Snarker Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by Soddball: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by The Dave Collective: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: Well, no. You're playing Dave. You can't lose. You dense maggot. WE are Dave. Your stupidity and lack of technology will be added to Ours. Your assimilation will multiply our bewilderment capacities. Where can we find Bruce? If this being has the power of the Oddstralians, it must be assimilated. Stupidity and alcohol rules supreme. We cannot be stopped. Resistance is furry. :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: They didn't fly per se. Flung is more like it. You know, akin to what monkeys do to poo in captivity. :mad: Speaking of monkeys, evidently Snarker has been "discovered." The wildlife conservation society is auctioning off the rights to name his species here. There was/is? a story about the monkey on 60 minutes. Not sure when or if it has aired yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Mammalia Order: Primates Family: Atelidae Genus: Snarker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by Soddball: You want to assimilate with our Dave? Have you met him? Jinkies. If you aliens are so damn clever as to be able to fly across the galaxy, why are you still so stupid as to want to reduce your average IQ by 95% by collectivising our Dave? :mad: :mad: <font size=5 font color=purple>I tell ya, I don't get no respect. No respect at all. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: <font size=5 font color=purple>I tell ya, I don't get no respect. No respect at all. </font> We don't give you coconuts neither but you don't come in here bleeting aboot dat. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: Genius: Snarker Thank you very much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 I thought I'd share the following words of wisdom received via my email: Notice, row clear. Suffix third visit. From was correct. Sound face, serve voice dry star. Guess low pair. Apple office keep other desert, water. Word my page die, mean. Method fact only gold consonant. Yet half, dog true laugh. More when near do got stick. I think there's something in this for all of us. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Genius: Snarker Thank you very much. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: Speaking of whome, has anyone seen Dave Eitch lately? He owes me a setup!! Quiet you fool! :mad: :mad: He might actually come back. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 (At the gift shop) Bart: Cool! Personalized plates. (reading them out loud) Barclay... Barry... Bert... BORT? Aw, c'mon! Bort? Little boy: Mommy, Mommy! Buy me a license plate! Mother: No! Come along, Bort. Man: Are you talking to me? Mom: No, my son is also named Bort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: I thought I'd share the following words of wisdom received via my email: Notice, row clear. Suffix third visit. From was correct. Sound face, serve voice dry star. Guess low pair. Apple office keep other desert, water. Word my page die, mean. Method fact only gold consonant. Yet half, dog true laugh. More when near do got stick. I think there's something in this for all of us. Mace It sounds like something that's been flushed through an online translator a few times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: (At the gift shop) Bart: Cool! Personalized plates. (reading them out loud) Barclay... Barry... Bert... BORT? Aw, c'mon! Bort? Little boy: Mommy, Mommy! Buy me a license plate! Mother: No! Come along, Bort. Man: Are you talking to me? Mom: No, my son is also named Bort. Been at the Guiness early today? :mad: :mad: :mad: I'll join you shortly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Axe's attempt at humor snipped I'll join you shortly. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: (At the gift shop) Bart: Cool! Personalized plates. (reading them out loud) Barclay... Barry... Bert... BORT? Aw, c'mon! Bort? Little boy: Mommy, Mommy! Buy me a license plate! Mother: No! Come along, Bort. Man: Are you talking to me? Mom: No, my son is also named Bort. Been at the Guiness early today? :mad: :mad: :mad: I'll join you shortly. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 My parents leave for the Mayan Riviera tomorrow. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: My parents leave for the Mayan Riviera tomorrow. :mad: :mad: :mad: To escape you or the cold weather? BTW, I'm home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: My parents leave for the Mayan Riviera tomorrow.Kegger this weekend, bro? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: My parents leave for the Mayan Riviera tomorrow.Kegger this weekend, bro? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 4, 2005 Author Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: My parents leave for the Mayan Riviera tomorrow. :mad: :mad: :mad: To escape you or the cold weather? BTW, I'm home. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Only a turn from Pseudo has graced my in box today. So where be the rest of me turns, ya pontificating pudwackers? :mad: Oh Axe, take the shoe off so you can hear me next time. The Skype challenged maggot blames me and my hardware. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 4, 2005 Share Posted February 4, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: I thought I'd share the following words of wisdom received via my email: Notice, row clear. Suffix third visit. From was correct. Sound face, serve voice dry star. Guess low pair. Apple office keep other desert, water. Word my page die, mean. Method fact only gold consonant. Yet half, dog true laugh. More when near do got stick. I think there's something in this for all of us. Mace Hmmm, we must be getting the same spammy pRon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Hmmm, we must be getting the same spammy pRon. pRon? No. I'm getting spammy porn, you're getting spammy dyslexia treatment. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Oh Axe, take the shoe off so you can hear me next time. If you do, better not forget this ! Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Oh Axe, take the shoe off so you can hear me next time. If you do, better not forget this ! Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 I don't want to hear any more bleeting from you sheeple aboot turns. I have been waiting almost 48 hours for some of you hoors to get me turns. Oh well, off to the Scenario Depot. At the AI poses a bit of a challenge on occasion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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