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Except that this forum is the only one in which MasterGoodale is permitted to vent abuse on others. That is the one rule.

Penguns seem to have a rules and structure fetish. Now that the spat in their area is gone, I expect them to go, leaving their empty popcorn boxes and Kleenex behind for someone else to clean up and burn with furious Molten TNT.

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Axe you drunk,hyperactive,non-turn sending bastige you :mad: :mad: Struggling will only make it hurt worse,just ask Pseudo

Speaking of Pseudo His troops sure do like getting their exercise.Running around all chaotic like,screaming and crying.Its quite a sight to see :mad:

Now send me some turns!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad:

GRRGHHGAHHRGRGAAHHRGRAHAHGRGRHHA :moreangerthanyoucanimagine:

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Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river

You can hear the boats go by

You can spend the night beside her

And you know that she's half crazy

But that's why you want to be there

And she feeds you tea and oranges

That come all the way from China

And just when you mean to tell her

That you have no love to give her

Then she gets you on her wavelength

And she lets the river answer

That you've always been her lover

And you want to travel with her

And you want to travel blind

And you know that she will trust you

For you've touched her perfect body with your mind.

And Jesus was a sailor

When he walked upon the water

And he spent a long time watching

From his lonely wooden tower

And when he knew for certain

Only drowning men could see him

He said "All men will be sailors then

Until the sea shall free them"

But he himself was broken

Long before the sky would open

Forsaken, almost human

He sank beneath your wisdom like a stone

And you want to travel with him

And you want to travel blind

And you think maybe you'll trust him

For he's touched your perfect body with his mind.

Now Suzanne takes your hand

And she leads you to the river

She is wearing rags and feathers

From Salvation Army counters

And the sun pours down like honey

On our lady of the harbour

And she shows you where to look

Among the garbage and the flowers

There are heroes in the seaweed

There are children in the morning

They are leaning out for love

And they will lean that way forever

While Suzanne holds the mirror

And you want to travel with her

And you want to travel blind

And you know that you can trust her

For she's touched your perfect body with her mind.

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As down the glen one Easter morn

To a city fair rode I,

Their armed lines of marching men

In squadrons passed me by.

No pipe did hum, no battle drum

Did sound its loud tattoo

But the Angelus' bells o'er the Liffey's wells

Rang out in the foggy dew.

Right proudly high in Dublin town

Hung they out a flag of war.

'Twas better to die 'neath an Irish sky

Than at Suvla or Sud el Bar.

And from the plains of Royal Meath

Strong men came hurrying through;

While Brittania's Huns with their long-range guns

Sailed in through the foggy dew.

The bravest fell, and the requiem bell

Rang mournfully and clear

For those who died that Easter-tide

In the springing of the year.

While the world did gaze with deep amaze

At those fearless men but few

Who bore the fight that freedom's light

Might shine through the foggy dew.

And back through the glen I rode again

And my heart with grief was sore

For I parted then with valiant men

Whom I never shall see more

But to and fro

In my dreams I go

And I kneel and pray for you

For slavery fled

Oh, glorious dead

When you fell in the foggy dew

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Originally posted by no_one:

Running around all chaotic like,screaming

This is how CM models ROFL. That's right, my troops laughing themselves silly at your feeble AFVs desperately blazing away at my trenches. AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Speaking of laughter, I'm sure Wallybob is getting some, watching my Sherman devoutly holding to its cover arc (which I neglected to remove) as one of his tanks drives right past it and brews up another Sherman further down the line. GRARAR ARA AR AR !! :mad: :mad:

Axe, I'll find something especially molten in celebration of our long-awaited spring (non-white precipitation, what's this?). So what do you want BO, BB, or AK? HA, trick question, it doesn't matter what you want! Now try to hold your fear in check as I will get that setup to you ASAP.

:mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

Axe, I'll find something especially molten in celebration of our long-awaited spring (non-white precipitation, what's this?).

My planned assault on my neighbors will have to wait. The Russian spring has returned. Until we get our sod, my AFVs are stuck. :mad:

Black Sabbath -- NIB. W :mad: W

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

White Noise

:mad: You strap-on. Push off back to your pit. :mad:

I rode your Uncle Harold until his sphincter bled.

Yes, I'm back, you stupid dildos, and I hate you more than ever. I hate you all, more than I hate having an itchy helmet frokm having shagged Snarker's great aunt Jezebel. :mad:

LAP UP SOME :mad: :mad: :mad: , MAGGOTS!!!!!

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Originally posted by Soddball:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

White Noise

:mad: You strap-on. Push off back to your pit. :mad:

I rode your Uncle Harold until his sphincter bled.

Yes, I'm back, you stupid dildos, and I hate you more than ever. I hate you all, more than I hate having an itchy helmet frokm having shagged Snarker's great aunt Jezebel. :mad:

LAP UP SOME :mad: :mad: :mad: , MAGGOTS!!!!! </font>

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Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

Paula's parents just bought a place in Ormond Beach. We can stay for free whenever we want. Boggs -- you're buying the first round.

Heh. Whodda thunk a Canadian would buy property in Florida? :rolleyes: </font>
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