Mies Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 In fact the Netherlands used to have mountains untill Chuck Norris put his foot down. Now it's below sea level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurtzDonut Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 ...and now for something completely different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottie Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 Originally posted by Mies: In fact the Netherlands used to have mountains untill Chuck Norris put his foot down. Now it's below sea level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bewildered Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 What's a Chuck Norris? I looked at the link. Is there a psychiatrist in the house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonC Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Well in Germany I believe there was this fellow named Munchausen... A psychiatrist who once examined Chuck Norris pronounced him healthy and well adjusted. His glasses were broken and his left eye and temple blackened and bruised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 When Chuck Norris does psychoanalysis a Freudian slip heralds a violent leg sweep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mies Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Chuck Norris can split someones personality with a blink of an eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonC Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Actually Chuck Norris never uses Freudian analysis, because it uses the pleasure principle, whereas the principle of Chuck Norris is *pain*. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 For Chuck Norris *pain* IS *pleasure* and so he does psychoanalysis three days a week while bound tightly in a dark cupboard by leather-clad whip maidens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mies Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Chuck Norris invented heat waves so he could be cool and watch how others suffered while he's popping a brewsky. I know I am suffering... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottie Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 its funny, we do the same thing in the uk about David Hasselhoff .... the hoff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vergeltungswaffe Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Chuck Norris cancelled Baywatch because Hasselhoff disgusted him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Chuck Norris has more pain tucked into his speedos than Pamela Anderson can pack wanton flesh in an undersized bikini swim suit bra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterk Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Talking about my guitar was more fun than talking about Chuck Norris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottie Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Originally posted by Peterk: Talking about my guitar was more fun than talking about Chuck Norris. David Hasselhoff plays guitar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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