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Originally posted by Snarker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber:

Oh, you flatter me too much by quothing me in your sig smile.gif

I've read that sig too. :mad: :mad: You'll be pushing an Italian tankette in the upcoming scenario, maggot. :mad: :mad: Or worse. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>
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Originally posted by Snarker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SturmSebber:

Oh, you flatter me too much by quothing me in your sig smile.gif

I've read that sig too. :mad: :mad: You'll be pushing an Italian tankette in the upcoming scenario, maggot. :mad: :mad: Or worse. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>
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Originally posted by Firefly:

So when are Dave H and Peng getting married?

<font size=6>GRARGHRARRGHARGARRGHARG!!!</font size=6> :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

That's the single most obscene post I've ever read here! See if I try to bring any more culture to this mass of <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Waffle wanna-be's.

But first, here's another show tune (adapted from "Godspell") for the Waffles and the unwashed masses of visitors to this Land of Milk and Honey and angry TNT and Cheery Waffles:

SAVE THE PENGUINS

When wilt thou save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>?

Oh God of mercy, when?

Not kings and lords, but <font size=1>olde ones</font size=1>,

Not thrones and crowns, but them!

Flow'rs of thy heart, o God, are they;

Let them not pass, like weeds, away,

Their heritage a sunless day.

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>.

Shall Peng claim fools forever,

Lame tripping still the strong?

Is it thy will, o Father,

That <font size=1>penguins</font size=1> toil for wrong?

"No", say thy mountains;

"No", say thy skies;

Waffles' sun shall brightly rise,

And songs be heard instead of sighs.

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>.

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>,

O, God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>,

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>,

O, God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>,

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>,

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>,

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>.

[ March 06, 2004, 12:47 PM: Message edited by: Dave H ]

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Originally posted by Firefly:

So when are Dave H and Peng getting married?

<font size=6>GRARGHRARRGHARGARRGHARG!!!</font size=6> :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

That's the single most obscene post I've ever read here! See if I try to bring any more culture to this mass of <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Waffle wanna-be's.

But first, here's another show tune (adapted from "Godspell") for the Waffles and the unwashed masses of visitors to this Land of Milk and Honey and angry TNT and Cheery Waffles:

SAVE THE PENGUINS

When wilt thou save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>?

Oh God of mercy, when?

Not kings and lords, but <font size=1>olde ones</font size=1>,

Not thrones and crowns, but them!

Flow'rs of thy heart, o God, are they;

Let them not pass, like weeds, away,

Their heritage a sunless day.

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>.

Shall Peng claim fools forever,

Lame tripping still the strong?

Is it thy will, o Father,

That <font size=1>penguins</font size=1> toil for wrong?

"No", say thy mountains;

"No", say thy skies;

Waffles' sun shall brightly rise,

And songs be heard instead of sighs.

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>.

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>,

O, God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>,

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>,

O, God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>,

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>,

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>,

God save the <font size=1>penguins</font size=1>.

[ March 06, 2004, 12:47 PM: Message edited by: Dave H ]

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Originally posted by Dave H:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Firefly:

So when are Dave H and Peng getting married?

<font size=6>GRARGHRARRGHARGARRGHARG!!!</font size=6> :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

That's the single most obscene post I've ever read here! </font>

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Originally posted by Dave H:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Firefly:

So when are Dave H and Peng getting married?

<font size=6>GRARGHRARRGHARGARRGHARG!!!</font size=6> :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

That's the single most obscene post I've ever read here! </font>

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Smope wants sing. Sing with smope.

Hey, wallybob man

Hey, Dapper Dave H

You've both got your style

But Brother,

You're never fully dressed

Without a :mad: !

Your chucks may be

Beau Brummelly

They fly out a mile,

But Brother,

You're never fully dressed

Without a :mad: !

Who cares what they're swearing

On Peng Street,

Or GF Row,

It's what you wear from ear to ear

And not from head to toe that matters!

So, Senator,

So, Janitor,

So long for a while

Remember,

You're never fully dressed

Without a :mad: !

Your chucks may be

Beau Brummelly

They fly out a mile

But, bother

You're never fully dressed

You're never dressed

Without an

:-

m-

a-

d-

:

:mad: darn ya :mad:

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Smope wants sing. Sing with smope.

Hey, wallybob man

Hey, Dapper Dave H

You've both got your style

But Brother,

You're never fully dressed

Without a :mad: !

Your chucks may be

Beau Brummelly

They fly out a mile,

But Brother,

You're never fully dressed

Without a :mad: !

Who cares what they're swearing

On Peng Street,

Or GF Row,

It's what you wear from ear to ear

And not from head to toe that matters!

So, Senator,

So, Janitor,

So long for a while

Remember,

You're never fully dressed

Without a :mad: !

Your chucks may be

Beau Brummelly

They fly out a mile

But, bother

You're never fully dressed

You're never dressed

Without an

:-

m-

a-

d-

:

:mad: darn ya :mad:

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Originally posted by Keke:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

So how does it feel to be quoting an Air Force Colonel in your sig?

Is that the most stupid post of the century, without a hyperbole? ;) :mad:

Where's mah turn! :mad: </font>

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Originally posted by Keke:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

So how does it feel to be quoting an Air Force Colonel in your sig?

Is that the most stupid post of the century, without a hyperbole? ;) :mad:

Where's mah turn! :mad: </font>

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<font size=1>Penguin</font size=1> Queen

She's a <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen

<font size=1>Penguin</font size=1> Queen

She's a <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen

Okay, fine . . .

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen

In a clothing store

Okay, fine . . .

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a . . .

Like, OH MY GOD! (<font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen)

Like - TOTALLY (<font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen)

Encino is like SO BITCHEN (<font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen)

There's like the Galleria (<font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen)

And like all these like really great shoe stores

I love going into like clothing stores and stuff

I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff

It's like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like

Super-super nice . . .

It's like so BITCHEN, like . . .

On Ventura, there she goes

She just bought some bitchen clothes

Tosses her head 'n flips her hair

She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there

tongue.gif :mad:

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<font size=1>Penguin</font size=1> Queen

She's a <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen

<font size=1>Penguin</font size=1> Queen

She's a <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen

Okay, fine . . .

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen

In a clothing store

Okay, fine . . .

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a . . .

Like, OH MY GOD! (<font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen)

Like - TOTALLY (<font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen)

Encino is like SO BITCHEN (<font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen)

There's like the Galleria (<font size=1>penguin</font size=1> Queen)

And like all these like really great shoe stores

I love going into like clothing stores and stuff

I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff

It's like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like

Super-super nice . . .

It's like so BITCHEN, like . . .

On Ventura, there she goes

She just bought some bitchen clothes

Tosses her head 'n flips her hair

She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there

tongue.gif :mad:

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