Col Deadmarsh Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 And if there is, will it be an updated version... ------------------ Youth is wasted on the young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von shrad Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 F**k with me and you will find out. Actually, in hell there will be CM but no keyboard. You will be forced to watch the Game intro for eternity with the sounds of Rosie O'Donnell grazing in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 Well St. Peter may have a problem with those CGI Nazis. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wie201 Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 I believe Reverend Jerry Falwell, when asked, said that there was no sex in Heaven. No sex and no CM. Oh, why bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louie the Toad Posted February 3, 2001 Share Posted February 3, 2001 If there's no CM? Then it can't be heaven. ------------------ "Too much of a good thing... is wonderful." -- Mae West Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Deadmarsh Posted February 3, 2001 Author Share Posted February 3, 2001 Actually, in hell there will be CM but no keyboard. My belief is, in hell there will be CM, but you are forced to play as the Allies every time on a rural map with no hills and no Ubertanks at your disposal. ------------------ Youth is wasted on the young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riptides Posted February 5, 2001 Share Posted February 5, 2001 You have CM now? Your in heaven. Wake up! -Mike Z. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gremlin Posted February 5, 2001 Share Posted February 5, 2001 Riptides sounds like a Zen master ------------------ New to Combat Mission? Visit CM Boot Camp at Combat Missions for tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Michael emrys Posted February 6, 2001 Share Posted February 6, 2001 Why should you care? You're not getting in anyway. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnergoz Posted February 6, 2001 Share Posted February 6, 2001 And monitors are for sissies! Real men read blinking lights in machine language! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DraGoon Posted February 6, 2001 Share Posted February 6, 2001 Originally posted by Colonel_Deadmarsh: And if there is, will it be an updated version... It will be the Ultimate version. Having met all the important angels, and having discussed tactics with the great and good, You will be issued your own CM room. In this room you will have a huge screen on which you will be able to observe and command your real little units, each man or vehicle being shown to you in great individual detail in any view you desire. You will be able to call upon any unit you can imagine (or remember the name of). These units will be crewed from the hordes in the alternative afterlife, doomed to repeat agonising QBs (and Rune scenarios) time and again. You will recognise some of these units, for not all CM players will have been as fortunate as yourself. You may occasionaly spot the Peng unit, a particularly doomed little pool, changing Nationality every 25 or so games. Because of this, to help avoid confusion when they move out of line of site, you will see a little padlock sign indicating their last known location. Their one consistent attribute will be that they will be located on the bottom storey of the dark and damp light building on which the artillery has to fall. Whereas you will be able to hear the voices and commands of your other units very clearly, the Peng unit will be difficult to understand due to the high incidence of heavenly beeps over their speech. You may feel sorry for these poor little troopers but do not, for there is far worse. Unseen, the most horrible task is reserved for the poor group of unfortunates in the Logic unit. They must run and analyze every shot, they must spend endless hours in committee rooms discussing the dark secrets of many arcane arts. But worst of all, as soon as they finish they must start the same process all over again. When your battle is over, and you have won magnificently, (you always will), you will be able to go and speak with the Heavenly scenario and mod designers. They will arrange your next battle to suit your every request, Normandy - no problem, East Front - easy, Italy - immediately, The Desert - definately. You want your vehicles painted to suit your favourite unit? done as you request it. To round all of this off you will be able to go to a Grand Hall where the Four Great Game Engine Angels reside, {note: I may be pushing the realms of heavenly possibility a tad to include Matt in here, but WTH}, they will be glad to change any attribute of your heavenly CM experience to suit your every whim, they will always be able arrange a 'fix or somefink' for you. You need your gun teams to sprint? sure. Your crews need LMGs? OK. You need a Division of the rarest Super-Uber-Panzer-Truppen? Done. Having won your battle and ordered your Scenario, Unit, and Game Engine changes you will be able to return to your room for your next 'experience'. You can do this forever, you will not need to sleep, you don't have to stop to eat, the pets can let themselves out and your heavenly partner will come and lay by your side ensuring you have all the refreshments you may need to keep on top of your game. Ahhhh..... ***Reality Check*** Oh well time to wake up and get back to work. DG ------------------ CM Outpost [This message has been edited by DraGoon (edited 02-06-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mikey D Posted February 6, 2001 Share Posted February 6, 2001 No, in hell... and the PC will keep crashing every turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Panic Posted February 6, 2001 Share Posted February 6, 2001 I believe Reverend Jerry Falwell, when asked, said that there was no sex in Heaven. What a lousy salesman.... ------------------ Two Rules to Live By: 1. Never Get Out of the Boat. 2. Charlie Doesn't Surf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DraGoon Posted February 7, 2001 Share Posted February 7, 2001 Originally posted by wie201: I believe Reverend Jerry Falwell, when asked, said that there was no sex in Heaven. No sex and no CM. Oh, why bother. Gery Falywell, I remember her, wasn't she the Ginger one in the spice girls. DG ------------------ CM Outpost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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