Soddball Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Soddball Im calling you out. You spineless blarg. Its time to fight over siglines again. We all know how it ended the last time...when my mighty Russian horde smited your evil über-Germans. And we all know there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth from your side. Well, I kinda enjoyed that. So I have come here, to the home of the ibscure emoticon-fetishists to call you out. You pick date, place, type and points, I'll pick sides. Winner gets one sentence in losers sigline for 3 months. I'm still waiting for THE FECKING GAME TO TURN UP!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: This pisses me off, and I'm growling and showing my teeth. GGGGGGGGGARHGARHGAHRGARHARHAGRHGARHARGAHRGHARGHAGRHAGRHAHRGAHRGHAGRHAGRAGAGHRHGARHGRAHGRAHAAGAGRHAGRHGARHGARGARAGRAGHHGARHGARA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Soddball Im calling you out. You spineless blarg. Its time to fight over siglines again. We all know how it ended the last time...when my mighty Russian horde smited your evil über-Germans. And we all know there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth from your side. Well, I kinda enjoyed that. So I have come here, to the home of the ibscure emoticon-fetishists to call you out. You pick date, place, type and points, I'll pick sides. Winner gets one sentence in losers sigline for 3 months. I'm still waiting for THE FECKING GAME TO TURN UP!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: This pisses me off, and I'm growling and showing my teeth. GGGGGGGGGARHGARHGAHRGARHAR HAGRHGARHARGAHRGHARGHAGRHAGRHAHRGAHRGHAG RHAGRAGAGHRHGARHGRAHGRAHAAGAGRHAGRHGARHG ARGARAGRAGHHGARHGARA!!!!! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 W0000000T!!!!!!!!!! After a slavish day at work, come home and find a little surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dave H: Open for business here in Florida. Pick your poison and send me a CMAK set-up. I'll be Axis for the first go round. :mad: My Gawd!!! It took fifteen minutes to load all those beautiful .bmp files!!!!!! :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Hey Axe!!! You're famous!!! :eek: Scenario Briefing Editors: Jason 'Axe2121' Ballantyne and some other guy. Way to go!!!!!! Oh and Soddball's famous too!!!!! :eek: Last Person on Planet Earth to receive CM:AK Congratulations to both! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 :mad: and Thanks Jim. After a trying couple of weeks, good news! My brother and sister-in-law are expecting their first baby in the next hour or so! My younger brother... *sniff* ...seems like just yesterday I was trying out all kinds of wrestling moves on him and force feeding him dog food and tobasco sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 That's great news, Axe! In more great news, I'm leading a platoon of Shermans through a quaint little village. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 For God's sake Soddball, throw some spaces in that rant of yours. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Dave H: Open for business here in Florida. Pick your poison and send me a CMAK set-up. I'll be Axis for the first go round. :mad: Jim, a scenario is on the way! Wow, the desert is beautiful. Empty, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Hey Axe2121! PBEM CMAK Meeting engagement? Oh, so sorry, you don't have CMAK yet.... When you do eventually get it, how about a game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Jim, a scenario is on the way! Wow, the desert is beautiful. Empty, too! Nice Pick Dave! An armoured fight over water. Two parched and thirsting forces battling for control of the only water hole around. Control it or die. :mad: :mad: What kind of sick and twisted Devil could conceive such a Scenario? :confused: Oh well, at least I got the Italians! This is a good thing because it ensures victory no matter what. If I win, it's due to my tactical brilliance. If I lose, it's because I had the Italians. ie; WIN/WIN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 Boggs, if SHEWHOWEARSTHEPANTS (no, Soddball, he'll not post you the pants - so no pants and no CMAK) did not set a legal limit, send a setup. Can't believe you received it the same day I did. I mean, if there's no advantage to being closer to Vermont than Florida, why am I living here? Let's face it - it's pretty cold out there. The only thing that could be worse would be living in Canada and not having CMAK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Boggs, if SHEWHOWEARSTHEPANTS (no, Soddball, he'll not post you the pants) did not set a legal limit, send a setup. Can't believe you received it the same day I did. I mean, if there's no advantage to being closer to Vermont than Florida, why am I living here? Let's face it - it's pretty cold out there. The only thing that could be worse would be living in Canada and not having CMAK. It's supposed to get chilly tonight, I'll probably be able to turn off the air conditioner. A set-up you shall have, as you are one of the chosen few. Pip Pip, Cheerio, and a stiff upper lip there my good lads(Soddball, Mike, and Axe). You still bask in the glow of anticipation. For us that have the game now and are playing, the initial pleasure of seeing that Scenario Editor button as big as life and the huge selection of Scenarios was truly memorable. Well that's gone now for us. The initial delight is but a faded memory. You (Soddball, Mike, and Axe) still have that moment to look forward to and treasure. No, I say, It is we who are envious of YOU!!! [edit]-Thanks Mike, I have updated the post! [ December 04, 2003, 11:17 PM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 You know, one of the really cool things about posting on the internet. Nobody can see you laughing when you're typing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebulon Pleasure Beast Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 I found just what your guardians need for Christmas Now that even you losers have received your copies of CMAK, is there anyone brave enough to challenge me? