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<font size=6>Good Morning, Maggots!!</font size=6>

It's Day 2 or 3 (I've already lost track) in the "Passion of Seanachai" ;)

Anyone seen the <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> thread lately? So much doom and gloom; so much analysis. Even the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso are into it. Why get so worked up about something that a nice big <font size=5>GRARGHRARRGHARGHARRGRARRG!!!</font size=5> takes care of in no time? :D:D

Soddball, if you're serious about wanting to get yourself banned, I'd be glad to put in a word on your behalf with BFC. All I have to do is mention that you created all of the "Inferno" scenarios, which by themselves should be grounds for lifetime banishment. :D

As for the rest of you maggots and maggot-wannabes, <font size=5>Wake Up!!</font size=5> It's a spectacular day! Spring is almost here - except for those unfortunates in the Southern Hemisphere who may have to start wearing a shirt to the beach now that summer is ending. None of us are starving, none of us are in the middle of a war zone, all of us have the time and resources to use the internet. So let's have a song!! :D:D:D

Don't Worry, Be Happy

Performed by Bobby McFerrin

Here is a little song I wrote

You might want to sing it note for note

Don't worry be happy

In every life we have some trouble

When you worry you make it double

Don't worry, be happy......

Ain't got no place to lay your head

Somebody came and took your bed

Don't worry, be happy

The land lord say your rent is late

He may have to litigate

Don't worry, be happy

Lood at me I am happy

Don't worry, be happy

Here I give you my phone number

When you worry call me

I make you happy

Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style

Ain't got not girl to make you smile

But don't worry be happy

Cause when you worry

Your face will frown

And that will bring everybody down

So don't worry, be happy (now).....

There is this little song I wrote

I hope you learn it note for note

Like good little children

Don't worry, be happy

Listen to what I say

In your life expect some trouble

But when you worry

You make it double

Don't worry, be happy......

Don't worry don't do it, be happy

Put a smile on your face

Don't bring everybody down like this

Don't worry, it will soon past

Whatever it is

Don't worry, be happy :D

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<font size=6>Good Morning, Maggots!!</font size=6>

It's Day 2 or 3 (I've already lost track) in the "Passion of Seanachai" ;)

Anyone seen the <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> thread lately? So much doom and gloom; so much analysis. Even the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso are into it. Why get so worked up about something that a nice big <font size=5>GRARGHRARRGHARGHARRGRARRG!!!</font size=5> takes care of in no time? :D:D

Soddball, if you're serious about wanting to get yourself banned, I'd be glad to put in a word on your behalf with BFC. All I have to do is mention that you created all of the "Inferno" scenarios, which by themselves should be grounds for lifetime banishment. :D

As for the rest of you maggots and maggot-wannabes, <font size=5>Wake Up!!</font size=5> It's a spectacular day! Spring is almost here - except for those unfortunates in the Southern Hemisphere who may have to start wearing a shirt to the beach now that summer is ending. None of us are starving, none of us are in the middle of a war zone, all of us have the time and resources to use the internet. So let's have a song!! :D:D:D

Don't Worry, Be Happy

Performed by Bobby McFerrin

Here is a little song I wrote

You might want to sing it note for note

Don't worry be happy

In every life we have some trouble

When you worry you make it double

Don't worry, be happy......

Ain't got no place to lay your head

Somebody came and took your bed

Don't worry, be happy

The land lord say your rent is late

He may have to litigate

Don't worry, be happy

Lood at me I am happy

Don't worry, be happy

Here I give you my phone number

When you worry call me

I make you happy

Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style

Ain't got not girl to make you smile

But don't worry be happy

Cause when you worry

Your face will frown

And that will bring everybody down

So don't worry, be happy (now).....

There is this little song I wrote

I hope you learn it note for note

Like good little children

Don't worry, be happy

Listen to what I say

In your life expect some trouble

But when you worry

You make it double

Don't worry, be happy......

Don't worry don't do it, be happy

Put a smile on your face

Don't bring everybody down like this

Don't worry, it will soon past

Whatever it is

Don't worry, be happy :D

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Originally posted by Dave H:

Anyone seen the <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> thread lately? So much doom and gloom; so much analysis.

As opposed to?

I, for one, am taking comfort — nay — joyous delight in the fact the GF has seeped into the very bowels of the thread in question.

Its denizens mocked us when Abbot started the glorious Cheery Waffle Thread in an attempt to contain our mental mentor MasterGoodale.

They said it wouldn't last.

Not only has it lasted, it has resisted the slings and arrows and turned them back its foes with extreme prejudice.

Now that other thread has its head loon off in exile, someone is sending vile e-mails to its members and the laughter has dissolved like the last stubborn drifts of snow.

It is no coincidence that the planets Jupiter, Saturn, Venus and Mercury have joined the moon in the evening sky.

"In the most high and palmy state of Rome,

A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,

The graves stood tenantless, and the sheeted dead

Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets."

Hamlet. Act i. Sc. 1.

It's five days to the Ides of March.

Make haste.

We ride tonight.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by Dave H:

Anyone seen the <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> thread lately? So much doom and gloom; so much analysis.

As opposed to?

I, for one, am taking comfort — nay — joyous delight in the fact the GF has seeped into the very bowels of the thread in question.

Its denizens mocked us when Abbot started the glorious Cheery Waffle Thread in an attempt to contain our mental mentor MasterGoodale.

They said it wouldn't last.

Not only has it lasted, it has resisted the slings and arrows and turned them back its foes with extreme prejudice.

Now that other thread has its head loon off in exile, someone is sending vile e-mails to its members and the laughter has dissolved like the last stubborn drifts of snow.

It is no coincidence that the planets Jupiter, Saturn, Venus and Mercury have joined the moon in the evening sky.

"In the most high and palmy state of Rome,

A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,

The graves stood tenantless, and the sheeted dead

Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets."

Hamlet. Act i. Sc. 1.

It's five days to the Ides of March.

Make haste.

We ride tonight.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dave H:

Anyone seen the <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> thread lately? So much doom and gloom; so much analysis.

As opposed to?

I, for one, am taking comfort — nay — joyous delight in the fact the GF has seeped into the very bowels of the thread in question.

Its denizens mocked us when Abbot started the glorious Cheery Waffle Thread in an attempt to contain our mental mentor MasterGoodale.

They said it wouldn't last.

Not only has it lasted, it has resisted the slings and arrows and turned them back its foes with extreme prejudice.

Now that other thread has its head loon off in exile, someone is sending vile e-mails to its members and the laughter has dissolved like the last stubborn drifts of snow.

It is no coincidence that the planets Jupiter, Saturn, Venus and Mercury have joined the moon in the evening sky.

"In the most high and palmy state of Rome,

A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,

The graves stood tenantless, and the sheeted dead

Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets."

Hamlet. Act i. Sc. 1.

It's five days to the Ides of March.

Make haste.

We ride tonight.

:mad: :mad: :mad: </font>

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