von shrad Posted March 7, 2000 Share Posted March 7, 2000 Yes SS_PL, you little run-away juvenile. How dare you demand a new turn from Mrs.Peng when you STILL have not sent me my turn. You have been away for a month and now that you have returned, I have sent several E's asking you to FINISH WHAT YOU HAVE STARTED! *unsnapping holster* Do you know the penalty for desertion? This is your last chance to redeem yourself,SS-Schutze Panzerleader. Fail again and being sent to an East Front penal unit will be a vacation compared to what I have instore for you. Now get out of my sight, you are corrupting the air with a foul smell of cowardly fear. *wiping the spittle from lips* 'Escort this man to the front. If he gives you any problems, hang him as a warning to any of his traitor kind. _________________________________________ *coming to attention and feeling even more secure in their superiors competance* "Alright you magot,you heard Obergruppenfuher von Shrad. Come with us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted March 7, 2000 Share Posted March 7, 2000 Patience my son, it does not matter if SS or Peng decide that in order to feign defeat one day longer. You will gain your victories over these two sloths in a matter of time. As a punishment, demand that they finish these games EVEN IF the Gold version is released when you are still half way through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von shrad Posted March 7, 2000 Share Posted March 7, 2000 On 3-7-2000 Major Tom refered to Peng and SS_PL as 'Sloths' ROFLMAO that is frickin hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von shrad Posted March 7, 2000 Share Posted March 7, 2000 sorry,double post...damn itchy trigger finger [This message has been edited by von shrad (edited 03-07-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted March 8, 2000 Author Share Posted March 8, 2000 Von Schredded. some of my best friends are sloths. you got something against sloths? you think sloths are funny? like they are your personal clowns or something? you got no RESPECT for sloths? I know one big mutha three toed sloth that will infest you with body vermin of a thousand kinds in a minute, man, so just watch with the rollin around laffin riot stuff about my sloth pals. got it? Peng oh yeah almost forgot. agree 100% about the rat bastard sissyboy pantyeater. he's got gonads the size of cincinatti demanding anything from anyone around here. [ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: MrPeng ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted March 8, 2000 Share Posted March 8, 2000 LMAO.... Peng. I really love reading your post. But I feel it is my duty to tell you. "you are in dire need of medication!" prozak, buspar, thorzine, ect.... just take several of each and watch some cartoons.. someone will be by shortly to help. Lorak ------------------ ------------------------- This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. Without my rifle I am useless. Without me, my rifle is useless... http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/combatmissionclub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von shrad Posted March 10, 2000 Share Posted March 10, 2000 Still no word from SS-Gamequitter. I have deleted our game you yellow-bellied coward. Thanks for wasting my time up through 31 turns. You are not worthy!!! Advice to any who might play this person: DONT I am joining the ranks with Elvis and have taken this clown off my PBEM list. Peng, I am sure you love sloths, sheep, and other barnyard animals. Who am I to judge? FYI,I hear Pet-a-rama has a sale on gerbils so you can replace the..err..lost...ones. [This message has been edited by von shrad (edited 03-09-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted March 10, 2000 Share Posted March 10, 2000 Von Shrad, do you really want to be like Elvis? Give SuperSloth_Playsseldomly another chance. I am not harassing Mr.Ping, and he occasionally drops a PBEM by. One day, when you are on your death bed 80 years from now, you might get that special turn 32, or, you might even get the full version of CM! [This message has been edited by Major Tom (edited 03-09-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen. Sosaboski Posted March 10, 2000 Share Posted March 10, 2000 ROFLMAO! Frickin' hilarious ------------------ Sosabowski, 1st Pol. Abn. Yes, I know my name is spelled wrong as a member! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS_PanzerLeader Posted March 10, 2000 Share Posted March 10, 2000 Von Schmutt How dare you insult your superior officers!! I will be sending you to the russian front to play CC4 until your eyes bleed for this insolence I have emailed all my opponents that had turns in my email -- I didnt have one from you - or I dled it and then it got wiped with my HD formtting. So quit belly aching and mail me the turn and I will continue to pummel you int to oblivion PS all in fun PEnG you pansyassed bootlicking snakecharmer where the hell is my next turn what is this crap?? Quit scratching your festering hemahrroids and mail me the turn And tell that sissy Elviralinfection to surrender cause he's getting spanked (oops wrong choice of words for you calm down) ------------------ SS_PanzerLeader.......out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 11, 2000 Share Posted March 11, 2000 PENG... TURN... NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted March 11, 2000 Author Share Posted March 11, 2000 HEY BERLI!!! HEY MADGE!!! are you guys in some gigantic hurry to finish me off? Tommyboy, I may be slow but at least I don't take 3 weeks to send a turn like some SS_PANSYTWEETER. and Bleighchtinggeningennen, at the post time for your all caps dog-calling thingy i still happened to to be slaving merrily away at my place of employment. The Dinner rush at the mall McDonalds can be pretty damn violent. You are probably the type that curses the fry master if the pom frit are not all perfectly aligned in the little paper tray, no? well let me tell you buster that this time the man hollering got a face full of hot fat. OH my god it was a thing of rare beauty and horror. Where was I? uh, PBEM opponents? yup. games are in the mail. What the HELL do you people do all day anyway? Terribly sorry but I live in EST in the USA and around here we work during the day (some of us a really horrible number of hours) and then we go home and beat our children and wives until we have been properly fed, and then we put them all to bed so we can play on the computer. Some nights we must take longer than expected to beat the spousal units and offspring into quiet submission, and some nights they refuse to