_Axe_ Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: It's 6x25 turns long, but we might find out its crappiness before. I have the Finns, you have the TNT. :mad: :mad: :mad: Okay, let's play this one istead of that craptacular piece of boredom we're currently shackled to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Suits me. Sent it to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Sergei you do know that there is a new CM version out? CMAK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Hey Pharaoh Axeese Tutmonkey, can you take time off building your giant moonx tomb* and send me a freaking turn? *The moonx has a head of a man and the body of a moose. It serves as a tomb for Pharaohs of the Friday Ruling dynasty. Before the body is placed in the tomb, certain organs from the pharaoh are removed by a shaman- upon death or occasionally while living. For example, the shaman uses a plastic straw to suck out the brain and a jackhammer to chisel out for the cirrhotified liver. These organs are stored in bottles of Molson. The body itself is embalmed with Molson and then wrapped in toilet paper. The first Friday after death (Ruling day), the body is placed onto a Zamboni and and the shaman drives into the sphincter orifice of the giant moonx. Deep into the bowels of the stone beast, the body and organs are laid to rest in an ornate sarcophagus. On the head of the pharaoh is placed a golden toque and in his arms is placed the holy hockey stick scepter. Surrounding the sarcophagus, are moose, beaver, and walrus figurines. These anatomically correct relics are provided for the pharaoh to hump in the afterlife. To prevent grave robbery, the "rectum" of the tomb is stuffed with moose, beaver, and walrus droppings. The sphincter is then sealed with a rock phalus. What is believed to be a curse is written in ancient Canucki hieroglyphs adorns the moonx. Nobody has yet (or even bothered) to translate this ancient glyph lanquage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 ROTFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 mike_the_wino2 you do know that there's no reindeers in North Africa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: mike_the_wino2 you do know that there's no reindeers in North Africa? What's yer point, spanky? Other than the one on the top of yer dome, ye pinhead. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: *The moonx has a head of a man and the body of a moose. It serves as a tomb for Pharaohs of the Friday Ruling dynasty. Before the body is placed in the tomb, certain organs from the pharaoh are removed by a shaman- upon death or occasionally while living. For example, the shaman uses a plastic straw to suck out the brain and a jackhammer to chisel out for the cirrhotified liver. These organs are stored in bottles of Molson. The body itself is embalmed with Molson and then wrapped in toilet paper. The first Friday after death (Ruling day), the body is placed onto a Zamboni and and the shaman drives into the sphincter orifice of the giant moonx. Deep into the bowels of the stone beast, the body and organs are laid to rest in an ornate sarcophagus. On the head of the pharaoh is placed a golden toque and in his arms is placed the holy hockey stick scepter. Surrounding the sarcophagus, are moose, beaver, and walrus figurines. These anatomically correct relics are provided for the pharaoh to hump in the afterlife. To prevent grave robbery, the "rectum" of the tomb is stuffed with moose, beaver, and walrus droppings. The sphincter is then sealed with a rock phalus. What is believed to be a curse is written in ancient Canucki hieroglyphs adorns the moonx. Nobody has yet (or even bothered) to translate this ancient glyph lanquage. And thus another internet legend is spawned... LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sergei: mike_the_wino2 you do know that there's no reindeers in North Africa? What's yer point, spanky? Other than the one on the top of yer dome, ye pinhead. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 "The first Friday after death (Ruling day)" Ha! Since today is the end of the working week, today is the day on which <font size=900>I RULE!!!</font size> That had me laughing my ass off too, though. Wise guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Shouldn't you be dead? Get back to your sarcophagus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 And put the ferret poop up your chute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Hmmm.... I never read aboot that rite in my studies of ancient Canuckitology. Must be a modern thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 This from a guy who lives in a town named "Beverly", eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Hey, we are the birthplace of the US navy maggot. :mad: See Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Navy yea, restrictive gun laws boo. I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 - ..- .-. -. ... / --- ..- - / - --- / .- .-.. .-.. / -- .- --. --. --- - ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 -.-- --- ..- / .-. . / .- -. / .. -.. .--- .. - / ..--.. / / -...- / -- .- -.. / -...- / / / / -...- / -- .- -.. / -...- / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: - ..- .-. -. ... / --- ..- - / - --- / .- .-.. .-.. / -- .- --. --. --- - ... -.-- . .- .... --..-- / -... ..- - / .. .----. ...- . / --. --- - / -- ..- .-. .--. .... -.-- .----. ... ---... -- .- -.. ---... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Morse code carrot snappers. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: - ..- .-. -. ... / --- ..- - / - --- / .- .-.. .-.. / -- .- --. --. --- - ... -.-- . .- .... --..-- / -... ..- - / .. .----. ...- . / --. --- - / -- ..- .-. .--. .... -.-- .----. ... ---... -- .- -.. ---... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 -.. --- . ... / - .... .- - / --. --- / .-- . .-.. .-.. / .-- .. - .... / .- / .----. -- .. -.. .- ... / ..-. . .- ... - .----. ..--.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 --- .... / -.-- . .- .... --..-- / .. - .----. ... / ..-. .. - / ..-. --- .-. / .- / -.- .. -. --. / .-- .. -. -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Oh, stop that! :mad: Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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