Boo Radley Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 What? That I'd run into vampires? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 ... Ren Fest... Is that followed by Stimpy Fest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Boo continues to writhe in the grip of my superior play, EVEN AS HE BOMBARDS ME LIKE A COWARD FROM AFAR WITH THE XIXth LUFTENFLOTTENSIEKRIEGEL. I swear, only like 5 turns in and the bombs are raining from the sky like day-old semen from Snookie's battered snookie. Olde Foule Joe also writhes in the grip of my superior play. The scenario he picked seems to have been designed by a retarded troll, or even a Dwarf, and mainly involves lots of tanks traipsing about at high speed and close range with no cover or maneuver time. Oh, and there's a large gun of some sort hurling HE about as well. Joy of joys, there's a bridge to cross too. I wonder if there's an 88 on the other side of it, waiting for my Soviet drugies. O CMBB, how I've missed the varied themes your offerings explore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Boo continues to writhe in the grip of my superior play, EVEN AS HE BOMBARDS ME LIKE A COWARD FROM AFAR WITH THE XIXth LUFTENFLOTTENSIEKRIEGEL. I swear, only like 5 turns in and the bombs are raining from the sky like day-old semen from Snookie's battered snookie. Olde Foule Joe also writhes in the grip of my superior play. The scenario he picked seems to have been designed by a retarded troll, or even a Dwarf, and mainly involves lots of tanks traipsing about at high speed and close range with no cover or maneuver time. Oh, and there's a large gun of some sort hurling HE about as well. Joy of joys, there's a bridge to cross too. I wonder if there's an 88 on the other side of it, waiting for my Soviet drugies. O CMBB, how I've missed the varied themes your offerings explore. Oh please, you with your 5,389 T-34s can surely handle the pitifully few defenders I have left. Oh wait ... I'd forgotten who I was dealing with ... I can see your problem now. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Boo continues to writhe in the grip of my superior play, EVEN AS HE BOMBARDS ME LIKE A COWARD FROM AFAR WITH THE XIXth LUFTENFLOTTENSIEKRIEGEL. It's called "softening up". Sort of like what you try to do with women by showing them your collection of Star Wars figurines. Except this will work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Rural Merkin courtship rituals never fail to amuse, even from Ohio... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Rural Merkin courtship rituals never fail to amuse, even from Ohio... You could learn a thing or three. Like paying the pizza delivery guy a little extra to serve the pizza right there in the living room, on the TV trays. Having him act as the sommelier and bringing the box of wine in for inspection and approval. Things like that really impress the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Good day girls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Good day girls! Well, well, well ... and by that I mean why aren't you stuck in a well someplace? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Well, well, well ... and by that I mean why aren't you stuck in a well someplace? Joe Howdy Joe , nice to see ya, wouldn't want to be ya! Too bad the Twins can't beat the Yankees. Hope they enjoy the plane ride to the glorious Bronx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I have decided that retirement, and all the assorted benefits that go along with being a senior citizen in the good ole US of A is the way to go. All you working class slobs, no matter where you happen to be on the globe, just keep your shoulders into the proverbial gristmills, and fuel the economic engines which maintain my pastoral way of life. Remember if you screw up my retirement, the terrorists win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I have decided that retirement, and all the assorted benefits that go along with being a senior citizen in the good ole US of A is the way to go. All you working class slobs, no matter where you happen to be on the globe, just keep your shoulders into the proverbial gristmills, and fuel the economic engines which maintain my pastoral way of life. Remember if you screw up my retirement, the terrorists win. But you would lose ... that's a tough call. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 You're just jealous..... I feel it in your posts. You've always known how insignificant you are....you can't stand to see anyone do good. Poof on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 You're just jealous... You're right, he is. But how can you really blame him? It must be truly awful being at the very bottom of the intellectual food chain. He closes his eyes and tries to conjure up an intelligent thought and...nothing comes. How sad. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Even if he managed to generate an iota of intelligence....he would probably be too dumb to realize it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Even if he managed to generate an iota of intelligence....he would probably be too dumb to realize it. I'm to take criticism of my intelligence from ... a NOO YAWKER? And not just any dumb Noo Yawker but one who, as an alleged "martial artist" has obviously had his head kicked a few dozen times too many for any semblance of a coherent thought to be generated. As for Michael ... he lives in Port Townsend, an up and coming community featuring the latest in adult entertainment ... such as ... The Port Townsend Tango ... I'm not joking. http://www.tangopt.com/ Can we really take his word for, well ... anything? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 You're just jealous 'cos you can't do it. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Sticks and Stones............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Wow....no posts all night long....you mutts must have had a wild night. Either that or you are all dead....which is even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Wow....no posts all night long....you mutts must have had a wild night. Either that or you are all dead....which is even better. I was busy flying Rise of Flight ... the Sopwith Pup and Triplane have been added to the stable. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I was busy flying Rise of Flight ... Apostate! Heretic! Burn him! Burn him! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I was busy flying Rise of Flight ... the Sopwith Pup and Triplane have been added to the stable. Joe Are you an ass yet?.....oh I'm sure of it. You must have brought down at least seven huns by now. Doesn't getting five kills make you an ass? I think you are just a natural ass, flying those old rickety bi-planes must come easy to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Apostate! Heretic! Burn him! Burn him! Michael I'll have you know that I have three PBEM games of CMAK/CMBB going right now ... and by your own admission you don't play the game AT ALL. So if I'm an apostate or heretic I guess that makes you an ATHEIST! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Are you an ass yet?.....oh I'm sure of it. You must have brought down at least seven huns by now. Doesn't getting five kills make you an ass? I think you are just a natural ass, flying those old rickety bi-planes must come easy to you. A lot YOU know Nidan1 ... some of them had only one wing and others had three! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 A lot YOU know Nidan1 ... some of them had only one wing and others had three! Joe I know enough to have YOU pegged as an ass! Tri-plane....schmiplane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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