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Originally posted by Keke:

Dave H, are you too depressed to sent me a turn? What's the fecking problem? :mad:

Me, depressed? I should say not! :D :cool:

I thought I had returned your most recent turn. Maybe you sent one last night after I shut down for the evening. That was probably about 4 or 5 am your time. :eek: My gallant Russians continue to plod ahead, ignoring the mortally wounded bodies of their comrades, and the mortar fire falls like rain on your forest-elf Finns. :D:D

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Originally posted by Dave H:

I thought I had returned your most recent turn. Maybe you sent one last night after I shut down for the evening. That was probably about 4 or 5 am your time. :eek: My gallant Russians continue to plod ahead, ignoring the mortally wounded bodies of their comrades, and the mortar fire falls like rain on your forest-elf Finns. :D:D

What you think and what has actually happened seem to be two totally different things. I haven't sent you nothing for past few days, since you have sent me nothing. :mad: Please send the turn you gamey mortar using maggot! :mad:
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You filthy cluster of fesces pods! :mad: You all disgrace The Brood and give the noble art of TNT Chucking a bad name!! You disgust me! :mad:

Lippy Hippy you foul-smelling, maggot-lipped, crusty-faced, sh*t-speckled, sheep-banging amoeba! You're despicable! Get the f*ck out of my thread numbnuts! Get the f*ck out of my thread NNNOOOOWWWW!! you fat f*cking walrus-looking piece of unorganized grabbastic worm sh*t!!! :mad: I'm gonna blow your balls off maggot!! I'm gonna shove so much hot angry TNT up your ass in such a short period of time you'll just have to bend over to be a human flamethrower!! I challenge you pussdick!! :mad:

Custom winter map - human unit purchase

High quality, medium map (you get to see the map first)

3000 points, Axis attack

Unrestricted force mix

50 turns - The mother of all Jihads puss face!!

You either have the slimy, non-sperm-producing balls or you don't you crotch licking flower child!! :mad:

GAGRAGRGRGRAGRAAGRAGRGRGRGGGRGRGRGRGRGRGR GR GGGG GGRRRRRR!!! :mad:

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Custom winter map - human unit purchase

High quality, medium map (you get to see the map first)

3000 points, Axis attack

Unrestricted force mix

50 turns - The mother of all Jihads puss face!!

What brain dead crack whore would consider this a game? Oh wait here is the answer:

Originally posted by MasterGoodale:
And of course I can't pass up this gem from PlatypusHandler

I'm a feckin' idgit
As long as you know your place, lad. :D

(BTW, glad your posting in here. The thought of another "Cheery Maggoty Waffles, Stale Ales and Threats" is enough to light my computer on fire and rip out my eyes

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Originally posted by DaveH

Crow, this thread is full of halfway competent players, and right now every one of them is beating me like a drum. So feel free to join the club. If you would like having a small PBEM to get your feet wet, send me a setup.

Heh! I'm still wading thru the manual at the moment, it's been years since I had a few games on CMBO and I hardly got to touch CMBB up until now due to work and other games distracting me (such as Everquest, but I'm over that now!). I get the feeling I would be totally mugged being such a newbie. I'm still just toying with a few of the pre setup scenarios never mind all this unit purchase stuff! tongue.gif

Unless you fancy being cast in the mould of TNT chucking tutor I would give me a wee while to finish off my reading and playing a few more games first. Otherwise I feel I may embarrass myself with tactics which would make every other resident of this thread die of laughter. And I wouldn't want to be responsible for all your deaths through my incompetence! redface.gif

Originally posted by DaveH

Once you're infected with Cheery Waffles, mold, ants, and fury maggots, there is no turning back. Just remember to treat such fine, upstanding CMBB players like Axe, Mike_the_wino, Soddball, Keke, and especially MasterGoodale (the maggot) as the witless schoolchildren they really are. :D

I was scared that could well be the case when I first poked my head round the door to reply to MGs Battlefield 1942 query! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Originally posted by Axe2121:

What's your excuse for me MasterDaveHale?

Jas :mad: n

Ummm, would you believe my house is covered with mold?? How about that ants have invaded my house?? What about my daughter was sick and I couldn't play?? Maybe my wife grounded me and wouldn't let me sit down at the computer?? My boss made me work long hours and I didn't have time?? I was busy in my yard?? I was drunk?? It snowed too much?? There was a thunderstorm?? A giant asteroid collided with the earth?? Rabid skunks overran the town?? I moved to Canada?? Aliens kidnapped me?? I was on the phone?? I was in a meeting?? I was at church?? I was in the bathroom?? I was watching TV?? I was posting in the General Forum??