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Yes. but no one stupid enough!! and since I haven't received the mana from heaven yet I guess I'm not a loser you maggot!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by oneirogen: I found just what your guardians need for Christmas Now that even you losers have received your copies of CMAK, is there anyone brave enough to challenge me? :mad: Whose teeth mod are you using? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 *taps microphone* Is this thing on? Good Lo waffleheads, nice to see you survived the transition to Africa / Italy. Me? The epic struggle which is "Frigid in Fife" between myself and Axe212121212111222121 is nearing it's conclusion, my copy of CMAK is on it's way so I'll be up for a romp in the dunes with some of you soon enough. Meanwhile heres some GRAAAGHAGAAAARRRAGRRRAAAA!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 I received six juicy copies of CM:AK in the post this morning. They arrived precisely 45 seconds before I was due to leave the house for work: :mad: :mad: :mad: However, I am bunking off early to begin scenario development. My first one is going to be Jim Boggs in the Prison Showers with Bubba. :mad :mad: :mad: You are all a bunch of worthless cockknockers! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Have you guys seen what the large elevation setting looks like in desert quick battles? Mmmmmmmmm, yummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 If my new neice Mackenzie Louise Ballantyne hadn't been born last night at 9:03 p.m. EST, I would have taken a plane to Kent and strangled Soddball. Really. No — really!! :mad: What's the crude but pithy saying? I wouldn't cross the street to piss on him if he was on fire. However my usual blind rage is only a luke-warm loathing right now. The only thing keeping me happy in CMAK-demo land is the methodical strategic brilliance with which I am dismantling Snarker's *snicker* line of defense. He tried to use my smoke screen for cover only to have it blow away with one of his AFV side on to two of mine. Seven rapid-fire AP rounds later the crew was last seen limping off into the woods to die alone. Welcome back to Crow. I'm not used to talking to him in a warm clime. Wallybob — you are on! As for the rest of you — :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by oneirogen: Now that even you losers have received your copies of CMAK, is there anyone brave enough to challenge me? :mad: "Losers"?? If you want to impress me with your bravery, try adding your e-mail address. Wait until some of my CMBB games are finished, Grasshopper. We'll see if that cultural reference means anything to you. Jim "Two-Face" Boggs, you said you would take the Axis in our game. So quit your whining about the Italians. That was the first small scenario I found. I just hope none of my men sneeze, because I'm afraid my "armor" won't stand the strain. I think the jeeps and trucks are better protected. :eek: <font size=3>NEWS FLASH!!</font size=3> Keke told me last night he doesn't think the scenario we are playing is winnable for his Finns. No matter what happens now, I have detected a crack in the armor of the unflappable Finn. Victory!! Well, sort of, anyway. Lurkur, the gamey <font size=1>PENG</font size=1>uin, has received even more German armor to expedite his destruction of the Warsaw ghetto. What's the matter, was the high command (rune) afraid the German infantry couldn't handle a mob of partisans? Good morning to the rest of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: If my new neice Mackenzie Louise Ballantyne hadn't been born last night at 9:03 p.m. Great news. Fortunately, her peers won't know who 'Bob and Doug' are... The only thing keeping me happy in CMAK-demo land is the methodical strategic brilliance with which I am dismantling Snarker's *snicker* line of defense. He tried to use my smoke screen for cover only to have it blow away with one of his AFV side on to two of mine. Seven rapid-fire AP rounds later the crew was last seen limping off into the woods to die alone. You're gamey. You hacked the code. I did it on purpose to give you a chance. I was drunk. I knocked coffee over and missed the smoke disappearing in the movie. My cat peed on my keyboard. I did it because I feel so bad about constantly beating you like a red headed stepchild / a rug / an egg / Dave's rented mule. Maggot!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: CMAK-demo Tee Hee. In slightly related news, Have D (the old maggot) is an absolute moron, when it comes to choosing scenarios from the Depot. 'Nuff said. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Three posts in a minute! Can maggots keep this pace of posting throughout the day? Stay tuned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Dont make me call you out again Soddball I know you have the game now, and you cant hide forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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