jon_j_rambo Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 I feel a strong force coming from Sweden. This matter shall be pondered. Hmmm...what is this 'sniff' matter? At first I thought the 'sniff' was my body odor from playtesting without a break, but rather it's the ghost of HombrePlin. Should I attack, defend, or wait against the false accusations...my strength, my strength, I must muster my thoughts & strength! The world must want the crown. Honor & glory shall be my guide. This isolation from the World League is just what I needed, but now I must meet my enemies face to face in the Forum. [ May 25, 2004, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted May 26, 2004 Author Share Posted May 26, 2004 The Green Jedi Master takes to the battlefield! Take that you Swede! I will defeat you by the memorization of the rules & exploitation of the bugs you have not found. I win 99% of the time and can play for fun at the same time. If you must fight me, I will destroy you, but do not blame me because I'm smarter than you. The evil ones may bruise my feet, but I shall smite their head! Don't ever twist my words you scum, because your translation program is garbage! Strength & Intelligence you have, but I have the Wisdom & Constitution to play 25 hours games straight without any phone calls or bathroom breaks. [ May 25, 2004, 11:36 PM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted May 26, 2004 Author Share Posted May 26, 2004 I must leave you until SC-2 young DragonHeart, heed my teachings as has Codename Condor Clone. Feel the force, protect your friends at PanzerLiga. Take what I have given, make it for your own. Be weary of those who try to trap you into 'Smack Wars'. Make sure to hide behind ICQ. With the defeat of ZappSweden & Rambo, now the weapons of my warfare are not carnal, rather spiritual to the pulling down of strongholds. By the way, if you travel to the States to battle the American Cowboy Legend, could you pick me up a Bratwurst & a cold dark beer at the German restaurant in the Orlando Epcot Center? I have heard the food is damn (heavenly) good. Beside, the delivery service sucks here in my Swamp of Hiding. [ May 25, 2004, 11:40 PM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curry Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 ?????????????? OK who can tell me what Rambo just said? [ May 26, 2004, 08:08 AM: Message edited by: Curry ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reiver Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 The man wants a cold dark beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurt88 Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Something popped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonheart Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Hmm now almost 1 month without SC i feel quite good...can only wonder about some strange posts in the Battlefront forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terif Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 I already was in the Epcot Center and Cape Canaveral+Kennedy Space Center - have still some nice T-shirts and posters from there . But Bratwurst...to say it in german: Pfui..igitt In english: I dont like Bratwurst ...a Schnitzel would be fine :cool: [ May 26, 2004, 06:15 AM: Message edited by: Terif ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aztecace Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Originally posted by jon_j_rambo: Strength & Intelligence you have, but I have the Wisdom & Constitution to play 25 hours games straight without any phone calls or bathroom breaks. Sounds like he is talking about a Dungeons and Dragon character to me. Though he did forget about Dexterity and Charisma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Condor Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 ROFL u on the pot rambo? those charlies hit u too hard in yer head? hmmm by the way jar jar binks sounds swede to me, u never thought about changing yer leno show to a jar jar 1 zapp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boninza Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 er ist volllommen zugekifft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wehrmacht Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Ok, what the h*ll did that mean? I understood Rambo's post but could you please speak English here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Originally posted by boninza: er ist volllommen zugekifft Grrrrrr, even my translation software did not get that one :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H.J. von Arnim Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 what boninza wanted to say is: "he is totally stoned" or "he was smoking too much dope" cheers ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuniworth Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Ok I just think everyone needs to cool off here. Things are getting out off hand and people are beginning to show signs of insanity. Some guys are running amoc hailing master reich killers and others are smoking pot. This is unhealthy. Get a grip. Get a life. [ May 28, 2004, 06:07 AM: Message edited by: Kuniworth ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wehrmacht Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 What? a life? What is that thing? Never heard about that thing... Oh well, whatever, I'm happy without it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aztecace Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 SC = Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuniworth Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 SC = mega anti-life drug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Heh, it's true people are a bit fanatical, though it's their hobby at least they're not roaming the streets looking for prostitutes and shooting IV drugs They're at home playing Computer games.. I do suggest some exercise though here or there. Computer games make me lazy too. and make my eyes fuzzy after too much use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Originally posted by Curry: ?????????????? OK who can tell me what Rambo just said? Curry little boy, do not worry. Your beloved Master can defend himself. You see, if you did your homework (reading SC Manual) you would have known that defence in Yoda Swamp gives "Soft Defence bonus = 2" like in any other swamp. LOL [ May 30, 2004, 04:50 PM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted May 30, 2004 Author Share Posted May 30, 2004 Yoda Terif had hit Time magazine when his Attack of the Clones came out. Episode III is expected next May. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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