_Axe_ Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: An exhausting sixty seconds....some blatherWho has time for that? I'm at work donchaknow. P.S. I'm aware you started the thread, you fancy boy. My question was, whether Cheery Waffle? And ale - how did that enter the equation? [ July 02, 2003, 01:30 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 I don't know why. I was just in the zone. Read the honkin' thread, bidj. All will be answered. And ale - well his name's Good Ale, ain't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Oh, I see. Kind of like one hand clapping. Notice how docile MG was in those days? You told him to pipe down and he actually complied with a to boot. Bwa-ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted July 2, 2003 Author Share Posted July 2, 2003 Abbott took the honors of opening up the first thread entitled MasterGoodale's Thread of Cheery Waffle as directed by In-the-Zone UeberBoss ENTJ Soddball. [ July 02, 2003, 01:43 PM: Message edited by: Shosties4th ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Listen up monkeys, I have just taken delivery of a shiny new 19" monitor so now I get to view your inane waffle at even greater size / resolution than I used to. Originally posted by AxeZIZI: Look at that. Only two more posts and Crow loses the junior tag. *sniff* Innocence lost, never to be regained... Better make sure I have something monumental to say when the big occasion happens (chances of something monumental being posted by any of us in the thread are surely quite low!) Sit rep: Dave's Germans continue to attack my poor ol' Russians in Counter Intelligence, altho I'm starting to get suspicious of the numbers, it looks like Dave has turned up with the whole of the Wehrmacht to what was only supposed to be a small skirmish...! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Crow: ...it looks like Dave has turned up with the whole of the Wehrmacht to what was only supposed to be a small skirmish...! :mad: :mad: :mad: Bah! Split squads, methinks. The Indiana Banana will falter soon enough. Unless he has learned his lessons well in his last few battles. Jas :mad: n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Bah! Split squads, methinks. The Indiana Banana will falter soon enough. Unless he has learned his lessons well in his last few battles. Jas :mad: n Duh, what lessons are those?? :confused: :confused: Here's what I've learned: Don't take on you and your Romanians who sit contentedly under about 550 mortar shells with no thoughts of leaving. Don't fight Keke and his Finns with any soldiers not born on Krypton. Just don't waste your time. I'm not sure the Russians could identify any Finns even after the battle ended. Don't expect to knock out UXcva_'s German assault guns with Russians who can't tell a Hetzer from a StuG from a hole in the ground. Don't think for a minute that if you and mike_the_whino agree to fight with armored cars and halftracks that he won't show up with tanks. Don't ever expect a turn from MasterGoodale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatCmdr Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Sure, pick out a map you feel is best. Attack would be preferred. Other than that, my only request is to see the map ahead of time so as to have some idea as to likely areas of setup for both sides. Keeping unit selection open is fine. So if the weather ever goes bad by you, and you manage to find the time, send something my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatCmdr Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Nippy: Edit: I hate to bug out on you PlatCmdr, but I'm going to have to postpone our re-match. Real life© it rearing its ugle head in the form of medical problems and a sort of "Do or Die" time in my education/working career.No problem man, best of luck with that, just get back to me once you conquer these real world battles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 2, 2003 Share Posted July 2, 2003 Originally posted by Crow: I have just taken delivery of a shiny new 19" monitor:mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Hear ye! Opponents that have gone MasterGoodale: MasterGoodale (by default, and because he is a no-turn-sending pus-monkey). Dave H (because he is too afraid to start a decent rematch against me). Snarker (because his tactical inability exploded his HD). mtw (because he is going to be stupid drunk for 2 or 3 days straight this weekend). Friday13th (cuz he is a Gayporn Popstar wannabe). Sockpuppets (because he is the creator of the two most horrible battles I've ever seen; one QB and one scenario). nevermind (nevermind) Shoosh4th (just because) :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevermind Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: Hear ye! Opponents that have gone MasterGoodale: nevermind (Is the man i want to one day grow up to be ) :mad: So what are you trying to say?I figured that since 1.03 came out all 1.02 version games would be abandoned.I mean IF any of you were beating me,it was obviously as a direct result of exploiting the unhittable gun bug. :mad: :mad: [ July 02, 2003, 07:45 PM: Message edited by: nevermind ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Originally posted by nevermind: NOOOOooooo!!! I definately don't wanna be a no-turn-sending pus-monkey! :mad: That is just lame. