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Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! The maggoot Axe sure can find ways to lose. And we are NOT talking aboot a "Canadian" win. A minor victory for my Krauts (61-39) over seemingly insurmountable odds. I still cannot believe that 12 T34's and a company plus of infantry cannot take a town holding a company of engineers, a few PAK's and 105 howitzers. But good old Axeless found a way....

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Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! The maggoot Axe sure can find ways to lose. And we are NOT talking aboot a "Canadian" win. A minor victory for my Krauts (61-39) over seemingly insurmountable odds. I still cannot believe that 12 T34's and a company plus of infantry cannot take a town holding a company of engineers, a few PAK's and 105 howitzers. But good old Axeless found a way....

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Don't listen to him. He's a raving loon. I'm not even playing him right now. :confused: :mad: :confused: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad:

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I know it's been awhile but I'm here to tell you all <font size=900>I RULE!!</font size=900>

Mace, Snarker, Kitty, Wallybob, Watson&Crick!!! -- pitter patter, let's get at 'er!!

Glug glug glug!!

I just finished working the week by myself -- two papers, 30 or so articles, production, pictures -- all me!! :mad: :mad: :mad: One co-worker on vacation, the other on course. :mad: :mad:

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Chixdiggit - Chupacabra

In the branch of a willow tree

i can see you but you can't see me

i doesn't really matter

cause you can't run anyway

and i know what i wanna do

it'll only take a second to get a hold on you

so let's get to business

cause i didn't come here to play

chupa-

yeah chupacabra

gonna reach, gonna reach

gonna reach right out and grab ya

yeah, chupa-

yeah chupacabra

gonna reach, gonna reach

gonna reach right out and grab ya

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

chupacabra!

get stuck at 9 o'clock

10 to 12 it's time to rock

the 12 minute baby i ain't gonna mess around

they say i only like cats and goats

but you're the kind of prey i like the most

listen up baby you're the best thing that i've found

chupa-

yeah chupacabra

gonna reach, gonna reach

gonna reach right out and grab ya

chupa-

yeah chupacabra

gonna reach, gonna reach

gonna reach right out and grab ya

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

chupacabra!

chupa-

chupacabra

gonna reach, gonna reach

gonna reach right out and grab ya

chupa-

yeah chupacabra

gonna reach, gonna reach

gonna reach right out and grab ya

reach right out and grab ya

reach right out and grab ya

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

:mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

I know it's been awhile but I'm here to tell you all <font size=900>I RULE!!</font size=900>

Yeah, your the real master of your domain :rolleyes:

Here is an example of your fine work.....

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Braveheart

Synopsis: a portly Mel Gibson stumbles around in poorly choreographed battle scenes in which the camera men can't hold their cameras still long enough for you to realize the extras in the background are standing around with their dicks in their hands.

I'm sure if you're a fan of Braveheart you're probably saying "BUT MADOX YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT OF THE MOVIE, WHO CARES ABOUT CAMERA WORK LOL?" Everyone always thinks the battle scenes in this movie were awesome; even people who didn't like the movie say "...but the battle scenes were done well." What the hell do you know about battle scenes? You're a team manager for an insurance company, go manage something. People watch Mel Gibson running around with his bitch tits for a few hours and they suddenly think they're experts on swordery (swordery is like sorcery with swords).

Oh my god, I need oxygen!
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He's very angry, very angry indeed:

After reading a few thousand emails like the ones above, I seriously contemplated taking down my site and just posting links to animal porn for you retards. You're all idiots, and I've lost what little respect I had for you.
My new hero!! :mad: :mad:
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Originally posted by Watson & Crick:

The hate mail and his responses are truly great. For such a young guy, he is a awfully bitter. The more bitter he gets the funnier too.

Don't you have some DNA to work on? :mad:

How's that for bitter? :D

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From his rant against CompuServe, which sounds like the American version of FutureShop:

Pay your sales and technical staff minimum wage, then pass the savings onto your customers in the form of a 600% markup on products. Just kidding, that would be unethical.

Be sure not to mention any service plans we didn't ask for, because everyone loves a good surprise in the form of a 3 year warranty that doesn't begin until the manufacturer's warranty expires.

Hire untrained school kids to man your staff, because I like being told that the swap file on my computer is "pretend memory." Being talked down to by crater-faced sales staff is a humbling experience, and the phrase "pretend memory" is awesome. It makes me want to pay you pretend money for the pretend advice I received from your staff with pretend technical knowledge.

Offer warranties for things that don't need service, such as pre-packaged software sold by third-party vendors.

Charge arbitrary 15% "restocking" fees to seal and restock products returned due to defects. Finding fingerprints on products sold as new in your store is a great way to discover that you've been sold a potentially faulty product. I love searching for fingerprints on products I purchase anyway. It's like a scavenger hunt, except instead of finding a prize, I get it up the ***.

Make sure not to mention that some manufacturers sell your name, phone number, address, and purchase history to third parties for the purpose of telemarketing and other solicitations until after the product has already been purchased. Try to combine this with the unwanted warranty purchase for a super surprise, gang-bang style!

Testify!! :D
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Originally posted by Axe2121:

What time is it there? Are you drinking? :mad: :mad:

8.24am and I'm breakfasting. Then in about an hour I will be driving, then purchasing, followed by more driving.

Then lunching, then drinking, then driving again, then viewing, then driving, then dining, then more drinking, then perhaps crashing.

Mace

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

What time is it there? Are you drinking? :mad: :mad:

8.24am and I'm breakfasting. Then in about an hour I will be driving, then purchasing, followed by more driving.

Then lunching, then drinking, then driving again, then viewing, then driving, then dining, then more drinking, then perhaps crashing.

Mace </font>

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Would someone tell me if they know of a more bitter-sweet song than Chris Isaak's Wicked Game?

Too beautiful.

The world was on fire no-one could save me but you

Strange what desire will make foolish people do

I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you

I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you

No, I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)

No, I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)

With you

What a wicked game to play to make me feel this way

What a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you

What a wicked thing to say you never felt this way

What a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you

No, I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)

No, I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)

With you

The world was on fire no-one could save me but you

Strange what desire will make foolish people do

I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you

I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you

No, I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)

No, I don't wanna fall in love (this world is only gonna break your heart)

With you

Nobody loves no-one

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