Shosties Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 And the attempt to contain MasterGoodale's eruptions continues... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Originally posted by Shosties4th: And the attempt to contain MasterGoodale's eruptions continues... I think you mean the long-running, futile attempt to contain MasterGoodale's eruptions continues... But let's not quibble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted June 27, 2003 Author Share Posted June 27, 2003 Hey, he's not proliferating his special (ahem) brand of rhetoric in dozens of threads in the CMBB forum as he was before this scheme was hit upon by the founders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 What's going on in here! The title said Angry faces, and so far this thread has none!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: There that's better! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: <--- Some more for good effect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted June 27, 2003 Author Share Posted June 27, 2003 And before anyone elses bitches about it.... a War Cry... AAAAARARRRRRRAAARRGGGGGHHHHH ARRARARARGGGGHHARRR ARRRARARAAAAAGRRRRGGGHHH AAAAARRRRRGGGGAAARRRGGHH :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted June 27, 2003 Author Share Posted June 27, 2003 Good. That outburst didn't crash my modem this time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Oh, and Crow. I do believe this one has your name written on it. If you have the time, I'm willing to perpetrate the crimes against your pixeltruppen. What say you maggot? I'll even let you pick the side -- Russian attack or German defense. Don't delay -- offer limited. So sorry old chap, please don't think I was deliberately ignoring you I just somehow overlooked this when going through the thread at work earlier. The smoke from MGs TNT chucking must have caused me to miss it! :mad: Hmn I guess I could go from zero PBEM games to 2 in one fell swoop. Which to choose... Hmn, been playing attacks and MEs so far in my few games against the AI so I'll take German Defence please just so I can really embarrass myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Is this the new mong challenge? :confused: GGRAAAARRR AARRRGGG GAGARRARR ARG!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Crow, watch out! Your going to lose your Junior member status by posting here, and after that you are not allowed to run around with your pants down anymore (not that there's anything wrong with that). :mad: 4thShorts, Stravinsky has more TNT in his compositions than Shostakovitsh (note Finnish spelling). :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted June 27, 2003 Author Share Posted June 27, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: Is this the new mong challenge?If it is, then you should feel right at home you non-Indo-European-speaking Asiatic refugee. [Pardon me if you're one of them Swedish-Chef-speaking-Finns.. "MORK MORK MORK"] Originally posted by Keke: 4thShorts, Stravinsky has more TNT in his compositions than Shostakovitsh (note Finnish spelling).Dimitri is gonna have to take you back to school for that remark, buster! :mad: No way that pampered emigree nonce could channel the psychological disturbance that DSCH could under the constraints of Socialist Realism. I propose we do battle! Don't make me break out disparaging comments about (GASP!!! :eek: ) Sibelius on yer a$$! :mad: [ June 27, 2003, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Shosties4th ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 You all disgust me you festering barrel of mossy scrotums!! :mad: GGRGRRGRGRGRGRGRGGRRRRRRRRRRARARRGARGGRARGAAAAARGRGR!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Who wants a piece of me!!?? :mad: Sound off like you got a pair skunk nads!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: You all disgust me you festering barrel of mossy scrotums!! :mad: GGRGRRGRGRGRGRGRGGRRRRRRRRRRARARRGARGGRARGAAAAARGRGR!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Who wants a piece of me!!?? :mad: Sound off like you got a pair skunk nads!! :mad: Send me a damn turn, you spanner. I feel the need to complete your ritual humiliation. I look forward to owning your sig. Hoor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Poetry? Classical music? What's next, self-indulgent pedestrian philosophy? Oh wait, you can already get that in the GF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 :mad: :mad: :mad: What a grab-asstic collection of inbred, sheep-shagging reprobates!!! Which maggot was whining about 2 PBEMS? I got 8 running and Gaywhore Talksmore just took offense to a comment I made. Looks like one more will be winging its way to me. :mad: Y'all are gonna have play with yourselves til I free up some space. :eek: Only thing exciting in last nights turns came from none other than MAsterGoodale. After attempting to assault a forward position with infantry failed the maggot pummeling the lines with his last T-34/43 and a M17. Well the T-34 lost the duel with Unt Anglen at 41m and now the flaming wreckage is a funeral pyre for the poor Ruskies. The M17 is next and his infantry will learn why armor support is important. :mad: [ June 27, 2003, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samba_liten Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 "Poetry? Classical music? What's next, self-indulgent pedestrian philosophy?" How about Nietsche? Who, by the way is too hard to spell, so, ahem, :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 GRRRRRRR !!!! The title of this thread almost kept me from finding it... :mad: :mad: :mad: But, like a moth to the flame... