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Why wouldn't you be Belgian? You have all the required traits.What gave you the impression that i was belgian you english twit? Make yourself useful for once and send me my turns so that i can continue shelling and slaughtering your fleet of T-26's.Plus you’ve stated your location as Belgium on your profile.
I'd almost forgotten about that frigging turkey shoot that you've called a 'scenario'. Perhaps it should more accurately be called 'sticky's wet dream'.
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The level of victory is determined by a ratio of points gained versus points lost.
You must’ve lost more points than gained.
Next time remember this when calculating whether to go for an objective.
For instance if you lose five tanks & a infantry platoon taking a 100 point objective you’re going to lose the battle.
Count objectives as bonus points that help sweeten the ‘inevitable’ losses an attacker will suffer when he attempts to destroy the enemy.
[ October 29, 2004, 09:01 AM: Message edited by: 37mm ]
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Anybody taken a JPEG of this phenomenon?
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I'll make sure you burn in hell for that you little punctured condom. By jove you will pay!Originally posted by stikkypixie:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm:
Has anyone seen Dim the usurpers new challenge thread?
Also is it just me or is Dim just stickypiss in disguise?
Seanachai will be envious cause you just made yourself a mortal enemy *insert dramatic evil music here* </font>
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Has anyone seen Dim the usurpers new challenge thread?
Also is it just me or is Dim just stickypiss in disguise?
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Niadan1 wrote...
Its E. coli loserA state which you have already achieved, however since your brain is still partially alive in the e.Coli medium, it hasn't dawned on you yet.Mace wrote...
Hey it was a slow dayYou don't have much of a life, do you?
What an improvement from the constantly gnawing feeling of inadequacy you usually suffer from?I will give you that.The way you make the rest of us look 'god like and omnipotent' in comparison to your meagre self can be perceived as an improvement.
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This old thread is six days newer than the other one... one day I know I'll eventually reach your level of greatness Nidan1*.
Boo I thank you for raising me to serfdom it’s the greatest thing that’s happened to me all day but hardly comes as a surprise considering the instant improvements I’ve made to the place.
Stickypisses promotion put a dampener on the day though.
*Probably the day my heart stops beating & my brain starts to rot.
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The worlds greatest Texan typed...
If Boo wishes to get himself in my good books then why not let him?Oh I think that would be a rash move, a premature elevation if you will Boo Radley ... as I pointed out previously in this very thread:
I'm not surprised you took my post literally for when the Peng challenge is awash with such subtle creatures as Noba one could come to expect only to be bombarded with blunt inanity.Kindness, charity, human decency? Do we really want THAT TYPE around here? Let's give the lad some time to mature, to learn what it MEANS to be a CessPooler and then, perhaps, you can recommend that he be made a Serf ... yes, yes, you'll have rights to Prime Nocte as well.It will surprise you however if I point out that the offending post was but a smokescreen, a ruse 'if you will'. While I fooled the masses* into believing I was being nice & charitable I infact unleashed painful barbs hidden within my honey coated words.
*Not the most difficult of tasks I admit
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Originally posted by MrSpkr:
Did I hear right? A lawyer asking for honesty!Be honest, dalem. You've never kissed a real girl, have you?[Anyone know any good lawyer jokes?
Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.
Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Q: In a perfect world, what question would a lawyer ask of clients?
A: "Do you want fries with that?"
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No offense, Lady Sedai, but have you taken a good look at what they have handed us as newbies lately? ... I thought not. Go ahead then, take a closer look. (Watch where you step though.)Originally posted by Papa Khann:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai:
*sheesh!*
Can't you guys teach the newbies properly?
Now I ask you, who on God's green earth could manage anything of note with these tossers? Why, I'd wager that my cat could cough up something more suited to bettering itself than this lot.
Papa </font>
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Wtf!?!...unlike Nidan1, who isn't cultured at all.An Australian saying Nidan1 isn’t cultured is like Zed* complaining about Dubya’s elocution.
I'm suprised Mace is even capable of typing usually doesn't he just whittle away his time piss ass drunk & sitting on his dunny?
*(from police academy 2)
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Nidan1 if you didn't spend all your spare time working out ways of appearing even more stupid (surely it must be a deliberate attempt to underplay yourself) & actually read once in a while you would know that bloomers & chickens are saturated with all kinds of nasty things & not just E.coli.Scientifically speaking....how does one culture E.coli?....do you leave your bloomers on the counter for a few days, and then scrape it off?Do you cut up a whole chicken and stuff the parts under your pillow for a fortnight?
Tell us man....we want to know!!!!
E.coli is cultured from, well from other E.coli which are cultured from other E.coli which are cultured from other E.coli…. & on & on forever & ever & ever.
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You know there is a reason why we sent you lot to the other side of the Earth.So....E.coli giving you the sh*ts? -
Now I may have spent too much time in the lab cloning DNA, culturing E.coli, studying the life cycle of stickypiss, culturing E.coli, testing the density of Lars, culturing E.coli, dreaming about when this will all end & culturing E.coli so please forgive me if I seem a little lacking in knowledge of the outside world.And 33m&ms: Quit bolding EVERY name in the Peng, dear. It's sooooo gauche. Only the ladies and the kinnnnnigggits get bolded, you ninny.*sheesh!*
Can't you guys teach the newbies properly? And don't look at ME! I'M not getting sucked into trying to teach manners to ANY of you lot. The effort would be sorely wasted.
Only thing worse would be trying to teach those boys in the Waffle House thread to behave or sumfink.
