_Axe_ Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: Why has this thread not died a long and painful death already ? :mad: Let's face it, Cheery Waffle has failed. :mad: Don't you have some reindeer to deliver papers to? :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I think he's been writing a song about his paper delivering experiences to enter in the Eurovision Song Contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 Eurovision 2007 He might be a Swede or might be a Finlander, And he might choose a handle that gives illusions of grandeur! And to some his responses may seem simple or witless, But whatever you do... don't ever call him princess!!! Eugen! Who man, is Eugen? Ya Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen! Who man, is Eugen? Ya Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Don't call him Princess Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Eugen Yeeeeewwwwwwwwwgen! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 Note, the Anglosizing of Eugen (oy-gan) to Ew-Gan in the last line! This attention to detail is critical if you're going to with Eurovision afterall..! :mad: Bwahaahaaahaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 :mad: er that would be "win" Eurovision...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 is your friend. It covers all your blemishes. So you should become quite familiar with it. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Deep down I know Ruddy really wants to be American. You could immigrate if you could ever learn to speak English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 8, 2007 Author Share Posted February 8, 2007 Originally posted by Abbott: Deep down I know Ruddy really wants to be American. You could immigrate if you could ever learn to speak English. I wouldn't mind being Californian or Hawaiian this time of year... :mad: I used to spend quite a bit of time in LA on business, and there's only two things wrong with Southern California... Earthquakes and Southern Californians... :mad: I figure there's around 30M people in Canada and 30M in California, let's trade for a couple of months a year, say... January and February... :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Would anyone like a Rhinovirus? I have one and would be glad to pass it on? No? Maggots! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Originally posted by J Ruddy: Don't call him Princess EugenTruer words were never spoken. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I've got a bigger todger than any of you. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: I've got a bigger todger than any of you. :mad: :mad: :mad: But no knowledge -what so ever- on how to use it. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 You will never experience the powers of my todger, so you can hardly comment on the subject. :mad: :mad: :mad: There are such wild stories my todger could tell if it had the powers of speech. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Since I started posting about my big, black, mean, fat todger, the intellectual content of this thread has multiplied tenfold. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Well, enjoy your todger, preferably in the privacy of your own throne-room, your high-ness. :mad: I have two kids so I'm pretty sure mine is sufficient. :mad: Bwahaaahaarraahhaaaarraaaahahaahaaarrhaarrr!11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 BAH ! You're counting ? Such an amateur... MY todger is still the king of all big, black, mean, fat todgers ! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 13, 2007 Author Share Posted February 13, 2007 :mad: Today, in a snow storm, an 18 Wheeler decided to move into my lane while I was in it. Between the careful use of the gas pedal, steering and liberal use of my horn I managed to avoid a spin and now have the chance to live another day. :mad: Who knew they had a huge blind spot off their fron quarter panel? :mad: So I have a slighly crunched bumper skin where he clipped me. He stopped, I stopped all in all it was fairly calm. (OK I gave him the finger, then stopped, he kept going I freaked out some more, then saw he stopped then I caught up to him, by which time I was just glad he stopped.) The million dollar question is, do I go through insurance or do I simply let this guy pay for the damage himself? I'm pretty sure his work wouldn't be too happy about an accident, he seemed like an ok fellow, and as I was sitting in his seat I could see that there was no way for him to see my car where I was. Whaddaya think? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 I think that there should be less of that lip and more praise to my big, black, mean, fat todger. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: I think that there should be less of that lip and more praise to my big, black, mean, fat todger. :mad: :mad: :mad: We're sure you already give it more than enough "praise". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 I give it regular excercise each day. :mad: :mad: It's such a strong, muscular, big, black, mean, fat todger now. :mad: :mad: My wrists hurt. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Originally posted by J Ruddy: :mad: Today, in a snow storm, an 18 Wheeler decided to move into my lane while I was in it. Between the careful use of the gas pedal, steering and liberal use of my horn I managed to avoid a spin and now have the chance to live another day. :mad: Who knew they had a huge blind spot off their fron quarter panel? :mad: So I have a slighly crunched bumper skin where he clipped me. He stopped, I stopped all in all it was fairly calm. (OK I gave him the finger, then stopped, he kept going I freaked out some more, then saw he stopped then I caught up to him, by which time I was just glad he stopped.) The million dollar question is, do I go through insurance or do I simply let this guy pay for the damage himself? I'm pretty sure his work wouldn't be too happy about an accident, he seemed like an ok fellow, and as I was sitting in his seat I could see that there was no way for him to see my car where I was. Whaddaya think? :mad: Shouldn't you be riding a bicycle? :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 13, 2007 Author Share Posted February 13, 2007 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Shouldn't you be riding a bicycle? :mad: :mad: :mad: Shouldn't you be milking a cow? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Too cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 13, 2007 Author Share Posted February 13, 2007 Shouldn't you be making ice cream? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 13, 2007 Author Share Posted February 13, 2007 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: I knew a Syrian guy once. He thinks being gay is a disease. It's in the genes, he says. It's SICK, according to him. I'm all for invasion. Make war, not love. :mad: :mad: :mad: Is that why you get so uppity when I call you Prinzess, Your High-ness?? Many apologies. Here, have a rainbow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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