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Poetry? Classical music? What's next, self-indulgent pedestrian philosophy? Oh wait, you can already get that in the GF. *Sigh* I remember the good old days when people used to get into flame fests over things like Guy Sager and GI Combat. Now the political rants make GoodAle look calm by comparision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted June 28, 2003 Author Share Posted June 28, 2003 Nietzsche: "That which does not kill us only makes us stronger." MasterGoodale's corollary: "So slather that molten TNT on extra thick to do the job right the first time! ARARAGGGGHHHHARARRAGGGG :mad: " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 Originally posted by Shosties4th: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Keke: Is this the new mong challenge?If it is, then you should feel right at home you non-Indo-European-speaking Asiatic refugee. [Pardon me if you're one of them Swedish-Chef-speaking-Finns.. "MORK MORK MORK"] Originally posted by Keke: 4thShorts, Stravinsky has more TNT in his compositions than Shostakovitsh (note Finnish spelling).Dimitri is gonna have to take you back to school for that remark, buster! :mad: No way that pampered emigree nonce could channel the psychological disturbance that DSCH could under the constraints of Socialist Realism. I propose we do battle! Don't make me break out disparaging comments about (GASP!!! :eek: ) Sibelius on yer a$$! :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 All right you hooring hooligans! Shosties4th's cable connection has made my destruction of not one, not two, but three of his PzIV's in two turns happen that much quicker. Nippy continues to rain woe and death on my troops. 'nuf said. Teddy and I are about to embark on a tipple as soon as I get my act together later today. Prinz Eugen and I are kind of back on track. The wily Finn must still be removing the shrapnel out of his body with a pair of rusty tweezers which is, incidentally, the most popular hobby in Finland. Keke is starting to feel the wrath of my TNT and we're still in the recon stage. He must be wetting himself thinking of the carnage yet to come. Mike_the_let's_wait_in_the_wood_for_the_whole_game_as_some_kind_of_a_sick_joke continues to live up to his name. That "draw" MasterGoodale was predicting looks less and less likely as I turn his troops into a fine paste. I can assume that as his losses mount I can expect a proportional drop in his turn rate. Let's see, did I forget anyone? Oh, Dave H lives in Indiana, Soddball that lunatic has me seeing fire in my sleep, Crow is a reprobate, samba_liten likes goats, Kurt Panzer Meyer has a growling impediment and Snarker can't tie his own shoes. If I missed anyone, that's because you're too much a waste of precious brain resources to even contemplate. AGGRGAGRGAG GAGGGG AG GAGG AGG AGAGAGGAGAG!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Jas :mad: n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121:Mike_the_let's_wait_in_the_wood_for_the_whole_game_as_some_kind_of_a_sick_joke continues to live up to his name. Well it's not like you are sending your limp-wristed lads prancing around out in the open so that I can sho...er, SEE them either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robohn Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 What about the waffles? Where ae the freaking waffels? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shosties Posted June 28, 2003 Author Share Posted June 28, 2003 :mad: Early Afternoon Sports Update :mad: Axe2121 was able to put some hurt on me with the refuse he has remaining in his OOB when I got a bit overconfident... but let's see if you can keep this run of good fortune up for long, maggot! Prinz Eugen is either busy in RL or sulking due to my ability to frighten the yella-livered crew out of a T-43/85 with some 250/8 HTs he had been disparaging. Nippy has his infantry camping in woods while his tracks scuttle around wondering what to do. Which brings us to the second Finno-Urgic on the list... Keke, whose setup I have accepted and whose Magyar Stravinsky-loving Fascists (hunh? :confused: ) are playing "Rite of Spring" in the oh-so-appropriate time of Decemeber 1944. No doubt wishing to deny the brisk wind of Socialist Realism which will soon blow through their ranks to the strains of DSCH's 4th and 5th symphonies. ARRRAGAGAGHHHAARRRGGGHHHH :mad: [ June 28, 2003, 05:21 PM: Message edited by: Shosties4th ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Originally posted by Robohn: Where ae the freaking waffels? :mad: I think its an elite German unit Waffel SS? In the CDV version it's Waffelgrenadiers. Snarker don't you owe me a turn, pole-smoker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Turns are out, my little Waffles, and here's the score so far: Axe2121 - He has all ready lost two AFV to a flamethrower, now he's going for three. Elsewhere a tank of his got a 100mm enema for its troubles. Robohn - Is getting is tanks pwned by my Marders. Why he brought a gaggle of immobile towed guns as well, I will never know. Shosties4th - His commie hords just got slathered in nice hot TNT. My SP TNT dispensory is on the way to dish out more high explosive fun. "GARRARGARAGAG Napalm is still the r0x0r! GARARGARARGARG" - :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 29, 2003 Share Posted June 29, 2003 Congratulations to UXcva_ for his 73-27 major victory in our meeting engagement. His collection of German "assault guns" killed six T-34/85s and 2 SU-100s to the loss of only two Hetzers. My veteran Russians were unable to identify a single vehicle, even when they were less than 100 meters away. Are all of the Russians in CMBB blind or something, or has BFC given the Axis stealth technology? Ted's Pz IV/70 (or something like that) personally killed 3 T-34s, 1 SU-100, and 17 infantry. GRRRR!!! :mad: :mad: I also made the mistake of selecting SMG armed infantry, which didn't help on the large open map. They were able to hold two flags even after their armor support collapsed. However, any Germans over 100 meters away could run around in complete safety. In other news updates, Stalin's Organ and I are having a mutual traffic jam in the scenario we are playing. Truck drivers are really unpredictable, and far too concerned with saving their own necks. Prinz Eugen sent one turn and has disappeared again. The Russian railroad station remains safely in Soviet hands. WallyBob has a Tiger immobilized and surrounded by my Russian pioneers. I hope he's not expecting his crew to return home any time soon. Unfortunately, that still leaves him at least two more Tigers on the prowl. Crow and I have just started our scenario, which is named Counter Intelligence. My German commandos are attacking his Russians. Unlike Soddball's Kneiber Dam, this takes place in daylight. The dashingly urbane Teddy Windsor and I are slugging it out in Cheery Waffle. His Russian guns keep hitting Germans, my guns keep plowing up the dirt. I think the current standings are Teddy in first place, the dirt a close second, and me a distant third. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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