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevermind Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: That is just lame. :mad: Dangit,i was shootin' fer funny.I have been away for a month though,so i guess im rusty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: Hear ye! Opponents that have gone MasterGoodale: Dave H (because he is too afraid to start a decent rematch against me).Sir, you have sullied my honor, and I demand satisfaction. Why don't you tell the good people, and the usual crowd of Cheery Waffle maggots, how I sent you a wonderful set-up, and how you turned it down on the grounds that, and I quote, "I'm skeered that I mite luze!" I would demand that we meet for a duel at sunrise tomorrow, but I think the sun is always up in Finland right now, so I guess that's out. All right, let me see what I can find to make your miserable existence a little more bearable. Maggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Sir, I have sullied my underwear.Some things are better left unsaid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted July 3, 2003 Author Share Posted July 3, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Why don't you tell the good people, and the usual crowd of Cheery Waffle maggots, how I sent you a wonderful set-up, and how you turned it down on the grounds that, and I quote, "I'm skeered that I mite luze!" Keke finds any map that is less than 85% tall pines too barren for his forest UeberElf sensibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 That fickle hoor, the internet, has been so unkind to me as of late. At work she is at one moment kind and inviting, enveloping me in her comforting busom. The next minute not even allowing me a glimpse of her. Some rot about our server not being able to handle the influx of new hires. PAH What a hoor. Had to go to a wine event this eve and listen to the masses blather aboot dis and dat. The end result is no turns out. If I can slither out of work early tomorrow, maggots might get yummy bits for the weekend...but don't hold out any hope. :mad: Did I hear Dave H whining about his "sullied honor"? Lad, the only thing sullied is your underpants...and you should wash them more than once a month. As for his comments aboot the armored car duel, I found a loophole I could drive a Lynx through...and I did. Additionally for the record, a Flamepanzer doesn't have a "gun", ergo exempt. I surrendered your sig cuz you are such a tactically inept fool it was like kicking a kitten. I show mercy and now I get this? I look forward to fighting on your terms, humiliating you, and rejoicing in the regaining of your sig. Can we start when I get back, maggot? nevermind ready for some more ass-kicking? Choose the parameters and we will have a go. You are a cheap slut and I will ride you like a 20 dollar(Canadian) hoor. And I will enjoy it. :mad: As for the origins of the "Cheery Waffle" thread, I tried explaining it last night to the Events Coordinator and it was for naught. Live it, love it and only then will it become clear. Trying to explain it is akin to describing one hand clapping....or MasterGoodale winning. Some things can't be explained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 My turns have all gone out, because I am a best camper. Cheery Waffle version 2 is complete, and ready for gaming on. It resolves a number of concerns I had with the previous one and also puts into practice a great many of the recommendations put forward by Nippy (who gets a hero's badge for playtesting). It also includes the names of those members of this forum who put themselves forward for inclusion. If you didn't, and want to be included, let me know. My favourite is Keke - who chose the 'fastest German vehicle' Nice wheels, shame about the lack of firepower. Ice Cold in Avnavodsk has gorn out to Axe2121 but has left without briefings because I am rejigging them. For the allies - attack and kill the enemy. Expect reinforcements. brrr. Cold. For the axis - defend and kill the enemy. Expect reinforcements. brrr. cold. [ July 03, 2003, 06:48 AM: Message edited by: Soddball ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Thanks Soddball. You're still a git though. Edward. Secret message received and decoded. Answer should arrive later tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: My turns have all gone out, because I am a best camper.Me too, me too!!! To the nameless two of you who sent e-mail but left out the actual game file, I welcome you to the club of absent-minded old men. Originally posted by Soddball: For the allies - attack and kill the enemy. Expect reinforcements. brrr. Cold. For the axis - defend and kill the enemy. Expect reinforcements. brrr. cold. Leave it to Soddball to really stretch the envelope of tactical depth in a scenario. He brings all the finesse of the Incredible Hulk to wargaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Edward. Secret message received and decoded. Answer should arrive later tonight.Let's hope I don't mix up the rotors on my Enigma machine again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Should be there Teddy. Just opened Soddy's latest creation. I think I need a little lie down. edited to add: Nope, that didn't do it. Maybe a drinkie or two. [ July 03, 2003, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Sir, you have sullied my honor, and I demand satisfaction. Why don't you tell the good people, and the usual crowd of Cheery Waffle maggots, how I sent you a wonderful set-up, and how you turned it down on the grounds that, and I quote, "I'm skeered that I mite luze!" Dave Hoor, do I have to remind you that you didn't even check the map you chose before you sent the file? I can understand that your idea of a wonderful setup is my infantry attacking across 1km of open steppes without any cover, because that would give you a way to hide your tactical inabilities of MasterGoodalish proportions. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted July 3, 2003 Share Posted July 3, 2003 Addition to the ever growing list of MasterGoodales: Prinz Eugen (but I forgive him, because he is after all an überFinn). :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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