But how exactly am I meant to know whom is a knight & whom is not when no-one acts with any shred of dignity & very few 'people' have titles (& those that do have ridiculously long winded ones that completely fail to hide the inadequacy of the owner)?
I would like to know a little bit more about this waffle thread how did it come along, is it a bastard of the Peng challenge, did any ancient prophecies foretell of the two threads, can you both be a Waffler & a Peng challenger? What tragedies drive a human to denounce his species & become a Waffler?
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Boo you are a total joke (not a funny joke I mean the kind of joke that comes from Joe Shaw the worlds greatest Texan).
I'm going to spell this out for you real simple like...
Ninja's suck ass.
Pirates kick ass.
Only a buffoon who spends most of his time courting fleas would even consider* merging ninja's & pirates together.
*Okay perhaps an idiot like nightwatch would also consider it
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I think Dim really has a point here. How many times have we just wanted to send viruses & foul mouthed death threats to one another (and especially to stickypiss)?Tsk Tsk friends, let's make a concerted effort to turn over a new leaf for the better of this wonderful community!How much time do you ‘people’ spend festering in your empty, filthy apartments, the pointlessness of your existences forgotten, at least for a little while, thanks to those bottles of Vodka?
How often when confronted with the relentless drool that oozes out of creatures like dalem do we just turn away, perhaps even mock?
There is another way.
I think we should start helping each other, let us support the dregs of humanity that we find in this place not add to their torment. This place could be a little like those AA meetings which although they give Australians nightmares can actually help.
Together let’s make the Peng challenge world renowned as a centre of kindness, charity & human decency*.
*(admittedly that’ll probably mean we have to ban lawyers from posting here but who’s really going to miss Mrspkr anyway?).
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Perhaps the God of CMBB struck you down for playing sinfully (admit it were you being gamey at the time?).
Or you might have turned the penetration messages off by accident?
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Thanks Dalem, I for one support your decision to be honest they’re far too many filthy liars here & its good to know someone can be honest & open about these thingsYou know, there are times when a clay plug coated in vaseline really comes in handy.*cough* slugforbrains *cough*
Boo you greatly disappointing individual do you like the scenario I sent you?
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Boo the Radical wrote...
Wee bit giddy?Well, someone certainly is acting a wee bit giddy today, aren't they?And what is the reason for all this jockularity?
Has 72dpi finally finished his sputum collecting for the week?
Discovered something new and fascinating about bivalents, chromatids and chiasmata that only he and some other pencil-necked geeks will ever care about?
Finally scraped up enough money from his night job as bouncer at the inter-urban chess club to be able to buy the remaining two pieces to complete his set of Rob and Laura Petri dishes?
Perhaps you better have yourself a good lie-down before you come all over feverish. It's not good to excite yourself.
Probably why you became a biologist in the first place.
A bouncer at the inter-urban chess club?
Rob and Laura Petri dishes?
What is going on in that bat cave you call a skull?
I merely noted that your friend stickypiss respected you it was a perfectly, calm & rational post (like all of them).
What do I get in return?
The depraved ramblings of a fool ludicrous enough to use the word jocularity & spell it wrong!
I love how bivalents, chromatids and chiasmata are in alphabetical order. What’s up did the online biological dictionary not go past C?
I’ll consider sending you a setup as clearly if even Mrspkr can beat you then you’re about as talented as General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett & need some practice.
PS
How did you know I’d been collecting sputum?
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Ooh I'm sure Boo is going to love a smiley from stickypissWell done little Boo, you've earned a smileyI suspect it'll be like a dream come true.
"Oh finally I have somebody who respects me" Radley will say
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You know technically colder areas should favour larger people but isn’t Texas the fattest, most obese, most disgustingly greedy place on Earth?I see I was wrong. Of course it was probably too much to expect that someone from ManySoda would understand feelings ... since the feeling is starting to be leeched from their extremities by the oncoming winter.Oh well at least Texas has fine wildlife
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Hah the parasites are as unpredictable as an Australian without a beer.Now as for Mr.Radley, what happend there was I merely stream-lined his last name as this thread apeared loose and care free at first glance.One minute they’ll create posts with nothing but mmmmppphhhh or gggggrrrraaaaahhhhhhggggg.
The next they’ll pick you up on forgetting to put a full stop after TV(.).
Try not to worry too much though 'Dim the Enchanter' for one day I may forgive them for their many sins.
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I think the first pages of this most recent thread show quite clearly that some ‘new blood’ was desperately needed.
What with dalem & Berlichtingen competing for the most inane & indecipherable comments ever & Nidan1 claiming he is a knight I think I’m going to have to start calling myself the...
‘Messiah of the Peng Challenge'
I’m the modest son who saved (or at least tried to save) all from certain decomposition in the ooze…
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Nidan1 you disgusting Phasmarhabditis hermaphrodita I have had enough of you & your ridiculous swooning & brown nosing whenever Sticklepiss is around… it’s revolting, ridiculous & never going to happen.
If you want to package off my intestines to Boo Radley as an experiment then first you should consider if your test can be replicated.
You’ll need to clone me first & then extract the intestines from my identical offspring.
When you’ve removed yourself from whichever god forsaken hole you fester in for most of the day please send me a set up.
You can then enjoy the same fate as lover boy, for he’s about to start throwing himself against my wretched Romanian line (the only advantage they possess is having a commander who doesn’t drool over the keyboard but it should be enough) and of the Tasmanian (If he ever raises enough money to get onto the internet again).
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