Seanachai Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Old Man Berli and Old Man Peng and Old Man Seanachai were out one day, walking North. They came to a place where the kangaroos were all hopping strange, with their tales taut against their buttocks, and Old Man Peng said, 'Here, there's Aussies about. Maybe we should stop here, and Make the World?' And Old Man Berli said: 'Make a world where Aussies have been? That's no world. That's a Cesspool.' And Old Man Seanachai said: 'Just the sort of World for those that are coming after.' Old Man Peng said: 'What's that pissing around over there?' It was Old Man Goanna, kicking some sense into Old Man Mace. They both shouted a merry, half-witted, 'G'day, Mate!' Old Man Seanachai said: 'I think this is as good a place as any.' Old Man Berli told him: 'You're easily bloody pleased, you puddle of yellow.' And Old Man Peng said: 'Here, is that a bottle they've got there, on that rock?' So they all sat down by the bilabong, whose water was suspiciously yellow in colour, and amoniac of smell, and built a fire (partly to cut the fumes rising off the bilabong.) They passed the bottle. They waited. They passed the bottle again. They all gave Old Man Mace a good kicking. They passed the bottle. Eventually, on the horizon, they saw a gibbering pack of utter lackwits arguing over the best way to stuff a dingo. Old Man Goanna, for reasons never sufficiently explored, began to blow into a hollowed bit of wood, bringing forth howling, yipping and droning noises. 'We'll wait here,' said Old Man Seanachai. 'This is where it will start.' from: A Children's Guide to Hell: The Cesspool in Folktale and Legend Here you are then. You've created the world like a drunk running over the landscape with his pants down, pissing all the way. If this is all new to you: Piss off. If this is familiar: Piss on. We've got rules, and we're not telling, but if you want to talk to us about the vacuum between your ears, make sure you begin by talking about what's between your legs. That way we can tell you to bugger off. Write something amusing. Bugger all this 'Challenge' bit. I Challenge you to simply write something amusing. Before you abuse, mock, annoy or belittle the Ladies of the 'Pool, consider how foolish you'll feel with nothing 'down under' except a soft, downy patch of nothing. We're here. You're here. Everyday we create the World. Try to get it right. [ January 26, 2005, 08:37 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[TGD] mensch Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 ya what scrumpygrumpy said. besides.. WOOT second post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 Eventually, a Canuckio-German wandered by. He was barking mad. The Olde Ones asked him: Is that Id in your pocket, or are you just Jung at heart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 AhHahahahahahaha! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Finished my most recent 'consulting' position today. By that, I mean "Aimless, wanker Temp position that Firms are now calling 'Consulting' positions in an attempt to add some lustre to paid Chimp work". I have nothing before me but Free Time, disconnection of utilities, eventual eviction, and starvation in a downtown ally, hugging a bottle in a paper bag. Gods! I'm the envy of all I survey! Well, until that last bit kicks in. Even then, I'll be the envy of all the other winos and homeless guys in the ally, because I'll be drinking really, really good rum that I stole from Dalem's house when he was pontificating on the methods for achieving realistic detail on a model he's making of a something that only actually exists in the minds of 10 or 12 other Star Wars modeling freaks. And he'll tell you about it at great, hideous and bloody agonizing length, as though he was discussing the details of something real and factual, like the Space Defense Initiative (SDI)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Seanachai that is practically the worst Thread Title in history ... barring those by Australians of course. But I'm here to SAVE THE DAY! I'm sure this has been posted before, but I think it's time to re-examine ourselves in the harsh light of reality. I refer, of course, to Flame Warriors by Mike Reed That's right, I'm quoting myself since this CRITICAL piece of information was in danger of being lost in the prior thread. I'll speak to the Olde Ones now ... Berli, of course, is a Grunter while Peng is an Ent. So ... what's Seanachai then, eh lads? Joe p.s. But let's not forget the plight of Brad/Jen while we peruse the Flame Warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Andreas: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by [TGD] mensch: basically you bought a sheep Not quite, it is a blue 1995 Ford Escort with 162k km. Vrooom vrooom </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Andreas: The car is run down, banged up, with lots of scratches, and very dirty inside and out. It was cheap. I will call it "Seanachai". And every time you climb inside of it, it's like you're... Well, I imagine that imagery will put you off driving for some time to come. Reminds me of an old college saying: Bend over, baby, and I'll drive you to Detroit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 I think of it as giving you a good kicking each time I press the accelerator, since I do not have your depraved sense of imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 Bloody Germans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Andreas: ...since I do not have your depraved sense of imagination. For all the things I’m losing I might as well resign myself to try and make a change And I’m going down to hollywood They’re gonna make a movie from the things That they find crawling round my brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 Oberst! Herr Oberst! Hey, you useless oick, I forgot to ask this when you originally posted it. Which Altan album did you buy that you didn't like? I want to know exactly how awful your freaking tastes are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by [TGD] mensch: ya what scrumpygrumpy said. besides.. WOOT second post! Mensch? First Meeks and now Mensch?! Are all the barking mad buggers coming out of the woodwork now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Berli, of course, is a GrunterI always edit quotes. The Justicar's mind is slipping... and the nutters are back... its a trend I tells ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Are all the barking mad buggers coming out of the woodwork now? How else to maintain the World? Do you think it just bloody happens?! No, it takes a whole Cesspool to maintain the World... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Oberst! Herr Oberst! Hey, you useless oick, I forgot to ask this when you originally posted it. Which Altan album did you buy that you didn't like? I want to know exactly how awful your freaking tastes are... He does not like an Altan album? Clearly more prove than ever was needed that he is a, errr, thing without a sense for the beauty that there is to be found in Co. Donegal. Where I am sure they have lots of Ford Escort's too! BTW the seller said it was the best car he ever had. Surely an Australian would not lie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Which Altan album did you buy that you didn't like? I want to know exactly how awful your freaking tastes are... We already know... he bought an Alten album Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 War's horse is a *snicker* Ford Escort? Appropriate to name it Seanachai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: How else to maintain the World? Do you think it just bloody happens?! No, it takes a whole Cesspool to maintain the World... Yes, we knew you were barking mad, I was refering to the return of the entertaining, barking mad buggers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: War's horse is a *snicker* Ford Escort? Appropriate to name it Seanachai It's not a Ford Escort. It's a War Pony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Are all the barking mad buggers coming out of the woodwork now? I think the residents have got hold of the keys to the padded cells. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 I can promise you this, Seanachai, the buggers would only get one kick in before I retalitated with a brutal attack involving a quivering bottom lip and the flow of tears. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: War's horse is a *snicker* Ford Escort?Not a mere Ford Escort, but a Ford Escort Station Wagon. In dark blue. Can pack lots of death and destruction, or beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: It's not a Ford Escort. It's a War Pony! It's all relative. To you a Chihuahua would be a brutal killer attack dog. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: AhHahahahahahaha! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! kersnippet I have nothing before me but Free Time, disconnection of utilities, eventual eviction, and starvation in a downtown ally, hugging a bottle in a paper bag. snerkippetHiram? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: I always edit quotes. The Justicar's mind is slipping... and the nutters are back... its a trend I tells ya! Trend? No-no-no-no-no, my dear, sweet, brain in a jar, tis a sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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