I'm just getting warmed up. :D:D

Crow, take your time. Maybe we can try a CMAK PBEM when it comes out. With any luck BFC will make it flexible enough so the Americans can fight the British and Commonwealth. That's the game I'm wanting!! ;):D:D

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Originally posted by Dave H:

I'm just getting warmed up.

TNT will do that to you. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Those are some damn fine excuses though. MasterGoodale will no doubt use a few of them. :mad:

Jas :mad: n

P.S. I busted a gut this morning in Snarker and my troops' first contact in Inferno. My Russian flame tank started spraying fire like PlatCmdr no doubt has to spray his lawn in Vegas with a garden hose.

Tank gunner: "But comrade captain, those might be our troops in the forest."

Tank commander: "I said "fire" dammit!!!" :mad:

Poor infantry: "ARGAR GAGRGARG RA!!!!" :mad: :mad:

Too f*ckin' funny!!!!
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Originally posted by Dave H:

I thought I had returned your most recent turn. Maybe you sent one last night after I shut down for the evening. That was probably about 4 or 5 am your time. What's your excuse for me ..

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Dave H [jewel-encrusted maggot]... I havent received a turn back either in awhile... is your email busted like all them russkie tanks?

:mad: tongue.gif :mad:

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Originally posted by Nippy:

PlatCmdr - With the 3 PBEMs I got now and some pesky real world commitments I'm not quite ready for a rematch. However, I'll glady take you up on the chance for revenge...er...offer in 2 or 3 weeks.

Dude (native Californian speak), you just got your butt smoked, 74%-26%. I figured you'd be foaming at the mouth like the famed Saint Bernard from that Steven King movie and insist on an immediate rematch; but alas, you're running home like Lassie.

Now, you fought a good fight, and being that this marks my first match and sole win against you, I figure it would be then inappropriate to force you to pin a sig line on yourself like, "The only Northern Exposure I get these days is my bare ass running in the opposite direction of PlatCmdrs SMGs." :D

As for the rest of you maggots, I hang a request out to air dry and not one nibble, not one bite, not one of you has some precious time to toss me a friggin' bone? PBEMs people, who's out there?

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Originally posted by PlatCmdr:

Now, you fought a good fight, and being that this marks my first match and sole win against you, I figure it would be then inappropriate to force you to pin a sig line on yourself like, "The only Northern Exposure I get these days is my bare ass running in the opposite direction of PlatCmdrs SMGs." :D

What's with this sensitivety crap? If you want to get all touchy-feely you are in the spot. :mad:

As for the rest of you maggots, I hang a request out to air dry and not one nibble, not one bite, not one of you has some precious time to toss me a friggin' bone? PBEMs people, who's out there?

If we can be provided with the latest Soddball disaster-piece, I will throw my sig on the line. If it sucks half as bad as "Inferno" it will be a blast.
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Originally posted by PlatCmdr:

As for the rest of you maggots, I hang a request out to air dry and not one nibble, not one bite, not one of you has some precious time to toss me a friggin' bone? PBEMs people, who's out there?

Sorry, I'm too busy watching the last episode of Yeehaw (or whatever), dubbed in Finnish, naturally. :mad:
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Originally posted by mike_the_wino:

What's with this sensitivety crap? If you want to get all touchy-feely you are in the spot. :mad:

To quote confusedcious: To kick a dog when its fallen for the first time is sadistic, to kick it when it's fallen a second time is just clean fun.

Originally posted by mike_the_wino:

If we can be provided with the latest Soddball disaster-piece, I will throw my sig on the line. If it sucks half as bad as "Inferno" it will be a blast.

When Balls-of-Sodd finishes his latest incarnation, you're on--or should Christmas come first, we could always square off QB style.

:mad:

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Originally posted by Keke:

Sorry, I'm too busy watching the last episode of Yeehaw (or whatever), dubbed in Finnish, naturally. :mad:

hahaha...I hope for the sake of all of Finland and the greater European continent too, that Hee-Haw--being the most shameful of American shows--never gets dubbed and mailed to you.

But then given how the Germans have turned David Hassledork into a pop icon, perhaps even this will take root.

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Grrrrr!!!! Posting in the GF makes me :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

So why do it?

I guess I'm just a masochist at heart.

Which explains why I enjoy hanging out in here with you losers. :mad: :mad:

(Edited to anticipate)

[ June 12, 2003, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ]

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

Grrrrr!!!! Posting in the GF makes me :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

So why do it?

Because you want to be the next Gayporn Popstar?

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