zappsweden Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE FIRST SC TONIGHT SHOW IN THE YEAR 2004 (applause) - What is Codename Condors secret weapon in a rematch? - Part II, Attack Of The Clones - What decides if Axis manage to break the Russian lines when Barbarossa begin? - The 1939 battle rolls in Poland and LC. :confused: - How does Zappsweden beat Terif these days? - Waits until Dragonheart does it and then beat Dragonheart instead. - What will the next LC strategy be in SC? - Sending out digger units in 1938 to sand fill the Rhine river that is protecting LC - What will the next tournament be named? - The SC "Whoever does not retire will win the Tourney" Tourney [ March 05, 2004, 10:55 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 - Why does "pump and dump" work for UK using the Elbow hex. - Well, who said that a transport could not represent an English Channel underground railroad movement UK -> France - What message did Hitler send to the UK after he had taken Poland? - Chill out, I only play for fun. - What did Stalin respond to Hitlers "peace proposal" in 1941? - No way, I play to WIN! [ January 21, 2004, 01:12 PM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 - Why does "pump and dump" work for UK using the Elbow hex. - Well, who said that a transport could not represent an English Channel underground railroad movement UK -> France - What message did Hitler send to the UK after he had taken Poland? - Chill out, I only play for fun. - What did Stalin respond to Hitlers "peace proposal" in 1941? - No way, I play to WIN! [ January 21, 2004, 01:12 PM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Trapp Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 - Well, who said that a transport could not represent an English Channel underground railroad movement UK -> France Zapp, you have way too much time on your hands, do you ever sleep? [ January 21, 2004, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: Comrade Trapp ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Trapp Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 - Well, who said that a transport could not represent an English Channel underground railroad movement UK -> France Zapp, you have way too much time on your hands, do you ever sleep? [ January 21, 2004, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: Comrade Trapp ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 We got some punchlines for our LateNight with Conan the failed Panzer Division Specialist: When the community asks Hubert when a new release of SC will be: I started this game when I was 25 and still partying with the chicks and guzzling booze. When I get to play SC2 I'll have a back problem, I'll be sipping Brandy and I'll need Viagra! :eek: When Terif asks you for a game, you answer with: A. How much of a bid are you going to give me? B. How many HouseRules can we Agree to? C. You ask yourself how long you'd like to partake in this this self mutilation When you talk to Rambo about Defense. He answers, "What?" When you post a message on the boards, the Moderators say: Is It Posted By Kuniworth? Delete it! Does it have the word darn in it? Delete it! If Liam is getting Moon'ed! Keep it! [ January 21, 2004, 05:46 PM: Message edited by: Liam ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 We got some punchlines for our LateNight with Conan the failed Panzer Division Specialist: When the community asks Hubert when a new release of SC will be: I started this game when I was 25 and still partying with the chicks and guzzling booze. When I get to play SC2 I'll have a back problem, I'll be sipping Brandy and I'll need Viagra! :eek: When Terif asks you for a game, you answer with: A. How much of a bid are you going to give me? B. How many HouseRules can we Agree to? C. You ask yourself how long you'd like to partake in this this self mutilation When you talk to Rambo about Defense. He answers, "What?" When you post a message on the boards, the Moderators say: Is It Posted By Kuniworth? Delete it! Does it have the word darn in it? Delete it! If Liam is getting Moon'ed! Keep it! [ January 21, 2004, 05:46 PM: Message edited by: Liam ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 The third show of Zapp Leno. Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the SC Tonight show! - What does Rambo say after a tough morning at work? - I withdraw - What does Terif say when he misses the train? - Chit! - What does Zappsweden say after finally reaching L1 Jets in 1944? - We're on a Roll! :confused: [ March 05, 2004, 10:56 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted February 5, 2004 Author Share Posted February 5, 2004 The third show of Zapp Leno. Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the SC Tonight show! - What does Rambo say after a tough morning at work? - I withdraw - What does Terif say when he misses the train? - Chit! - What does Zappsweden say after finally reaching L1 Jets in 1944? - We're on a Roll! :confused: [ March 05, 2004, 10:56 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 And you are on a roll!! Great Stuff from both you and your guests! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyJohn Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 And you are on a roll!! Great Stuff from both you and your guests! