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Originally posted by Snarker:

Ah, the good ol' days. When TNT was TNT and a moldy MGA used kraut limbs as a weapon. :mad: :mad:

Oh, yeah. Combat Mission back when men were men, where the snow was knee deep, the wind was howling, the temperature was far below freezing, and there were no signs of better weather to come. Wait a minute, that sounds exactly like today!! :D:D:D
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Axe-sis setup sent!Be prepared to rush the flag(on which sits my company of KTs)with your platoon of BT-5s :D Paybacks a biatch aint it :mad: :mad:

Earth calling Dave ...come in Dave..

Turn was sent days/weeks/months ago :mad: Its an infantry only swamp brawl,how much thought is required? tongue.gif:D

[ January 30, 2004, 02:21 PM: Message edited by: nevermind ]

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Originally posted by nevermind:

Oh and BTW Dave ,its a chilly 52 degrees here today :D Brrrrrr....its chilly tongue.gif:D

Is that Celsius, Fahrenheit, or Kelvin?

I've got your move, maggot. Nice scenario, in the middle of a stinking swamp. Where are the alligators? I've been particularly unmotivated for CM the last couple of evenings. Tonight should see turns out to all. As PBEMs end, I have got to cut down. It's beginning to feel too much like work. I blame all of you, but especially Axe, whom I suspect of throwing our "Truck War" quick battle, which ended suspiciously fast. :D

Income tax time is looming, so in the near future all PBEMs will come to a screeching halt while TurboTax resides on my CD drive. I wonder if the US Census Bureau would start sending my paycheck to an offshore bank account? I need to look into that. Just kidding, Mr. Ashcroft! :eek: :D:D

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Originally posted by nevermind:

Im a 'merican Dave ,and i dont even know who Kelvin is! :D:D

I have to be honest,if you havent been up for CM lately,im not sure an infantry brawl in a swamp is the right thing to get you going again.

0 Kelvin=-273,3 degrees Celsius.

It's the absolute minimum of cold, you can't get colder than that.

1 Kelvin=1 Celsius.

*Starts realizing about what he has just done*

:eek: OMG I POSTED AT THE CHEARY WAFFLE THREAD :eek:

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Since we're talking about the weather, IT'S ABOUT 1200 DEGREES ON THE WRONG END OF A FLAMETHROWER, YOU BLEEDIN' FLOWER HUGGING MAAAAGGGGOOOOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

<small>"Ooooh, I'm soooo cold!!!" </small> ...wimps :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by stikkypixie:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by nevermind:

Im a 'merican Dave ,and i dont even know who Kelvin is! :D:D

I have to be honest,if you havent been up for CM lately,im not sure an infantry brawl in a swamp is the right thing to get you going again.

0 Kelvin=-273,3 degrees Celsius.

It's the absolute minimum of cold, you can't get colder than that.

1 Kelvin=1 Celsius.

*Starts realizing about what he has just done*

:eek: OMG I POSTED AT THE CHEARY WAFFLE THREAD :eek: </font>

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Originally posted by Snarker:

Yeah, here's a complimentary souvenir candle, Sticks it to Pixies. Don't mind the sizzle or the smell of cordite when you light it. :mad: :mad:

Hey! I didn't get a TNT when I first posted here! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

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Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:

Yeah, here's a complimentary souvenir candle, Sticks it to Pixies. Don't mind the sizzle or the smell of cordite when you light it. :mad: :mad:

Hey! I didn't get a TNT when I first posted here! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty </font>

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Originally posted by Snarker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by nevermind:

Im a 'merican Dave ,and i dont even know who Kelvin is! :D:D

I have to be honest,if you havent been up for CM lately,im not sure an infantry brawl in a swamp is the right thing to get you going again.

0 Kelvin=-273,3 degrees Celsius.

It's the absolute minimum of cold, you can't get colder than that.

1 Kelvin=1 Celsius.

*Starts realizing about what he has just done*

:eek: OMG I POSTED AT THE CHEARY WAFFLE THREAD :eek: </font>

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Originally posted by Snarker:

Yeah, here's a complimentary souvenir candle, Sticks it to Pixies. Don't mind the sizzle or the smell of cordite when you light it. :mad: :mad:

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaagghghghghghghghghhghghghg

gghghghghghghghghhghghghgaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

gghghghghghghghghhghghghg ..*gasp*.. GGAAAGHGHGHG!

A real WAFFLE would have used a 9 second fuse, lit it with a stream of molten TNT then waited 10 seconds before handing it over!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mace

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Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:

We didn't want to blow you to

smithereens. :mad: :mad:

Once he explodes can I beat his crispy torso with his puss [sic] slathered limbs? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty</font>

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Originally posted by Dave H:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:

We didn't want to blow you to

smithereens. :mad: :mad:

Once he explodes can I beat his crispy torso with his puss [sic] slathered limbs? Kitty</font>
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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:

Yeah, here's a complimentary souvenir candle, Sticks it to Pixies. Don't mind the sizzle or the smell of cordite when you light it. :mad: :mad:

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaagghghghghghghghghhghghghg

gghghghghghghghghhghghghgaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

gghghghghghghghghhghghghg ..*gasp*.. GGAAAGHGHGHG!

A real WAFFLE would have used a 9 second fuse, lit it with a stream of molten TNT then waited 10 seconds before handing it over!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mace </font>

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Originally posted by Dave H:

<font size=6>Yes, please!!</font size=6> tongue.giftongue.gif

*watches pixie explode, catching one of his puss [sic] slathered severed legs out of the air. Looks down upon his twitching oozing torso, angry black tnt marks on his head, eyeballs bulging and bleeding, rolling about in their sockets.

I begin to beat his slithering torso severely with his leg!! SMACK! SMACK!! Soon, tears appear in it and foul smelling entrails and maggots ooze out of them.

GARRRRRAARHGAGRGARGG! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Then I sit back and have a beer. =)

Kitty

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