Snarker Posted May 11, 2004 Author Share Posted May 11, 2004 3,780 kb/sec, maggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 11, 2004 Author Share Posted May 11, 2004 Mike, AK or BB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Hear ye! Snarker's final 10 maggoty Jerries surrendered to my combined mob of 1,025 surviving smelly Frenchmen and prison abusing Mercuns in operation Castelforte. Total victory, w00t! My artillery caused about a third of his casualties. :cool: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Whar be our very own Rented Mule? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 11, 2004 Author Share Posted May 11, 2004 Originally posted by Keke: Hear ye! Snarker's final 10 maggoty Jerries surrendered to my combined mob of 1,025 surviving smelly Frenchmen and prison abusing Mercuns in operation Castelforte. Total victory, w00t! My artillery caused about a third of his casualties. :cool: :mad: If I had only twenty more men, maggot!!!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 :mad: My unisnpired panzershreck crew has missed 5 consecutive shots at a Sherman V of Axe's , much to my dismay. Meanwhile, another unit, not to be named, decided of its own free will to leave hiding to conduct a close assualt, and then decide not to. Pansy krauts. Meanwhile, his combined imperialist troops are forming small mounds of bodies in front of my foxholes, but have actually ovverun some unimportant VLs. GRAAAaAAAGGGGHHH! I"LL HAVE THE FAMILIES OF THAT PANZERSHRECK TEAM (AND THOSE OF ALL THE GUNNERS WHO DECIDED TO MISS 2 OR MORE 150m SHOTS WITH A MAIN GUN) :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: If I had only twenty more men, maggot!!!! :mad: :mad: ...you'd have enough for burial detail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 12, 2004 Author Share Posted May 12, 2004 You got that right! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Mike, AK or BB? Either/or oh Peanut bar to the masses - however you'll have to put up with dying at a return rate of only 1/10th of that - still fast enough for the time being, and upgradable by a phone call and a bigger bill whenever desired!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 12, 2004 Author Share Posted May 12, 2004 AK, some Commonwealth v Jerry thingy somewhere with paradroppy guys. Oh, and one of us will get bombed. My preference is you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 I've already done the one on Crete that's on hte disc - hey DAVE - you wanna get that back to me some time so we can see how well I dicked you??!! and I've done the counter attack at Galatas where I got screwed, but anythign else is fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Wahoo - turns out again at last!! Except for you Dave - your ISP still blocks me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: Wahoo - turns out again at last!! Except for you Dave - your ISP still blocks me!! I knew there was a good reason to sign with my internet provider. I'm guessing it's all the wool in your e-mails that keeps bouncing. Or maybe you only imagined sending an e-mail, like you're imagining holding Crete! Kiwi maggot! It's been a rough week so far - I was off sick the last two days and felt so bad I didn't even turn on the computer until last night. I managed to get turns out to all twelve BDLRM maggots. Then I came in to work this morning, still feeling pretty rotten, and discovered TWO of my co-workers died this morning. One had cancer, the other had a heart attack. Even in a place with 2,500 people, it still shakes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 After a bit of scrolling, and some keyboard-cajoling, I'll bump this thread to the top, faster than you can say Mmmmbop. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 13, 2004 Author Share Posted May 13, 2004 VERSIFYING MAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! penguin. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: penguin. That's just low. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Sorry to hear about your bad day Dave. Continue to take out your anger on my troops. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 No-turn-sending maggots!!! :mad: :mad: Too busy watching The Bachelor? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 You have a turn maggot! A turn full of death and MOLTEN TNT which is immolating swathes and swathes of your brainwashed colonials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Originally posted by Thermopylae: You have a turn maggot! A turn full of death and MOLTEN TNT which is immolating swathes and swathes of your brainwashed colonials. Then hit the send button, big man. :mad: :mad: 'Cause I ain't got squat in my inbox. :mad: You're all slope-headed flint chippers!!! GARGARGRAG G ARGARGRAGRG ARAGRAGRAGRG!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 13, 2004 Author Share Posted May 13, 2004 Originally posted by Thermopylae: You have a turn maggot! A turn full of death and MOLTEN TNT which is immolating swathes and swathes of your brainwashed colonials. Could I get a swatch of 'brainwashed colonials'? I'm thinking of redoing the War Room. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 13, 2004 Author Share Posted May 13, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Thermopylae: You have a turn maggot! A turn full of death and MOLTEN TNT which is immolating swathes and swathes of your brainwashed colonials. Then hit the send button, big man. :mad: :mad: 'Cause I ain't got squat in my inbox. :mad: You're all slope-headed flint chippers!!! GARGARGRAG G ARGARGRAGRG ARAGRAGRAGRG!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Then hit the send button, big man. :mad: :mad: 'Cause I ain't got squat in my inbox. :mad: You're all slope-headed flint chippers!!! GARGARGRAG G ARGARGRAGRG ARAGRAGRAGRG!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: Now we all know why the saying is "Mad as a meat Axe", and not, say..... "Mad as a meat Snarker" or "Mad as a meat Wallybob", etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Re: Brainwashed Colonials: Dear Maggot-Scum, We have good news and bad news regarding your swath of brainwashed colonials. While, as always, the swath represents the ethnic diversity of the Commonwealth, the vast majority of them can only be described as " severely dead, or well on their way towards that state" by our handpicked quality control teams. We realize this may not be in tune with your likings, since the live ones tend to provide a bit of atmosphere to a room with their zany accents. On the upside, the dead and dying variety are much easier to work with, making re-decorating a layman's job. The good news is that we have lots of them. Tons of them. The lot must clear. SO, we are offering you a once in a PBEM deal where you can get TWO swathes for the price of one. Consider it an offer you wouldn't want to tell your wife you refused. Respectfully, Thermopylae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robohn Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Axe I sent you a turn earlier today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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