_Axe_ Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 My liability coverage doesn't include future counseling sessions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Yes, I am the evil Uncle. It makes life more interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 You need to get Penn and Teller's "How to Play with your Food". There's something similar with a Valentines Day heart shaped jello, and a ton of other fun stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 I'm an expert on making my own AFVs disappear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 The master. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Axe and his moldy 'mercuns clobbered my occasionally-TNT-chucking chormans on the Gothic Line. :mad: :mad: He employed some fiendishly clever scheme which upon further research turns out to be called a [dr. evil quote]flanking maneuver[/dr. evil quote]. Wobblybob, before you press "Go" you might want to say one last tearful goodbye to your Tiger-crews. :mad: Now send the turn! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Axe and his moldy 'mercuns clobbered my occasionally-TNT-chucking chormans on the Gothic Line. :mad: :mad: He employed some fiendishly clever scheme which upon further research turns out to be called a [dr. evil quote]flanking maneuver[/dr. evil quote].I also used a [dr. evil quote]laser beam[/dr. evil quote]. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: The master... ...of disaster!! :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Wobblybob, before you press "Go" you might want to say one last tearful goodbye to your Tiger-crews. :mad: Now send the turn! :mad: Done. Enjoy! Bwahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 *runs in and throws himself under a table to cower* Oooooh! I'm staying here where it's safer with the maggots and 'splodey TNT! There's a big punchup in the MBT. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: *runs in and throws himself under a table to cower* Oooooh! I'm staying here where it's safer with the maggots and 'splodey TNT! There's a big punchup in the MBT. Mace *starts to construct refugee paddock* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Jinkies, yes. Not too much love in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 *sniff* ... don't think we'll be discussing Patrick Swayze again... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: *sniff* ... don't think we'll be discussing Patrick Swayze again... *picks up a thistle, looks at it, then nibbles on it thoughfully* Bugger! And here I was thinking he looks great in a dress. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: *runs in and throws himself under a table to cower* Oooooh! I'm staying here where it's safer with the maggots and 'splodey TNT! There's a big punchup in the MBT. Mace Coward 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: Bugger! And here I was thinking he looks great in a dress. Mace ... just the sort to have legwarmers... which makes it worse, if it couldn't be more worse... and I doubt that it could... *sniff* oh, well... la-dee-daa *heads for the nearest, darkest thicket* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vskalex Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 I am here to beg forgiveness. In that other game, I attacked someone called levitra. I had no idea that person was a waffler (but with a username like that, I should have figured). So there, now you know. Oh, and you are all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Originally posted by vskalex: How did your fist get so big? Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: *runs in and throws himself under a table to cower* Oooooh! I'm staying here where it's safer with the maggots and 'splodey TNT! There's a big punchup in the MBT. Mace *starts to construct refugee paddock* </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Originally posted by vskalex: I am here to beg forgiveness. In that other game, I attacked someone called levitra. I had no idea that person was a waffler (but with a username like that, I should have figured). So there, now you know. Oh, and you are all Levitra is not a Waffler. He (yes, it's a HE) told me he was a BFC forum member, but no, he is not a Cheery Waffler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Hey Snarker — you want to be Minister of Immigration? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: What's the US military's standard depth for a latrine?hmmm... Bolivia? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Hey Snarker — you want to be Minister of Immigration? GRRAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!! I want to chuck bitter, angry TNT at anything that moves!!!!!! You better stand very still, maggots!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Hey Snarker — you want to be Minister of Immigration? GRRAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!! I want to chuck bitter, angry TNT at anything that moves!!!!!! You better stand very still, maggots!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 GRGRAAAAARGH!!!! There are no rules! Everybody could be anything they wanted with no rules!!!!! Except you couldn't be the guy that makes rules BECAUSE THERE ARE NO RULES!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Now drop and blow up plenty!!!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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