PseudoSimonds Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 They made a version of Halo just for him: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{BoB}Sgt Swanson Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Who knew they had a huge blind spot off their fron quarter panel? Yes this is true. I drove them for 4 years, and you'd be surprised how many people in cars think we can stop as fast as they can. At least you were willing to learn what he has to go though each and every day out there. And yes, it is considered as a "preventable accident" for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 14, 2007 Author Share Posted February 14, 2007 There's agressive drivers in all vehicles. Agressive pricks in BMW's piss me off, agressive drivers in Internationals scare the hell out of me. Not that this guy was agressive, not at all actually. But more times than I can count I've been in the slow lane, doing 5 over the limit, and had some jackass in a Mac or White or whatever following so close that I can't read his plate #. It's jerks like that who make the average joe car driver so prejudiced against truck drivers. It ain't right, but it's the way it is. (And I imagine the jerks in the Bimmers, Civics etc that cut off trucks are just as bad for truck drivers, of course they are putting their 'own' lives at risk, not mine.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 My todger is g*d d****d aggressive. :mad: :mad: :mad: (censored for the benefit of those delicate Americans among us, who get anxiety for seeing a flash of Janet Jackson's tit for one-third of a second) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I've got a MAJOR bone right here, bitches ! :mad: :mad: :mad: Pay respects to it ! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Blech. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 Ahh... Alas poor Abbott. His capitalist American pig-pigs crashed like waves on the rock that was my German defence. His Sherman tank did well, scaring the squirrels out of the <font color = green>tree's</font> and turning <font size = 5>boulders</font> into tiny <font size = 1>rocks</font>. There was a lot of smoke though I didn't see any mirrors.... Bwaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaarrhaaaar :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 A whole post without reference to my <font size = 15>MASSIVE TODGER</font> !!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Meh. :mad: You're still flabbergasted by my HUGE BONE. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 20, 2007 Author Share Posted February 20, 2007 Is anyone else tired of hearing about this Finn's flam? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 TODGER ! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Y'all is just envious of my strong, muscular, big, black, mean, fat todger. :mad: :mad: :mad: Don't worry. Noone else's pecker surpasses mine. The Finnish Government actually has issued me a special license to carry my <font size=20>MASSIVE</font size=15> todger. They wanted to ensure that I was capable and mature enough to wield such a beast as my <font size=15>GIANT</font size=15> shlong. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Anyone have a spare nuke we can drop on Finland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 I do, but it's holding up my coffee table... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Well, then we'll drop that on him too....from orbit....just to be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I'm going to wield my <font size=15>GIGANTIC</font size=15> shlong and protect the Socialist Republic of the Undefeated Finns by striking the nuke and the coffee table back into the frozen wastes that is the Socialist Republic of the Cowardly Canuckistanis. The moral of this story : The good guys win, the bad guys lose, and, as usual, England Prevails. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Today I read enlightened American Christians stating that dinosaurs are 4000 years old. Ah, the wonders of the internets. Any old fool has a medium for their irrelevant opinions. Man and dinosaur lived together peacefully around 2000 BC. (Illustration by Peggy Miller) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 My todger is more MASSIVE than the whole of T-Rex ! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2: Any old fool has a medium for their irrelevant opinions.:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Sigmund Eugen 2! Your conversion table is obviously wrong. 2 centimetres does not equal 2 feet/two thirds of a yard, I fear! Using an unbroken converter, your frozen shrimp measures approximately an inch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 ok.. do I want to know when/why Viljuri measured HRH Eunich's poodle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Originally posted by J Ruddy: ok.. do I want to know when/why Viljuri measured HRH Eunich's poodle? Well, his handle states it clearly: Eunuch Prinz, 2 centimeters No need to measure anything, just a conversion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Oh. I thought that was his brain cell count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 I thought it was as high as he could count without taking his mittens off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 CAK !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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