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[Lurkur assists queen into throne, whispers "Who will rid me of this troublesome grog?" in her ear as she is still coming to. Thinks that a spot of wine might be helpful. Unsure of what to serve for a manure-trodding, grog-induced fainting spell, rushes off to dispatch the royal wine-bibber.]

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Originally posted by dalem:

A snowy Saturday night, a nice fire, some good music, some whiskey...

Snow, huh?

My neighbor was out mowing his lawn in a T-shirt and shorts this morning.

You must be living in the wrong state.

And an entire night without Seanachai posting? They must have had an early lock-down on his cell block.

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[... and as the paddock voles scamper back to their grim burrows of doom and the November gusts spread more dampness around something grey and heavy is carefully placing a rubber gnome, head down, between two posts and takes a few steps back]

*sniff* freakin' Johnny Wilkinson... now, let me remember....

[shoves butt as far rearwards as possible]

*sniff* ridiculous... its like having a poop.

[clasps both front hooves together... peers upwards, shuffles a bit and at a brisk trot, makes for the rubber gnome]

*thwwwwwwwwwwwwack*

*sniff* marvelous.

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