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Originally posted by YK2:

Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go..

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for you...for you..

for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Nothing really matters,

Anyone can see,

Nothing really matters ,nothing really

matters to meeeeeeeeeeeee

Any way the wind blows....

I see a little silhouetto of a gnome

Scaramouch, scaramouch will it do the fandango

Thunderbolt and lightning - very very... pathetic

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

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Sweet merciful heavens but you lot are odd today.

Dearest Emma whatever did you put in their water?

Or did they get into your personal stock somehow?

Or did you fire the nurse who hands out the meds because she was making googly-eyes at your favorties again?

But at least you all have the ability to garner a smirk from me after the last couple of days dealing with helping my mother out while my father is in the hospital. I know when I'm really stressed and down about things happening in my personal life, I can come in here and see you lot and feel better about my own tribulations.

Either amuse me (and the fair Emma) or sod the hell off already!

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Originally posted by Leeo:

"What, you think I'm funny, like a clown? Do I amuse you? I make you laugh? You think I'm funny? How the f**k am I funny? What the f**k is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."

The Gumby-like shape of your head.

How you eat soup with a fork.

Your everyday attire.

How you smell.

Your abysmal command of English.

Your abysmal command of CM.

Hell, your abysmal command of EVERYTHING.

How you dance.

Your table manners.

Your irritable bowel syndrome.

Your musical tastes.

Your inability to tie your shoes.

Your S.A.T. scores.

The way you walk.

The way you talk.

The way you crawl on your belly like a reptile.

Take it, somebody...

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Take it, somebody...

...the keyboard; from him.

Please, somebody take the keyboard away from the Pillock.

It's the right thing to do.

Why am I feeling Meeksian and melancholy all of a sudden?

WHY?

Has Her Majesty, The Queen forsaken me?

Really, when you get right down to it, who wouldn't?

I blame Seanachai!

On another note, I have recently taught dalem the dangers of expecting coherent turns from one such as myself. Ok, from myself. There is none such as me.

Oh, look! I feel a second wind of typing coming on. I do believe I'm cycling to my manic phase. GOODY FOR YOU!! I'm the king of the......

Oh Bother.

PA-thetic....

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Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:

No Leeo, you insufferable twat!

You are funny weird, not funny ha-ha.

Your inane blathering tires me. Go soak your head in a vat of lye why don't 'cha.

*sheesh* You have to spell everything out for these dunderheads nowadays.

Lady Moraine!!!!

How could you speak to Leeo like that?

He's one of my most loyal subjects and is always ready to help out the Ladies of the pool at the drop of a hat. (Scowls at Lady Moraine )...

Now please help him out of that vat... he appears to have taken your request seriously....

I wish Jack was here..*sigh*

Thinks back to the days before she was Queen and Jack still loved her....

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[ January 24, 2004, 12:02 PM: Message edited by: YK2 ]

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Originally posted by Leeo:

"What, you think I'm funny, like a clown? Do I amuse you? I make you laugh? You think I'm funny? How the f**k am I funny? What the f**k is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."

Good Joe Pesce imitation, how do you do that?
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Originally posted by YK2:

Boo are you suggesting that me luvvy Jack and Leeo be Gay?!?!

GUARDS!!!

Off with Radleys head.... and remember.... a clean cut if you please..

I Just had the carpets cleaned ...

Plastic sheet, Milady, plastic sheet.

Can save you a bundle in carpet cleaning costs.

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So I was about to vomit copiously but my knotted and festering stomach is unsure whether the idea of Dalem scratching any itches (I will not capitalize an itch, that's just lewd) or simply being Ren-Faired out is the worse. Someone needs to get that queen a decent set of metal panties, or at least an elephantine dose of valium.

Arrrrrrrrrrr

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