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted March 4, 2004 Author Share Posted March 4, 2004 Fourth Zapp Leno Show: Welcome, Ladies and Gentleman! The Tonight show with Zapp Leno! - What does Rambo say if he fails LC on turn 2? - What the HE.. :mad: GUUUUUUUUUUUZFRABA.... - If Dragonheart (known as Konigster in PL) play 10 games (x) in one week in PL, how many does Terif play? - x+1 i.e 11 - What do most players do waiting for opponents's turn in 1943-1947? - Eat a banquet Person1: When was the last time Allies held in Egypt? Person2: Long time ago, cannot remember. Person1: El Alamein 1942 Person2: Oh, I thought u meant in SC. :confused: Person1: You kidding me? Who could remember that. [ March 08, 2004, 09:03 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted March 4, 2004 Author Share Posted March 4, 2004 Fourth Zapp Leno Show: Welcome, Ladies and Gentleman! The Tonight show with Zapp Leno! - What does Rambo say if he fails LC on turn 2? - What the HE.. :mad: GUUUUUUUUUUUZFRABA.... - If Dragonheart (known as Konigster in PL) play 10 games (x) in one week in PL, how many does Terif play? - x+1 i.e 11 - What do most players do waiting for opponents's turn in 1943-1947? - Eat a banquet Person1: When was the last time Allies held in Egypt? Person2: Long time ago, cannot remember. Person1: El Alamein 1942 Person2: Oh, I thought u meant in SC. :confused: Person1: You kidding me? Who could remember that. [ March 08, 2004, 09:03 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted March 4, 2004 Author Share Posted March 4, 2004 - What does Zappsweden say if he lost the game (as Axis) and Paris held to August 1940? - I had a bad tech game! [ March 08, 2004, 09:04 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted March 4, 2004 Author Share Posted March 4, 2004 - What does Zappsweden say if he lost the game (as Axis) and Paris held to August 1940? - I had a bad tech game! [ March 08, 2004, 09:04 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 What does Jim Boggs see at the end of every Thread he posts in, on the SC Forum? A Padlock Ooops! Sorry Zapp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 What does Jim Boggs see at the end of every Thread he posts in, on the SC Forum? A Padlock Ooops! Sorry Zapp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonheart Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 What does zapp say when Dragonheart will become No 1 in WLeage? I set the challenge system to 1 day. Dragonheart: When did you challenge me? Zapp: Yesterday ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonheart Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 What does zapp say when Dragonheart will become No 1 in WLeage? I set the challenge system to 1 day. Dragonheart: When did you challenge me? Zapp: Yesterday ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted March 4, 2004 Author Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by Dragonheart: What does zapp say when Dragonheart will become No 1 in WLeage? I set the challenge system to 1 day. Dragonheart: When did you challenge me? Zapp: Yesterday ROFL LMAO Best SC joke in ages. First you beat me in SC and then you beat me at this too??? If you beat me one more time, I will start a smearing campaign against you. Just wait and see mister. *joke* LOL [ March 04, 2004, 10:37 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted March 4, 2004 Author Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by Dragonheart: What does zapp say when Dragonheart will become No 1 in WLeage? I set the challenge system to 1 day. Dragonheart: When did you challenge me? Zapp: Yesterday ROFL LMAO Best SC joke in ages. First you beat me in SC and then you beat me at this too??? If you beat me one more time, I will start a smearing campaign against you. Just wait and see mister. *joke* LOL [ March 04, 2004, 10:37 AM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les the Sarge 9-1 Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Zapp, do you really enjoy this? Do you think we do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les the Sarge 9-1 Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Zapp, do you really enjoy this? Do you think we do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted March 4, 2004 Author Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by Les the Sarge 9-1: Zapp, do you really enjoy this? Do you think we do? Shut up! There are ppl finding this topic fun. If you do not, then stop reading it. I think it is pretty damn clear you just want to sabotage this. None of the other posters in this topic has complained before, so if you really are complaining just because you saw my name in the topic starter well, that says more about YOU as a person. [ March 04, 2004, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted March 4, 2004 Author Share Posted March 4, 2004 Originally posted by Les the Sarge 9-1: Zapp, do you really enjoy this? Do you think we do? Shut up! There are ppl finding this topic fun. If you do not, then stop reading it. I think it is pretty damn clear you just want to sabotage this. None of the other posters in this topic has complained before, so if you really are complaining just because you saw my name in the topic starter well, that says more about YOU as a person. [ March 04, 2004, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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