Keke Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: As you can tell, I HAVE NO TURNS!!!!! :mad: Where the feck is my turn??!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Don't tell me I have to resend yours for the third time! :mad: :mad: :mad: Edit: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: As you can tell, I HAVE NO TURNS!!!!! :mad: Where the feck is my turn??!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Don't tell me I have to resend yours for the third time! :mad: :mad: :mad: Edit: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Keeko? Did you get my turn? Do I need to resend it as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Keeko? Did you get my turn? Do I need to resend it as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: As you can tell, I HAVE NO TURNS!!!!! :mad: Where the feck is my turn??!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Don't tell me I have to resend yours for the third time! :mad: :mad: :mad: Edit: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: As you can tell, I HAVE NO TURNS!!!!! :mad: Where the feck is my turn??!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Don't tell me I have to resend yours for the third time! :mad: :mad: :mad: Edit: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 I really wish Focker would start taking his meds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 I really wish Focker would start taking his meds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Keeko? Did you get my turn? Do I need to resend it as well? Snoozer, no need to resend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Keeko? Did you get my turn? Do I need to resend it as well? Snoozer, no need to resend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Turns out to all, and to all a furious smack of TNT in the chops. Especially the visiting PENGuins who seem to need a lesson or two in TNT chuckin'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Turns out to all, and to all a furious smack of TNT in the chops. Especially the visiting PENGuins who seem to need a lesson or two in TNT chuckin'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefly Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by R Leete: Axe, Ace. No difference, both wafflers beneath notice. You really do need to take more water with it, Acey is kaniggit of the MBT, Axe may be a Waffler and a Canadian, but he's not sunk that low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefly Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by R Leete: Axe, Ace. No difference, both wafflers beneath notice. You really do need to take more water with it, Acey is kaniggit of the MBT, Axe may be a Waffler and a Canadian, but he's not sunk that low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Done. And by done, I mean done. As in, 'The dishes are' Axe, you have one more problem than normally. I don't receive any of your turns. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Done. And by done, I mean done. As in, 'The dishes are' Axe, you have one more problem than normally. I don't receive any of your turns. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 8, 2004 Author Share Posted March 8, 2004 In my ongoing crusade to bring a ray of sunshine into the empty lives of the great majority of the non-Cheery Waffles who congregate here, allow me to pass on the following e-mail I received. No, it's not a virus. That would be far too subtle for the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1> who flock around here. Aussies, Brits, Americans & Canadians Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves. Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job. Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box. Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels. Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels. Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them. Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball. Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer and rugby. Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball. Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they played them in. Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English." Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English." Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans. Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate," and a heavy accent to everything they say. Aussies: Are extremely patriotic about their beer. Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness. Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them. Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem. Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer. Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer. Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss. Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it. Brits: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their past citizens. Americans: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their present citizens. Canadians: Prattle on about how some of those great Americans were once Canadian. Aussies: Waffle on about how some of their past citizens were once Outlaw Pommies, but none of that matters after several beers. Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect. Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect. Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited. Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers. Aussies: Have produced comedians like Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious. Canadians: Have produced many great comedians, like John Candy, Martin Short, Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, and all the rest at SCTV. Americans: Think that these people are American! Brits: Have produced many great comedians, but Americans ignore them because they don't understand subtle humor. Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it. Brits: Endure oppressively wet and dreary winters and are proud of it. Americans: Don't have to do either, and couldn't care less. Aussies: Don't understand what inclement weather means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 8, 2004 Author Share Posted March 8, 2004 In my ongoing crusade to bring a ray of sunshine into the empty lives of the great majority of the non-Cheery Waffles who congregate here, allow me to pass on the following e-mail I received. No, it's not a virus. That would be far too subtle for the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1> who flock around here. Aussies, Brits, Americans & Canadians Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves. Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job. Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box. Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels. Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels. Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them. Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball. Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer and rugby. Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball. Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they played them in. Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English." Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English." Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans. Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate," and a heavy accent to everything they say. Aussies: Are extremely patriotic about their beer. Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness. Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them. Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem. Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer. Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer. Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss. Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it. Brits: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their past citizens. Americans: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their present citizens. Canadians: Prattle on about how some of those great Americans were once Canadian. Aussies: Waffle on about how some of their past citizens were once Outlaw Pommies, but none of that matters after several beers. Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect. Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect. Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited. Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers. Aussies: Have produced comedians like Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious. Canadians: Have produced many great comedians, like John Candy, Martin Short, Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, and all the rest at SCTV. Americans: Think that these people are American! Brits: Have produced many great comedians, but Americans ignore them because they don't understand subtle humor. Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it. Brits: Endure oppressively wet and dreary winters and are proud of it. Americans: Don't have to do either, and couldn't care less. Aussies: Don't understand what inclement weather means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Done. And by done, I mean done. As in, 'The dishes are' Axe, you have one more problem than normally. I don't receive any of your turns. :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Done. And by done, I mean done. As in, 'The dishes are' Axe, you have one more problem than normally. I don't receive any of your turns. :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefly Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels. The joke's showing its age Dave, we have 5 now, but no-one watches the fifth, partly because we can't handle too much choice and partly because it's crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefly Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels. The joke's showing its age Dave, we have 5 now, but no-one watches the fifth, partly because we can't handle too much choice and partly because it's crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 I think Snarker's lost in the wilds of Pennsylvania. Nary a turn, nor a peep. We can only hope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 I think Snarker's lost in the wilds of Pennsylvania. Nary a turn, nor a peep. We can only hope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: I think Snarker's lost in the wilds of Pennsylvania. Nary a turn, nor a peep. We can only hope. gggggrarrarrr! kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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