Snarker Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 GRGRAAAARGH!!!! From the most useful site on the net: To drink my weight, I would have to chug 273 bottles of beer! How big is your beer belly? Powered by the mighty Rum and Monkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 137 pints. *urp* *hic* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 So is this 'Grunty Caveman Test": Nggghhaahhh! Grrr arrr Rum and Monkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 "No more Mr. Bear. No food. See? No more." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: 137 pints. *urp* *hic* Not telling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Ug! Caveman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 357 Beers. Get it? 357. I have an aggressive Beer number. Fear me. I will taunt you unmercifully until you surrender. Ask Axe or Goodale. I am the bloody Beerman! Rock on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Not telling. Ya! A lady never tells, and a gentleman never asks. Or is that a lady never farts, and a gentleman never asks? I forget. :mad: :mad: :mad: While I'm here - Macey's beer content: To drink my weight, I would have to chug 146 pints of beer!or 236 bottles of beer! How big is your beer belly? Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Sheik Yerbouti?? Stop writing reviews and send my mah turn! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 30, 2004 Author Share Posted March 30, 2004 Dear Queen Emma, it may interest you to know that on the Fiefdom Forum, Xavori has nominated the two of us to become the future parents of the Antichrist. Maybe these CBers have thinner elephant hide, or more vestiges of brains, than I thought. Naah, surely not. As far as the whole Antichrist parenting thing is concerned, I'd like to talk it over with my wife first and see what she thinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Ha ha ha!! Found this in my hotmail account: kitty -- upgreade your manhood Stay out of my inbox!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Ug! Caveman. Hmmmm..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Not telling. Ya! A lady never tells, and a gentleman never asks. Or is that a lady never farts, and a gentleman never asks? I forget. :mad: :mad: :mad: While I'm here - Macey's beer content: To drink my weight, I would have to chug 146 pints of beer!or 236 bottles of beer! How big is your beer belly? Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: 357 Beers. Get it? 357. I have an aggressive Beer number. Fear me. I will taunt you unmercifully until you surrender. Ask Axe or Goodale. I am the bloody Beerman! Rock on! You, like, wanna have another game after <big><big>I MASH YOUR POXY ITALIANS INTO THE DESERT SANDS</BIG></BIG>? I'm off beer for a few days while I get rid of the bucketful (5 litres) of duty-free Saphire gin & Bundaberg Black Rum I need to get rid of.......(hic) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Hokay, Maggot. It really doesn't take a lot of skill to mash my poxy Italians into the sands. Ooohhhh, I am impressed. Matildas vs. 13/40's. Big whup. Italy. Against real Nazis. With real tanks. And real hangovers from duty-free gin. Enjoy. Turns out to all, and to all a Maggot infested night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Apologies ladies and germ-infested maggot puss-sacks. No turns tonight. :mad: Server problems at work and I just got home. Hundred pages to go in Heinrich's Cross of Iron. Don't spoil the ending though; I don't know who won the war. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Ace pilot? you still out there? Oh: A grr for the masses. GRRAAAGGGHHHHHH!! Ace pilot hasn't sent anything back for a month or two now, so one of you pitiful sh*t eating maggots needs to line up for game now. Not ten minutes from now, not 30 seconds from now. NOW DAMMIT! MOVE WITH A PURPOSE YOU WORTHLESS SONS NEW DELHI WHORES! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS SLOWING YOU DOWN? YOU DON"T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT MOMMY AND DADDY AND YOUR GIRL FROM WEST BUMF*CK; YOU HESITATE, YOU DIE! I suppose thats in the spirit of things here, yes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Originally posted by Keke: You're not fooling me, Kackley. That's Zanfir - that annoying maggot with the pan flute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Where art thy Tigers Wallybob, Twas one that caught Sherman's eye, Then blown to clear blue sky, Where art thy Tigers Wallybob Where art thy Tigers Wallybob, Our Sherman was not content, T'other Tiger heavenward sent, Where art thy Tigers Wallybob :mad: :mad: no_one , yours are next. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 I thought Seanachai was banned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 So I gots this idear. How about a Cheery Waffle tournament of some type? Any interest? Preferences? Complaints? Concerns? Questions? Post or forever hold your piece. *snicker* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Any interest? Preferences? Complaints? Concerns? Questions?Whar be me turn?! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 I guess I'm complimented... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Apologies ladies and germ-infested maggot puss-sacks. No turns tonight. For the reading-impaired amongst you. :mad: Now I'm at work, working for the man so he doesn't have to work and can continue working at being the man. :confused: Wha happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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