Watson & Crick Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: [YAWN] Damn smoke detector low battery indicator started going off at 6am today. Feck it, let me burn up, I need my damn sleep. [/YAWN] Finally finished that crap-hole BDLRM. Only 16%?!?!?!? That maggot deserves a swift kick in the fork. mike_the_wino will understand, others will not understand. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: Yeah, fat chance of that happening, Kitty. Everybody knows that for snails and slugs in the garden you put out shallow dishes of cheap <font size=4>BEER!!</font>Along with three course meals and a fine selection of suitable wines? You're a very strange Maggot, DaveH! In Australia, we step on our snails (basically because we never share beer with pests, unless they're bigger than us and have nasty, sharp, gnashing teeth and go GRHGHGRHGHRG GRHGRHGRHGRHGR GHRHRGHRGHRG....oh keeeerist, I think I just scared myself) Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: I guess it is an inside joke between Tweedle-dumb and Tweedle-Dee. Or in Axe's case, Tweedle-dumb and Tweedle-Dumber. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 I understand all right. I just can't figure out for the life of me, why you post pictures of kalamata olives. You moose-piss-soaked, sorry excuse for a Canadian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 What other kind of Canukian is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: What other kind of Canukian is there? The best kind...the dead ones. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Puppy Update: Second batch of film is off to the lab. If anyone is interested in piccies lemme know. Last vaccinations today and Loki weighed in at 19lbs, 8ozs...up from 14lbs, 3oz just 4 weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Puppy Update: Second batch of film is off to the lab. If anyone is interested in piccies lemme know. Last vaccinations today and Loki weighed in at 19lbs, 8ozs...up from 14lbs, 3oz just 4 weeks ago. SHUT UP!!! RARR AGRGA RAGRAGR G! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 WOOF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted August 1, 2004 Author Share Posted August 1, 2004 To enlighten Mace: Much like the occasional Aussie, snails and slugs are attracted to the smell of beer and they will DROWN themselves in it. While you may be willing to stay up all night every night to stomp on snails, more normal people prefer an alternative system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: To enlighten Mace: Much like the occasional Aussie, snails and slugs are attracted to the smell of beer and they will DROWN themselves in it. While you may be willing to stay up all night every night to stomp on snails, more normal people prefer an alternative system. But... Yeh but... We prefer keeping our beer. :mad: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Turns are out. I am soused. Blue martinis. Vodka. Oh my precious bodily fluids :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Puppy Update: Second batch of film is off to the lab. If anyone is interested in piccies lemme know. Last vaccinations today and Loki weighed in at 19lbs, 8ozs...up from 14lbs, 3oz just 4 weeks ago. Crikey I hope this mongrel goes Cujo on your sorry @ss when it is full grown -or at the very least a good nip at your danglies :mad: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: ...Much like the occasional Aussie, snails and slugs are attracted to the smell of beer and they will DROWN themselves in it....Occasional Aussie?!?!? It's damn near a feckin law in that upside down place. As to the comments made by Slapstick & Lick: feh. And a pox on ye. As you obviously know as much about dogs as you do about tactics I shall attempt to slow your headlong rush to complete idiocy. Australian Cattle Dogs of the best breeding, i.e. Loki, are not apt to nip their owners in their privates. They are more likely to nip strangers, passers-by, complete boobs and such. Please to be stopping by when you are in NoCal so Loki can play fetch with your abnormally small, cat-like testes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 LOL meow! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 =^..^= :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: As to the comments made by Slapstick & Lick: feh. And a pox on ye. Loki, are not apt to nip their owners in their privates. They are more likely to nip strangers, passers-by, <font size=70>COMPLETE BOOBS AND SUCH !</font size=70> Err, do you realize that you fall into this category maestro?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 feh Please to be reading the entire text...preferably before you have had your thimbleful of brandy, granny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Here's mike wino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 LOL. Damn, I spritzed my screwdriver all over the monitor! :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Here's mike wino This is AFTER his braces were taken off! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 How Wino's dog gets revenge on his dimwitted owner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Well that's 10 minutes I'll never get back. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Hi Mom!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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