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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

I have been waiting SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long for someone to say something like that. Congratulations.

Kitty

Ah, it wasn't me speaking, dear one.

It was the wine.

Yes, I seem to have bought Ventriloquist wine. I should have known when the label said, "It'll make a dummy out of you." </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

I have been waiting SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long for someone to say something like that. Congratulations.

Kitty

Ah, it wasn't me speaking, dear one.

It was the wine.

Yes, I seem to have bought Ventriloquist wine. I should have known when the label said, "It'll make a dummy out of you." </font>

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Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

I have been waiting SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long for someone to say something like that. Congratulations.

Kitty

Ah, it wasn't me speaking, dear one.

It was the wine.

Yes, I seem to have bought Ventriloquist wine. I should have known when the label said, "It'll make a dummy out of you." </font>

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Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

I have been waiting SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long for someone to say something like that. Congratulations.

Kitty

Ah, it wasn't me speaking, dear one.

It was the wine.

Yes, I seem to have bought Ventriloquist wine. I should have known when the label said, "It'll make a dummy out of you." </font>

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Originally posted by Speedy:

There is a lot of Bull**** there Axe, but what you really need is a pile of alcohol!!! Otherwise you wont be taken seriously!!!!!

Shuttup you bloody South Australian!

I had to drive about 500 klicks and thus couldn't drink (well I could, but I didn't want to get done for drink driving).

So all I can say is GRRRRRRrrrrrrrr accck accck Grrrrrrrrrrr :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mace

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Originally posted by Speedy:

There is a lot of Bull**** there Axe, but what you really need is a pile of alcohol!!! Otherwise you wont be taken seriously!!!!!

Shuttup you bloody South Australian!

I had to drive about 500 klicks and thus couldn't drink (well I could, but I didn't want to get done for drink driving).

So all I can say is GRRRRRRrrrrrrrr accck accck Grrrrrrrrrrr :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mace

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Originally posted by Kitty:

I have been waiting SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long for someone to say something like that. Congratulations.

Be honest. It really wasn't worth the wait...especially not from the likes of *sniffs contemptously* Boo.

Mace

[ December 25, 2003, 01:58 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

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Originally posted by Kitty:

I have been waiting SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long for someone to say something like that. Congratulations.

Be honest. It really wasn't worth the wait...especially not from the likes of *sniffs contemptously* Boo.

Mace

[ December 25, 2003, 01:58 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

I have been waiting SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long for someone to say something like that. Congratulations.

Be honest. It really wasn't worth the wait...especially not from the likes of *sniffs contemptously* Boo.

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

I have been waiting SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long for someone to say something like that. Congratulations.

Be honest. It really wasn't worth the wait...especially not from the likes of *sniffs contemptously* Boo.

Mace </font>

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We interrupt our regularly lame programming to broadcast this important message:

PENG HAS ASSUMED COMMAND! FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS YOU WILL BE UNDER OUR CONTROL. WHILE YOU DREAM OF SANTA AND MORE SUGGESTIVELY, HIS ELVES, WE WILL ASSUME COMMAND OF YOUR THREAD. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST YOUR DIAL!!! FEEL THE HATE!

Kitty

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We interrupt our regularly lame programming to broadcast this important message:

PENG HAS ASSUMED COMMAND! FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS YOU WILL BE UNDER OUR CONTROL. WHILE YOU DREAM OF SANTA AND MORE SUGGESTIVELY, HIS ELVES, WE WILL ASSUME COMMAND OF YOUR THREAD. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST YOUR DIAL!!! FEEL THE HATE!

Kitty

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Thanks for the invite, Kitty!

A wee lullaby sing-song for the Goodalers:

Sit down by the fire

And I'll tell you a story

To send you away to your bed

Of the things you hear creeping

When everyone's sleeping

And you wish you were out here instead

It isn't the mice in the wall

It isn't the wind in the well

But each night they march

Out of that hole in the wall

Passing through on their way

Out of hell

They're the things that you see

When you wake up and scream

The cold things that follow you

Down the Boreen

They live in the small ring of trees on the hill

Up at the top of the field

And they dance on the rain

And they dance on the wind

They tap on the window

When no-one is in

And if ever you see them

Pretend that you're dead

Or they'll bite off your head

They'll rip out your liver

And dance on your neck

They dance on your head

They dance on your chest

They give you the cramp

And the cholic for jest

They're the things that you see

When you wake up and scream

The cold things that follow you

Down the Boreen

They live in the small ring of trees on the hill

Up at the top of the field

They play on the wind

They sing on the rain

They dance on your eyes

They dance in your brain

Remember this place

It is damp and it's cold

The best place on earth

But it's dark and it's old

So lie near the wall

And cover your head

Good night and God bless,

Now f*ck off to bed

Sit Down By the Fire

-The Pogues

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Thanks for the invite, Kitty!

A wee lullaby sing-song for the Goodalers:

Sit down by the fire

And I'll tell you a story

To send you away to your bed

Of the things you hear creeping

When everyone's sleeping

And you wish you were out here instead

It isn't the mice in the wall

It isn't the wind in the well

But each night they march

Out of that hole in the wall

Passing through on their way

Out of hell

They're the things that you see

When you wake up and scream

The cold things that follow you

Down the Boreen

They live in the small ring of trees on the hill

Up at the top of the field

And they dance on the rain

And they dance on the wind

They tap on the window

When no-one is in

And if ever you see them

Pretend that you're dead

Or they'll bite off your head

They'll rip out your liver

And dance on your neck

They dance on your head

They dance on your chest

They give you the cramp

And the cholic for jest

They're the things that you see

When you wake up and scream

The cold things that follow you

Down the Boreen

They live in the small ring of trees on the hill

Up at the top of the field

They play on the wind

They sing on the rain

They dance on your eyes

They dance in your brain

Remember this place

It is damp and it's cold

The best place on earth

But it's dark and it's old

So lie near the wall

And cover your head

Good night and God bless,

Now f*ck off to bed

Sit Down By the Fire

-The Pogues

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Originally posted by Kitty:

So tell me, how was your Christmas?

*looks nervously over the shoulder*

Sorry, I thought I saw something mov...

Errr...

Yeh not bad, did the driving thing, missed out on a bit of Christmas 'cheer' because of the driving thing, but especially caught up with those I loathe, whoops I mean 'love'. Yeh that's right..'love'.

Howcome hanging the mistletoe on my belt buckle never works? *mutters*.

Mace

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