jon_j_rambo Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 It's the time of the year ladies, Christmas, my special time for SC. I finally have some time off from being a Legend at work & a Legend in life. Unlike the rest of you who have nothing significant going on the entire 365 days of the year, I finally have time to TCB (Take Care of Business). I just spent a week in Salt Lake City, making bank, watching several hoop's games: Kings vs Jazz, Savannah St. vs Utah, USC vs BYU, listening to the Mormon dudes sing, checking out the genelogy center (Rambo's old relatives were Legends too), attending the World Luge & Ski Jump Championship's at Olympic Village & partying at the "Port 'O Call"...shooting pool, throwing darts, & snarfing foosballs. That was last week's vacation, I have another on the way. It's been a long year of work, time for some games (SC). Now, I'm on a real vacation, watching football, playing with my new lady, visiting relatives, gambling on football, drinking brew, reading a few versers (John 3:16), & challenging people in SC. My Christmas List of those who need beat in SC: (In order of my preference) 1) Any former battlefield enemies want to play? BrianTheWise, IrishGuards, or Mike Anderson. 2) Kunniworth - you're my first rounder in WinterStorm. Contact me via ICQ. 3) Konstantin V. Kotelnikov - I want to play a Russian while I watch George W. on CNN smacking Saddam. 4) German dudes, where are you? I tried to post on PanzerLiga, but that raspy language is a little tough for me to read. DragonHeart & Terif come to mind first. Terif, my vacation record speaks for itself. DragonHeart, I hear your game has improved...time to prove it, because I sure didn't see it when we last played. 5) Battlefront Administrators - It's time for you guys to quit being secretaries & playing with yourselves, that is kind of incesterial. Moon, MadMatt, & Hubert...it's time you experience R.A.C.K. Every chump I've played has gotten a piece of this Legendary Strategy. Remember why you got involved in wargames, to play, drink brew, & have fun. Meet Rambo on the Battlefield. 6) Blashy - It's time you got some competition, step out of the shadows or the Saddam Spider Hole you live in, play me. You'll be giving up the snaps when I run the table. Once you log into a TCP/IP game with me, your Forum buddies can't save you. 7) Any Rookies out there (UgediBugedi)? This is your time to play the Legend, since I'll have time on vacation. Don't worry, it won't take long... 8) Finally, The HasBeens, WannaBees, NeverBeens, German Worshippers, & HistoryNuts - You know this crowd, the old men & sorry players: JerseyJohn, LesTheSarge (dude, I read your posts & get dumber), Curry, SeaMonkeySpank, etc. You know who you are... Bottom Line: Whoever wants to play the Legend, I finally have time. Make your appointment here, I will meet all requests on the Battlefield. I'll play any scenario, long as there is a bid, or I can pick sides. I can adjust my schedule to play starting December 20 (Day or Night). Post here for appointments or contact the Legend via ICQ. No PBEM, that's crap, I did that last Christmas, not this year. [uPDATED] Winning side bid is posted. Punk'd by Rambo =============== ZappSweden (Dec. 17) (Axis 325:3250) F.Weiss ZappSweden (Dec. 18) (Allies 375:3750) F.Weiss ZappSweden (Dec. 19) (Allies 380:3800) F.Weiss WellDressedGent (Dec. 20) (Axis 150:1500)USA mod* WellDressedGent (Dec. 20) (Axis 200:2000)USA mod* Avatar (Dec. 22) (Axis 200:1600) F.Weiss Lucky Zebra (Dec.22) (Axis 200:2000) F.Weiss Brom a.k.a Dev0 (Dec.22) (Axis even) F.Weiss Condor (Dec. 24) (Allies 300:3000) F.Weiss ZappSweden (Dec. 24) (Axis 221:221:4420) F.Weiss Kuniworth (Dec. 25) (Allies 230:230:4600)F.Weiss DragonHeart (Dec. 25) (Axis 300:3000) F.Weiss WellDressedGent (Dec. 25) (Axis 335:3350)USA mod* *Your name could be next Those who have Punk'd Rambo =========================== Iron Ranger (Dec. 21) (Allies) 1942 Scenario ZappSweden (Dec. 22) (Axis 370:3700) F.Weiss ZappSweden (Dec. 22) (Allies 275:275:4315) F.Weiss Condor (Dec. 23) (Allies 300:3000) F.Weiss Condor (Dec. 23) (Allies 300:3000) F.Weiss Condor (Dec. 24) (Axis 360:3600) F.Weiss Condor (Dec. 24) (Allies 370:3700) F.Weiss Condor (Dec. 24) (Axis 400:4000) F.Weiss Condor (Dec. 25) (Axis 240:240:4800) F.Weiss DragonHeart (Dec. 26) (Axis 300:3000) F.Weiss This list is too big [ December 27, 2003, 04:25 PM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Anytime Rambo. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Ranger Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Bahh - we have a game in progress (1 month old by now), schedule a time with me to finish that first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonheart Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Not easy for me to find some time for SC in this period but if you beat Zapp i will find a time to play you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Trapp Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Comrade Trapp signs up to beat your punk ass down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Zapp just got punk'd. I'M BAD ASS ON VACATION! I'm the best in the United States, best in the World! Who's next? Make an appointment. I smell DragonHeart next, bring it on. I'm taking Rambo's Christmas/NewYear Punk'd 2004 Tour World Wide. I got a Swede, now I want a German & Russian. The Americans are a joke. IronRanger & C-Trapp are easy pickin's, a walk in the park. Hey Terif, where are you? I want you, quit hiding. You played SC for 6-straight months, must have had a jail sentence w/ a computer or something. Now, the American Cowboy Legend has time, meet me on the Battlefield. If you haven't tasted RACK, you sure haven't played Rambo. Rambo is Back, Rambo is 2nd to None, Rambo is Bad Ass. [ December 17, 2003, 01:01 PM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Yes, I agree. Rambo is highly motivated and has the patience for playing good SC (remember that a game sometimes take 20-50 hours!) when he has the time for it. Very few ppl can play 40 hours a day (full time) and be fully focused. This is like the heavyweight division in boxing. Everyone can be knocked out. Every guy hits hard so if you get caught with a hard clean shot on the chin you bite the dust. In SC and boxing, you can do a perfect game and just make one bad move and YOU ARE OUT! Hehe, so in the rematch expect me to stick & move, stick & move i.e staying away from the Sledge hammer he uses for attack. [ December 17, 2003, 02:15 PM: Message edited by: zappsweden ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zappsweden Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Iron Ranger. Dragonheart. Do not waste ALL your energy reserves posting and reading the forum. Join the Winter Storm Tournament. You only need to lose 2 games before you are out Allies does LC gambit, SLAM! = Lost Axis fail LC turn two, SLAM! = Lost again. You are OUT! Does not sound like a huge commitment right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 IronRanger --- Lets play, when? Name it. Get ICQ or something. How about Yahoo.messenger? ZappSweden --- You're right about making just one bad move in a Superbout match. In our last game, I was out of position in the mid-game. I even had a bad kick-off Barbarossa. The major naval/air battle outside Brest was a turning point, along with the German counter in Romania. Once I survived that, the tide turned back to the Axis. [ December 17, 2003, 11:17 PM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonheart Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Hi Rambo, I dont´t have holiday like you. I have only free on 24,25,26 th Dec and 1 st Jan and these days i have to spent with my family. All other days i have to work and with 8 hours time diff impossible to play. But the weekend 27/28 is looking good for me.... But obviously you dont need me as you are looking for russians and germans...and i m neither of them By the way ...if you are the best of the world you should have a better statistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Ranger Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 IronRanger --- Lets play, when? Name it. Get ICQ or something. How about Yahoo.messenger? My plan was to head out to SD for 5 days of bird hunting this weekend but that might get canceled if so this weekend will be good, other with we will have to wait for next Sat morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curry Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Saluting Rambo, Uhmerikun! Go Get Um!!!!!!!!!!! Top Ten Signs that a redneck FROM IDAHO has been working on your computer..... 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is "Bubba". 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU. 3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. 2. The keyboard is painted in camoflague. And the number #1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on your computer is.... 1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter"..... (for more fun humor like this go to earlpitts.com) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 DragonHeart - Don't worry about what time it is here, I have day & night to TCB (take care of business). Since I'm on vacation, I'll play anytime you want. Just like when I waxed Terif on my last vacation...and now ZappSweden got a the first taste of My Punk'd 2004 world tour. Far as my stats...well, have you beat me? You're from Austria? That's cool, then I can cover all the Euro countries. Let me know D-Heart. I-Ranger - Once your done blasting away some birds, I'll be here to give you a reminder of who is the Best. Let me know the day, so I can play my Football watching & have cold brew in the fridge. Legend [ December 18, 2003, 09:07 AM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonheart Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Rambo i will contact you via mail or icq as soon as you have signed in to the PL .. so we can make our game (s) to a league game as well. The rules in the PL are quite different because the normal game consists of a mirrorgame without bid. But with me and with ppl which agree to the bidsystem you can still play in a way you are used to. I need to play you as i has to suck dry your knowledge, making me a super-SC-Gamer to beat Terif I consider to have our game on Friday 26th evening my time....so dont´t make an appointment for this time if you wanna play me. Details i will let you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 DragonHeart - Okay, the 26th sounds good. If it's your evening time, that's like Noon for me or something, you've got a game. Using Forum time is the easiest for me to understand or GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonheart Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 For any delay or for the exact time i will leave you a message in ICQ on the 26th or maybe earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binTravkin Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Well, I'm kinda like those "WannaBees" or "UgediBugedi" (nice nick, isn't? ), but hope u'll find fun to play wth me :cool: my icq:233045594 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted December 19, 2003 Author Share Posted December 19, 2003 On vacation, I'm the best SC-player in the World. It's that simple ladies. I don't give a crap who it is...Terif, ZappSweden, CodenameClone, DragonHeart, IronRanger, whoever. I don't care who you are, what your name is, where you live, or your strategy. Rambo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LEGEND [ December 19, 2003, 09:43 AM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted December 19, 2003 Author Share Posted December 19, 2003 binTravkin --- I will play you buddy, especially because you sound like binLaden. I'll add you to my ICQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 *** Bumped *** Added WellDressedGent's losses to the list in the first posting of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blashy Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Are you the only one who uses Air Craft carriers so extensively? They are so freaking expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted December 21, 2003 Author Share Posted December 21, 2003 Sometimes I use alot of carriers, sometimes I don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted December 22, 2003 Author Share Posted December 22, 2003 *** updated top post with totals: Iron Ranger (Allies) punk'd Rambo (Axis) in the 1942 Scenario. [ December 21, 2003, 11:06 PM: Message edited by: jon_j_rambo ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted December 22, 2003 Author Share Posted December 22, 2003 *** updated early morning December 22. Rambo punk'd Avatar in Fall Weiss. Axis (200:1600) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_j_rambo Posted December 22, 2003 Author Share Posted December 22, 2003 *** update December 22 Rambo punk'd quickly BlueJay...aka C.Rice & the famous Lucky Zebra. I had Axis (200:2000), France got slaughtered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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