Lethaface Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Quite well done for an Ozzie, Stuka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 30, 2010 Author Share Posted November 30, 2010 Quite well done for an Ozzie, Stuka! Don't encourage him. He gets all over-excited and then begins to lose control of his various bodily functions. I mean, more so than usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 30, 2010 Author Share Posted November 30, 2010 You think i'd waste photoshop time and effort on the likes of YOU??? Johnny's imminent demise was created in 2 minutes using mspaint, the reality...when you summon the courage to have one of your cats send the turn for you...will be far...far more...graphic. PS its still your fault and i've booked a chair at Nuremburg for you...you're welcome. MS Paint? I thought it was illegal for anyone over the age of 9 years old to use that. Did you get in on a mental technicality? Is it a comfy chair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Is it a comfy chair? Sure is! A Laz-E-Boy recliner in fact...you'll love it! There's even little leather straps to go around your wrists and ankles so you don't slide off and it's got a nifty little skull cap you have to wear (apparantly it's all the rage in Nuremberg these days) There might be a waft of burnt beef in the air but don't worry about that, i'm sure it's just the upholstery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 1, 2010 Author Share Posted December 1, 2010 ... it's got a nifty little skull cap you have to wear A yarmulke? Sorry. Although there are many aspects of Judaism I find interesting and beautiful, I am not of the faith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 So you circumcised yourself just for the fun of it then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 1, 2010 Author Share Posted December 1, 2010 No... fun really wasn't much of a factor. You know this thingy obsession of yours is really getting out of hand (Pun fully intended). I really think you need to get a better grip on yourself(See above). You've been known to act like a jerk off and on(More of the same). And this is a part of you which none of us really need or want to see. Literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Who is this 'us' of which you speak? Emry's practically lives for thingy references... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 1, 2010 Author Share Posted December 1, 2010 You seriously want to base your defense using Emrys as a model??????? I believe that's called the "Absolute-Last-Ditch-They'll-Have-To-Acquit-Me-On-The-Grounds-I'm-As-Loonie-As-A-Mule-On-Locoweed" gambit. I've just never heard of it being used this soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 See, I knew it, I knew it.... Stuka is one of those "Girly Men" that Arnold keeps referring to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I'd like to point out that the deliberate murder of Boos troops by Stuka is only slightly more abhorrent than the "tactic" used by Mace against me some years ago. In that instance Mace forced a captured MG unit of mine to lead an assault on one of my houses. Is it a coincidence that BOTH atrocities were perpetrated by Australians? I think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 While Joe is clearly capable of being as loonie as a Yeknod with or without locoweed, even a broken clock is able to put two and two together once in a while (how's that for putting metaphors through the blender?). I guess today was just Joe's day to...well, not shine exactly...but you know what I mean. I guess we could say that the stygian blackness that passes for what in others would be intellectual activity was not quite so dense on this occasion. Good work and keep at it, Joe! Perhaps some day you will actually be able to get all the pegs to go into all the right holes. You can't say that I'm not always the optimist. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 And giant meteors. You're forgetting giant meteors. Yeah, yeah. We already know that. Or at least I do. Now if you must ramble endlessly on, at least say something amusing. I'm here to be entertained, not sermonized. Michael Sod you and the giant meteors. I hope you're still alive and with us when the damn giant meteors hit, just so we can all turn around and say 'This is all Michael's fault' And I did go on, however briefly, about the waffles. Waffles are almost endlessly amusing. When we get right down to it, Michael, I have spent freaking years of my life trying to entertain you lot, and the most I have to show for it is an occasional nod and a 'That'll do, idjit. That'll do.' Hell, my freaking Father thought I was more amusing, and I irritated the sh*te out of him, and getting a smile out of him was like doing Yiddish stand-up for Hitler. Feck. 'I'm here to be amused...' ancient old bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 As of now, I will be returning to the Everglades for kayaking day-trips in late January. Another glorious week spent on the gulf coast of the State where Jeb Bush used to eat live puppies, after unhinging his lower jaw and slowly flowing around them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Hell, my freaking Father thought I was more amusing... Yeah? Than what? Athlete's foot? Piles? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Is it a coincidence that BOTH atrocities were perpetrated by Australians? I think not. Atrocities? ATROCITIES?!!! Manners. That's what is was...manners, because we did say 'after you'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 2, 2010 Author Share Posted December 2, 2010 I have spent freaking years of my life trying to entertain you lot, and the most I have to show for it is an occasional nod and a 'That'll do, idjit. That'll do.' And? Admit it. You can't help but try to be entertaining. You live for the somewhat grudging and tepid acknowledgments you get when you wander in here and give us a verbal pratfall. Face it. You're the Jerry VanDyke of the Peng Challenge Thread. And besides, it's not like you're doing anything else anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Lars Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 As of now, I will be returning to the Everglades for kayaking day-trips in late January. Another glorious week spent on the gulf coast of the State where Jeb Bush used to eat live puppies, after unhinging his lower jaw and slowly flowing around them. Mmmm...puppies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Mmmm...puppies... A seven course meal for you is a puppy and a six pack, eh Lars? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Lars Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Pfft, heathen. Everybody knows you serve wine with puppy. I suggest a nice Alsatian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I suggest a nice Alsatian. Are they meatier? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I want to see a Chihuahua take Emrys down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Never happen. All Chihuahuas love me. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 ... the vision of Emrys thrashing around with 10lbs of canine vicious intent is rather warming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Even more so when scarlet billows start to spread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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