Jammersix

I think Sublime put up a thread of screenshots. I suppose my comments won't make any sense unless you're looking at the map. Enemy air continues to plague us. Speaking of young whippersnappers, my youngest platoon leader, fresh out of West Point, tells me that "Charley Tango Mike" is no longer up to date, and has been replaced by "Charley Mike". Young punk... Charley Tango Mike.

All organized resistance next the river has ceased. Patrols are encountering small pockets of unorganized resistance. Enemy infantry is attacking piecemeal from the west. The north road junction is back in Russian hands. Charley Tango Mike.

I think we need medics.

Tank crew? What do you mean you're a tank crew? Where's your tank?

Old age and treachery will overcome youth, strength and skill every time. Edit to add: I agree. I don't care about winning or losing, this is a lot more fun than playing the computer.

Okay, we're moving out. Someone make sure both squads know.

The sad part of that statement is that he's probably talking about my Super Stealth Ninja Scouts.

Before I open these shots, does that mean I'm not supposed to look at them until after the game? If so, I won't, of course.

Voloske is ours. All organized enemy resistance in and around the objective area in Voloske has ceased. Casualties are heavy. Sporadic small arms fire. Enemy air cover overhead. Charley Tango Mike.

Somebody order that driver to get his Bradley out of the river.

I'll have to figure out how to take screen shots. Then I'll have to figure out which ones to post that won't give away intelligence. Then I'll post the wrong ones. I may wait until after the game, and take a series, because intelligence won't matter then.

Team Alpha as reached the river, and is overrunning enemy mortars. Three Tangos are dead, BOLO one more.

The leading elements of Team Alpha have reached the outskirts of Voloske. Release the reserves.

Notes to self: Bring anti-air. Bring scouts. Bring backup UAVs. Forget the snipers. Forget the breach teams. Fire stops coming from the building when it collapses. No, I'm not going to rescue you. Sublime likes armor, but he likes infantry more. A lot more. Don't ignore spotting rounds. Really.

Whoa. Dude. What was that? What did you do? Did you drive over one of your own AT mines?

Team Alpha has a breakthrough. Tell the reserves to start their engines.

I'll stop as a favor to you, Sublime. They've never been "good" to me, and I've never cared about his mood. He's in our thread about our game, rather than where he should be about his issue. Now someone get over to second platoon and fix their radios.

Steve, have a seat. You're not helping.

But I will try to find out.

No, sir, I do not know what happened to either second or third platoon.

Fix this radio! No one is answering!

Well, now I have fewer vehicles to deal with each turn...

"If there's a real problem, blame the customer."

Good god, man, how many tanks do you have?! {Jammer's First Sergeant leans over, covers his mouth, and whispers discreetly in Jammer's ear.} Oh. Good god, man, how many RPGs do you have?!

p.s. I've been meaning to say that that's the sweetest kid I've seen in a long time.