. Than his boots start to screm..... ..."Give this man a DICTIONARY!" But just then, out of the corner of his eye, Croda caught a glimpse of Mace slowly stroking his gnads as he was preparing to fulfill some sheep's fantasy. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere, a loud whaling "BAH!" sounded as Mace apparently proded his victim. Meanwhile, Philles Phan and John Wayne were..... ------------------ For your dream car click here. For a Close Encounter click here. Hey look! I can see my house! And for all you Hamster Lovers out there, check this out! Kitty, this one's for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 Originally posted by Maximus: Meanwhile, Philles Phan and John Wayne were..... Taping the whole thing, with plans to set up a grog-porn site on the internet. Philles, the cameraman, zoomed in on Mace's... ------------------ The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, Classic threads, and more! Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 Originally posted by 109 Gustav: Taping the whole thing, with plans to set up a grog-porn site on the internet. Philles, the cameraman, zoomed in on Mace's... ..."gnads". He then promptly handed Maximus a dictionary as well . Maximus stared at the book for a moment, and then declared:"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 ..."What the Hell is this thing? Stop distracting me. I'm checking out Mace's gnads." Just then, the drugs that Mace had given Croda wore off and he snapped out of his walking comatose. He realized the horror of the situation and delivered a jumping-spining-reverse crescent kick to the back of Mace's head. Mace went flying across the room and his head got lodged in a sheep's rectum. Croda ellegantly finished his kata and returned to the bar with Phillies and The Duke. The Duke then bought him a beer. "What a fool that Mace is" Phillies said. "I'd like to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 23, 2001 Share Posted March 23, 2001 Originally posted by Croda: "What a fool that Mace is" Phillies said. "I'd like to... Finish filming him, if he ever gets his head out of the sheep." Mace was kicking around wildly, struggling to escape from the wooly trap. Amused by the spectacle, Phillies began filming... ------------------ The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, Classic threads, and more! Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. [This message has been edited by 109 Gustav (edited 03-23-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 Originally posted by 109 Gustav: Finish filming him, if he ever gets his head out of the sheep." Mace was kicking around wildly, struggling to escape from the wooly trap. Amused by the spectacle, Phillies began filming... ...again. But this time, everybody came along to watch. As Mace struggled to free his cranial appendage from the sheep's sphincter, the whole lot burst out laughing. Finally, Mace freed himself from the orifice and saw everyone standing there laughing. With a heated look on his face, Mace exclaimed, "..... ------------------ For your dream car click here. For a Close Encounter click here. Hey look! I can see my house! And for all you Hamster Lovers out there, check this out! Kitty, this one's for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 Originally posted by Maximus: ...again. But this time, everybody came along to watch. As Mace struggled to free his cranial appendage from the sheep's sphincter, the whole lot burst out laughing. Finally, Mace freed himself from the orifice and saw everyone standing there laughing. With a heated look on his face, Mace exclaimed, "..... ..."Boy, this stuff sure tastes gamey. psstttt! What's up with all of this fuzz in my mouth?" Croda stopped laughing long enough to exclaim, "Mace, you dufus, why that's not wool in your mouth, it's..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: ..."Boy, this stuff sure tastes gamey. psstttt! What's up with all of this fuzz in my mouth?" Croda stopped laughing long enough to exclaim, "Mace, you dufus, why that's not wool in your mouth, it's..." Fish slime. How on earth did you find a fish in a sheep's rectum?" Mace replied, "Well it sure wasn't easy, since it was pretty dark and smelly. The fish got away though, so I'm going back in." With that, Mace ran towards the panicking sheep, leaped as far as he could, and landed back in the sheep's... ------------------ The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, Classic threads, and more! Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 Originally posted by 109 Gustav: Fish slime. How on earth did you find a fish in a sheep's rectum?" Mace replied, "Well it sure wasn't easy, since it was pretty dark and smelly. The fish got away though, so I'm going back in." With that, Mace ran towards the panicking sheep, leaped as far as he could, and landed back in the sheep's... ...scrotum. "Damn," Mace exclaimed, "I missed!" With that Mace stood back up and carefully inserted his melon back into the sheep's rectum in search of the fish. A few minutes later.... ------------------ For your dream car click here. For a Close Encounter click here. Hey look! I can see my house! And for all you Hamster Lovers out there, check this out! Kitty, this one's for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted March 24, 2001 Share Posted March 24, 2001 Originally posted by Maximus: ...scrotum. "Damn," Mace exclaimed, "I missed!" With that Mace stood back up and carefully inserted his melon back into the sheep's rectum in search of the fish. A few minutes later.... ...Mace emerged from the sheep's rectum with something slimey in his mouth. Upon gathering his wits, Mace spits out the object. Mace yelled, "Guys, I got it!" Upon hearing that, Croda and Philles started chuckling and replied, "Mace you goof, that's not the fish that's a... ------------------ For your dream car click here. For a Close Encounter click here. Hey look! I can see my house! And for all you Hamster Lovers out there, check this out! Kitty, this one's for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 25, 2001 Share Posted March 25, 2001 Originally posted by Maximus: ..."Mace you goof, that's not the fish that's a... ..."alien chest buster!!!! RUN!!!!" "Well", responded Mace unconcernedly, "Whatever it is, it sure makes fine".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 25, 2001 Share Posted March 25, 2001 Originally posted by Mace: "Well", responded Mace unconcernedly, "Whatever it is, it sure makes fine".... green hash. See, all you need to make green hash is some beans, coffee grounds, and various sheep parts. Somebody get me a frying pan!" Mace chopped up the unindentified sheep part, and began frying up his hash. The stench of it cooking drove Maximus, Philles, and the Duke out of the room, gasping for air. Croda staggered back in, drawn by the smell of his favorite food. "Oh, Macey," he whispered, "Now we're alone. We can... ------------------ The Last Defense- Made any scenarios? Send them here! Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted March 25, 2001 Share Posted March 25, 2001 Originally posted by 109 Gustav: green hash. See, all you need to make green hash is some beans, coffee grounds, and various sheep parts. Somebody get me a frying pan!" Mace chopped up the unindentified sheep part, and began frying up his hash. The stench of it cooking drove Maximus, Philles, and the Duke out of the room, gasping for air. Croda staggered back in, drawn by the smell of his favorite food. "Oh, Macey," he whispered, "Now we're alone. We can... ...gorge ourselves to our hearts' content. Not only that, but we salvage this thread once again. How in hell did it end up halfway down the second page? It's not as if... ------------------ Andreas himself will attest that my massive ego and foolhardy belief in my own greatness would never allow for me to be anyone's worshipper - Hamsters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Phan Posted March 25, 2001 Share Posted March 25, 2001 Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: ...gorge ourselves to our hearts' content. Not only that, but we salvage this thread once again. How in hell did it end up halfway down the second page? It's not as if... ...the one with the numerical username would be able to figure out that the nickname for "Phillies Phan" would be "Phan". Perhaps the obvious is not evident for those who aren't looking (write that one down). ************************************* In the dark forest a beast roamed about and grumbled to himself. He was unhappy that his small, white... ------------------ http://www.derkessel.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted March 26, 2001 Share Posted March 26, 2001 Originally posted by Phillies Phan: In the dark forest a beast roamed about and grumbled to himself. He was unhappy that his small, white... ...testicles were its only shortcoming. But that wouldn't matter to Mace because he has a severe fetish for beast testicles. After the FAQ group lost the chest burster, Mace, Philles Phan, Croda, and Gustov went looking for some more adventure when... ------------------ For your dream car click here. For a Close Encounter click here. Hey look! I can see my house! And for all you Hamster Lovers out there, check this out! Kitty, this one's for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 26, 2001 Share Posted March 26, 2001 Originally posted by Maximus: After the FAQ group lost the chest burster, Mace, Philles Phan, Croda, and Gustov went looking for some more adventure when... ...Mace suddenly denied strongly that he had any fetish for any sort of male genitalia - animal or otherwise (although he was very attached to his own, or was that it was very attached to him?), and was planning to take legal action if any of these false accusations were to continue without any evidence. Meanwhile, a 1000 miles away, JD the famed CM solicitor felt a stirring in his.... [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 03-25-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted March 26, 2001 Share Posted March 26, 2001 Originally posted by Mace: Meanwhile, a 1000 miles away, JD the famed CM solicitor felt a stirring in his.... ...gnads as he was day-dreaming about Mace. (Sorry man, had to do it.) But just then, JD woke up and yelled, "What the hell am I doing??? I'm not gay!" JD then called up Mace and asked, "Hey buddy, did you just feel anything strange?" Mace replied, "... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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