Mace Posted July 11, 2001 Share Posted July 11, 2001 Since I was fortunate to witness the closure of our previous thread, I claim the right to commence the new one. The usual legal stuff: 1. Bugger Off. 2. If in doubt as to the meaning of Rule #1, then ... Bugger Off. 3. IF you're as thick as two planks of wood and like to throw ya' weight around, adhere to the following procedures: 4. Sound off like ya got a pair! No Wusses here. This is a place for insults, bile, threats, taunts and general mayhem. 5. Keep the language down a bit, we don't want to hear about your wedding tackle or favorite bedtime positions (leave it to the veterans, Bauhaus or myself): "More Class, Less Crass." 6. Pick someone specific and challenge them to a game. And read 4 above!!! And struth, mate, expect to have your lack of life, intelligence and ability torn asunder. 7. We don't give a rats at how good ya are at CM. just play by the rules, our rules, which are made up as we see fit. 8. Ahh, bugger, you should know the rest by now. Me beer's getting warm. 9. Roll out a keg, and fire up the barby, cause you're back in Oz now! Mace [ 07-11-2001: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted July 11, 2001 Share Posted July 11, 2001 Less crass? Shall I refrain to post till we're back to a Real Country then? You forgot one Rule by the way... We don't need YOU! We are self sufficient egoistical bastards and we do NOT fancy you coming and trying to blend in. We don't need SSNs. There is NO interrest in here about how you will close the SMG Gap (wasn't that the Fulda gap initially?). We don't need national modifiers since we already know that Finns are crossbreeded and Ozzers are crossdressers. We don't need MACE to start Threads with stupid governement payroll titles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jev.Dk Posted July 11, 2001 Share Posted July 11, 2001 Oh and mace....im still pissed of at you for leaving me like that. With my arms full of wool and 2 cute little lambs to raise on my own. Shame on you!!! And YES we dont need you. PS : And where is that red dress you borrowed from me?? Just admit it, red doesen suit you!!! Jev aka Fluffy the Sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 11, 2001 Author Share Posted July 11, 2001 Prove it! Where's the DNA samples? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 11, 2001 Share Posted July 11, 2001 Much as I find those of you from Oz to be swine, you did come up with a better title than that gull winged idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted July 11, 2001 Share Posted July 11, 2001 There are now three Peng threads. Voice of James Earl Jones: There can be only one! So two must die. Which ones? This one dies due to failure to comply with the secret rules pertaining to the enummeration of "the rules". Deputy Moderator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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