submit. last night was such a night and I had no choice but to avoid the computer. SO. PISS OFF. Peng out [ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: MrPeng ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 11, 2000 Share Posted March 11, 2000 Peng... dude... get a job that lets you play at work. I can't believe that Micky-D's you work at doesn't have a T1. Besides, the last e-mail I got from you lead me to hope I had a 4 turn victory... can't blame me for being impatient to see it confirmed No, Peng didn't surrender... the heartless bastard wants me to kill his few remnants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted March 11, 2000 Share Posted March 11, 2000 Peng the Merciless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted March 11, 2000 Author Share Posted March 11, 2000 It is true. I am heartless and I have no mercy. It does not appear in my user profile but I think I have mentioned elsewhere that I am a Pod. Pods are not human. Sometimes we like to help the humans, but mostly we just like to irritate them. We especially like to send countless numbers of 3D animated humans to flaming deaths, both the enemy and our own. It is the one thing in life that gives us pleasure (other than substance abuse, spousal abuse, self abuse and rodent abuse {DIE, MICKEY MOUSE, DIE!}) OK 4 things give a Pod pleasure, and maybe watching a little TV now and then and sometimes a nice walk in the woods...6 things. Oh, and Dark Chocolate Cheese cake!!! 7 things!!! there are Seven Things that make a POD HAPPY!!! And when your youngest is finally toilet trained! That's great. Yeah, No MORE DIAPERS! THAT MAKES PODS HAPPY!!! AH AH AH HA HA HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE OH I'M SOOOOO HAPPPPYYYYYYY!!!! Peng out ------------------ Peng sez "die a lot now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 11, 2000 Share Posted March 11, 2000 The "pod" hasn't been taking his meds again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom Posted March 11, 2000 Share Posted March 11, 2000 Peng, you are giving yourself too much credit claiming to be a pod. Pod people don't complain about the sucky poddy life they have in order to shirk responsibility of their PBEM games. Pod people have class, Peng people, on the other hand, like to bury themselves in soiled diapers to hide from military disgrace. At least SS_Pantywearer's excuse involves trying to expand his mind at Clown College. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted March 12, 2000 Share Posted March 12, 2000 I can vouch for the fact that Peng is a POD. Not a very good one mind you but a POD nonetheless. A quailty POD for instance would prefer a regular chocolate cheese cake to a dark chocolate version. Also, my experience with PODs is that they like thier PODETTEs to not be potty trained. As evidence I give you the fact that Peng is an unpotty trained POD who wallows in his own excrement and seems to enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted March 12, 2000 Share Posted March 12, 2000 Is there going to be an AAR on Berli vs. Peng? ------------------ Always with the negative waves, Moriarty, always with the negative waves — Oddball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted March 12, 2000 Author Share Posted March 12, 2000 AAR for Peng V. Berlichtnightsnegnebhegnsiugnsg: B kicked P's ass pretty bad for almost the entire game except for the part where he didn't. And then he (berlicthnegnstngengbe) kicked Peng's ass some more until he (Peng) sent an email that said "UNCLE" ( although that email has not been sent yet) and then it was over and everyone had a good laugh at Peng's expense. Of course Peng enjoyed a bit of a chuckle too; being a Pod and all... How's that for an AAR, Mory, you putz? Or would you like gorey details about how my life's blood poured out on German soil and my intestines disgorged thier contents after being torn open by murderous HE shells and the hot metal fragments of AP grenades and the screaming and the stench of soiled shorts and the horror of it all. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? OK. tell em berli. I am just about dead so i don't have the energy. Peng ------------------ Peng sez "die a lot now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted March 12, 2000 Share Posted March 12, 2000 From BerlIves: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Peng... dude... get a job that lets you play at work.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, I think if I whip one more person's ass at the NW Herald in a PBEM they are gonna give me stock in the paper, or at least a regular column. Peng, you should come work for me as I have a fast LAN and could use the obvious skills of a POD such as yourself in sorting and profiling various forms of excrement. Goannas at play. ------------------ desert rat wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted March 13, 2000 Share Posted March 13, 2000 Just one question, MrPeng of the disgorged intestines: What did you have for dinner? And as for you, Goanna, it ain't over yet and until it is blah, blah, blah. ------------------ Always with the negative waves, Moriarty, always with the negative waves — Oddball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 14, 2000 Share Posted March 14, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Yeah, I think if I whip one more person's ass at the NW Herald in a PBEM they are gonna give me stock in the paper, or at least a regular column.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, y'all got one more ta wup on. He hasn't reared his ugly little head yet, but maybe you can scare him out from the rock he's hiding under Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 14, 2000 Share Posted March 14, 2000 Hmmm, now that I think of it, he has refused to join the von Berli school of lizard bashing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Thiel Posted March 14, 2000 Share Posted March 14, 2000 Well, I am sure if there is anyone left at the Herald who hasn't played PBEM yet it is probably some IT propeller head who is still studying the manual. He (or she) should realise that the only way to learn is to choke on all the smoke SS-Uberrauchenfuhrer Berli throws around and wade throught the Moriarty body-wave assaults. Then (and only then) will they be able to differentiate themselves from the semi-intelligent protoplasm who can only beat up on the big girls blouse that is the AI in the beta demo. carpe diem Heraldites! ------------------ Men make wars. Boys fight them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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