Dave H Posted March 27, 2004 Author Share Posted March 27, 2004 Another sparkling Friday night with the collected wit and wisdom of the drunken Waffles. Oh, the thrill of it! Soddball, do you still owe me a turn from a month or two ago? I believe I was crushing your Americans in your own scenario. Not that you'd remember it tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 I have a delightful little scenario (20 turns, Italy, Allied Assault) that needs some playtesting. Any of you spank-tag playing marsupials interested? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: I've had sex with everyone' parents! You wankers!!!!!!! Sweet Jaysus!!!! When did you dig up Mum? :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robohn Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 I seem to be having the worst luck ever, my match with Wallybob is turning into a massacre. Everytime his troops open fire I lose about five guys per burst. If it hadn't been for the fact that I actually had a Sherman take a StugIII round to the front at 100yds without being penetrated I'd wonder if something was up! It is going that bad for me ... :mad: :mad: Ghhhhaaaaaaaa! Must re-charge anger meter! :mad: :mad: Damn you and your SS Wallybob! Damn the Aussie SAS (pixel version only) Axe! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: I've had sex with everyone' parents! You wankers!!!!!!! Daddy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: I've had sex with everyone' parents! You wankers!!!!!!! I'm a parent. Was it good for you? *smokes a casual cigarette after the event* COUGH! COUGH!!! *gasp* Just remembered...don't *gasp* smoke!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefly Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Chutney and haddock? Oatmeal and tripe? Or pickled ham hocks at the pub? Remind me to avoid Canadian restaurants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: Another sparkling Friday night with the collected wit and wisdom of the drunken Waffles. Oh, the thrill of it! The other option is watching While You Were Out with Paula. In which case I would have to be much, much drunker and nowhere near -- how did you put it? -- as witty and wise. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by Robohn: Damn the Aussie SAS (pixel version only) Axe! :mad: Oi oi oi!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by Lurkur: Milady, you will find it at: http://home.comcast.net/~hess.k/DaveH1.gif yr obt srvt, Lurk Time to come out and have some REAL fun!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Happy birthday YK2!!!!! Belated but still valid. Who be you in fiefdom? Thanks Snarker.... Why I be *Mordred* of course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I have a delightful little scenario (20 turns, Italy, Allied Assault) that needs some playtesting. Any of you spank-tag playing marsupials interested? Yeah, I'll bite. Sending you an email to that effect in a minute. Soddy is a little too much into the 5th stage of Drunkeness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Originally posted by Robohn: Damn you and your SS Wallybob! :mad: MY GOD! I've been turned into a boat. Geez, I thought I had lost weight. Robohn: it just gets better. Sit up straight, do your homework. PAY ATTENTION! I am getting worked up to a frenzy! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 ROFL! Pity it won't work in our game, Axe! Bwahaahaaaaaaa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Turns out to all Maggots. Axe. Obstacles must always be covered by Direct or Indirect fire. In this case, it was both. Tonight my guys can read by the fires still burning in your TD's. Pseudo. Ya got my StuG. That was funny though. Robohn. You misbehaved in class. Prepare to die. Supe. I hate your sniper. But I still win. Aces. Do you now see the method of your execution? Stalin's Organ. Are you still alive? Or have you encountered a terminal hangover! Angry out lout. (that was for Goodale) I hate you all as much as you deserve, and look forward to killing you quickly and efficiently. Bwahaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: Obstacles must always be covered by Direct or Indirect fire. In this case, it was both. Tonight my guys can read by the fires still burning in your TD's. Yes. Enjoy those propaganda leaflets we dropped. There really is a chicken in every pot in America. :mad: [ March 27, 2004, 05:45 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 *sigh* I continue to labour under the yoke of Snarker's sig after my latest display of strategic ineptitude. I know the drill. Another setup. I think we've had a game on the go continuously for almost a year now. I wonder who has the longest duel going on. Probably back to the beta days I would guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Pseudo. Ya got my StuG. That was funny though.It'll be even funnier when I get those Tigers. :mad: :mad: Axe, first comes the dust, then comes the TNT-laden fury. Get out your extra-large catcher's mitt. MWAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!! no_one, have you made it through the wheatfields yet? No? :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Once again, turns out to all Maggots. Drink up! Makers' Mark. Yum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: I have a delightful little scenario (20 turns, Italy, Allied Assault) that needs some playtesting. Any of you spank-tag playing marsupials interested? Yeah, I'll bite. Sending you an email to that effect in a minute. Soddy is a little too much into the 5th stage of Drunkeness. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Bwahaahaaaaaaaaaa. Manical laughter follows. Bring it on, Maggot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: Bwahaahaaaaaaaaaa. Manical laughter follows. Bring it on, Maggot. ---->YOU<----- have the scenario. My addie is in me profile. You may fire when ready :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: *sigh* I continue to labour under the yoke of Snarker's sig after my latest display of strategic ineptitude. I know the drill. Another setup. I think we've had a game on the go continuously for almost a year now. I wonder who has the longest duel going on. Probably back to the beta days I would guess. Here's what we do: you take 1000 points of ubertanks, I'll take a zook and that way you'll wi.. hmmm. Better make that 5000 points of ubertanks and I'll take only a conscript cook... no, wait... he'll just crisp your lips, maggot!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: We could make this easy. Skip the setup, sending of turns, etc. and just tattoo the sig on your forehead (to suffer the cruel taunts of others at your fate) and inside your eyelids so you always see the results of crossing your arch-nemesis. I mean, the outcome is pre-ordained. BUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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