Boo Radley Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Hey, MrSpkr. What's the deal with your E-mail? It's bouncing stuff back. You got your filters set for Democrats or somefink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Hey, MrSpkr. What's the deal with your E-mail? It's bouncing stuff back. You got your filters set for Democrats or somefink? Well, I turned on the adult content blocker last night -- I should have known you were on all of those lists. Try again. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by ozi_digger: Dear Kitty, Hey, my missus just walked a mile down the road to buy me more be beer while I played thru on the CMAK demo. Does that mean she luvs me or she's seein' anutha fella? luv, Ozi, (pet of the cesspool). I like it - the Dear Kitty Advice Column part of the MBT. Dear Kitty- My roommate hasn't moved from his "TV chair" in 2 weeks, ever since I hit him on the head with the phone for turning up "McMillan & Wife" too loud while I'm paying good money for my 1-900-LUV-EWES session. He's starting to smell. What should I do? -Perplexed [ November 27, 2003, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: dalem ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: Happy Thanksgiving everyone, being that this is the one true Merkun holiday...(excepting 4th of July...sorry Poms, you had your chance but blew it), all the Yanks in The Cesspool should adopt a non-American for the day, preferably one from that Wiffle thread, invite them for turkey dinner, stuff them with turkey and all the fixens', pumpkin pie and whatever alcholic beverage they prefer. Let them watch American football on the couch until they doze off....then fire up the chainsaw (another truly American thing), cut them into tiny shreds, and sprinkle the remains in your garden in preparation for next springs flowers. Say Soddball , want to come over for dinner? This idea has some merit. However, rather than waste perfectly good booze on them (oh... the kind THEY prefer... yeah, its still booze), how aboot we just smack them up-side the head ta make them doze off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Hey, MrSpkr. What's the deal with your E-mail? It's bouncing stuff back. You got your filters set for Democrats or somefink? Well, I turned on the adult content blocker last night -- I should have known you were on all of those lists. Try again. Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Olde Seanachai had a pool E-I-E-i-O And in his pool he had some wankers E-I-E-I-O With a wank-wank here and a wank-wank there Here a wank There a wank Everywhere a wank-wank Olde Seanachai had a pool E-I-E-I-O :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm probably going to be exiled. I hate Van Morrison. I'm not a great fan myself... But Brown Eyed Girl is a fav from years back and brings back nice memories.. *Sigh* So you can rest easy.... This Time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Next time you're out in strange threads, WEAR A CONDOM!And don't forget to tie a knot in it... We wouldn't want you flying off over the roof tops!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm probably going to be exiled. I hate Van Morrison. I'm not a great fan myself... But Brown Eyed Girl is a fav from years back and brings back nice memories.. *Sigh* So you can rest easy.... This Time </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by MrPeng: I like a nice waffle now and then. Never with cherries tho. How about some nice sweet sticky syrup drizzled all over? You could lick it off very slowly so as to make it last. Or if you're feeling greedy, you could gobble it up in one go! Much better than pork gravy anyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Olde Seanachai had a pool E-I-E-i-O And in his pool he had some wankers E-I-E-I-O With a wank-wank here and a wank-wank there Here a wank There a wank Everywhere a wank-wank Olde Seanachai had a pool E-I-E-I-O :mad: :mad: Oh look! The monkey can versify... can we kill it now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: How about some nice sweet sticky syrup drizzled all over? You could lick it off very slowly so as to make it last. Or if you're feeling greedy, you could gobble it up in one go! Much better than pork gravy anyday. Far be it for me to point out that our Beloved Queen is right outta her mind and obviously has lost touch with reality. Nope, won't be me that points that out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Anyone else noticing the trend... Can't get hisself hated by Carbon99 Can't get hisself ackowledged as a God Can't, even, get hisself made an Honorary Oddtralian Looks like a complete failure ta me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Far be it for me to point out that our Beloved Queen is right outta her mind and obviously has lost touch with reality. Nope, won't be me that points that out Who needs reality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Olde Seanachai had a pool E-I-E-i-O And in his pool he had some wankers E-I-E-I-O With a wank-wank here and a wank-wank there Here a wank There a wank Everywhere a wank-wank Olde Seanachai had a pool E-I-E-I-O :mad: :mad: Oh look! The monkey can versify... can we kill it now? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Who needs reality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Who needs reality?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Hey, MrSpkr. What's the deal with your E-mail? It's bouncing stuff back. You got your filters set for Democrats or somefink? Well, I turned on the adult content blocker last night -- I should have known you were on all of those lists. Try again. Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Are you kosher?To answer you question, I spit on anything that keeps me from eatin' me dead pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 To all opponents -- Apparently, sbcglobal is down for right now (at least, it is to me -- I wonder if they were serious about that last bill -- no matter). Send turns to the temporary address in my profile. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 What the hell is Seanacoochie up to this time? Most Wanted Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Maggot Berli. Not monkey. Ma-ggot.Maggot is a term of honor carried by Marine boots. You, sir, are a monkey... and a not terribly bright one at that [edited because it bugged even me] [ November 27, 2003, 05:38 PM: Message edited by: Berlichtingen ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Maggot Berli. Not monkey. Ma-ggot.Maggot is a term of honor carried my Marine boots. You, sir, are a monkey... and a not terribly bright one at that </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Losing his Head Auch aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Very odd. Lars, Boo, did you get my emails I sent you this morning and last night? Steve You mean the ones where you claim to be a banker for some rich, dead Zimbabwean diamond miner? Yeah, I pretty much trash those right off the bat. You're other ones come through fine, more's the pity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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