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With so many negative waves burning up the Forum, perhaps it is time for 331 of 9808 to add some positive thoughts to the forum so that we may continue our quest for universal acceptance of CMBB as all that is good, sweet and right in this and any other galaxy.

a) Graphics.

The new graphics are simply stunning; even starting from the very basics of grass and sky, add doodads, waving trees, and wind into the mix and you have a winner. Hi res uniforms, new rank differentiations, AWESOME looking tracer and explosion effects, simply outstanding. Deanco's interface doesn't suck half as bad as some of the dreck he foisted on the community before (KIDDING....THE BORG KIDS!!! WE LOVE DEANCO...with so much info to cram into the interface we can't see anyone having done this better - and look forward to his unpublished stuff going onto websites soon.)

What about those houses that have floors in them now, and can be looked OUT of. What a dramatic improvement! We are astonished and thrilled.

B) Gameplay - from variable turn endings to improved MG mechanics to what appear to be improved and more realistic rates of fire, penetration data of AFVs, to the willingness of anti-tank troops to commit to close assaults, simply stunning.

c) Stuff we don't even know get to see yet - the importing of maps and forces in QB maps, the improved size of the maps....

And on, and on, and on

We are not going to dilute this opus with a "but couldn't you" or "but in future you should". We are going to leave it there because that is how impressed and grateful we are.

To anyone who dares crack this code and still wants to quibble - WE ARE COMING FOR YOU. YOU WILL BE CONVERTED TO OUR WAY OF THINKING. YOU WILL LOVE CMBB AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. YOU WILL NOT DISSENT, YOU WILL BE ACMILATED AS WE, THE COLLECTIVE, HAVE BEEN ACMILATED. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME FOOLISH UNDERLINGS IN YOUR PATHETIC, PEDANTIC, PEDESTRIAN ARGUMENTS BEREFT OF INTELLECTUAL CAPITAL.

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We will conclude with a sincere thanks. Don't let the bastards grind you down.

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you're just a cheap rip-off of the original CM Borg (not seen in two years - the Borg have not really succeeded, it seems; he was probably assimilated by some other game in the long run).

that guy was at least original, originally. you are not even originally original. just a lame CM Borg impersonator.

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Originally posted by M Hofbauer:

you're just a cheap rip-off of the original CM Borg (not seen in two years - the Borg have not really succeeded, it seems; he was probably assimilated by some other game in the long run).

that guy was at least original, originally. you are not even originally original. just a lame CM Borg impersonator.

Shows what you know....unless you are admitting to being the CM Borg, which is us, which you can't be since we are not you. But considering the Germans are historically the second most assimilatorial group (following only the Borg in their capacity for inflicting suffering on others and demanding homogenousness among its subjects) one can see where you are coming from.

But thank you for turning a thread devoted to saying nice things about CMBB into a pissing match.

Perhaps you would like to return to your GIC-sycophants now, and let us go back to sycophanting for CMBB. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by CMBB Borg:

Shows what you know....unless you are admitting to being the CM Borg, which is us, which you can't be since we are not you. But considering the Germans are historically the second most assimilatorial group (following only the Borg in their capacity for inflicting suffering on others and demanding homogenousness among its subjects) one can see where you are coming from.

But thank you for turning a thread devoted to saying nice things about CMBB into a pissing match.

Perhaps you would like to return to your GIC-sycophants now, and let us go back to sycophanting for CMBB. :rolleyes:

GIC-sycophant? now where did you get that from? :confused:

listen, this post is not about GIC vs CM, or CM vs SuddenStrike, or CM / GIC whatever.

I was simply pointing out to you that you are nothing but what the peng-people would fittingly call a SSN trying to rip off an idea that has been here looong ago.

and your empathic, highly reactive behavior shows to me sufficiently that your NOT the old CM Borg. The old CM Borg was a rather complacent type, said very little, and what he did say could be predicted easily, which was part of the running gag that he was. He would never become so entangled and eloquent and flaming like you just did. In other words, the real CM Borg had a certain unique STYLE, and you are just a new member trying to cash in on a lame, old joke. Just my personal opinion, of course.

Why don't you look up ye olde posts done by the original. You might learn something from him.

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[ September 05, 2002, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: M Hofbauer ]

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Originally posted by Bizzaro Borg:

CMBB Borg, you are hereby assimilated. I have been around for looonnnnnggggg while!

Ah yes, but the CM Borg has been assimilated by M. Hofbaeur.

Check out these scintillating posts:

http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=recent_user_posts;u=00002265

Feel his creepy Germanic power emanating through his one word replies and lack of wit or sense of humor.

The Borg are actually Germans!

We thought we could fool you. We are ashamed.

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