Aces_and_8's

AAAAH! Govenment service. 4 days to do nothing but lie about. Lessee, my Honey-Doo list and at the very top...Laundry. Hah!

It took two hours to tell you that you're broke and will be living the remainder of your sad life out in a cardboard box??? Sheesh.

Oh...well then. Break a leg. No, really, break one (two being optimal, but one acceptable)...please!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Happy Birthday to Boo...Cha, cha, cha Happy Birthday to Boo...Cha, cha, cha <font size=+3>HE SMELLS LIKE A MOOONKEEEEEEY!<font> He looks like one too... TA DAAAAAAA!

Its 2300 here on the East Coast of the good ol U S of A, and strangely, my inbox is empty... MAAAGGGOOOOTTTT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Hmmm...Hmmm...Hmmm...Lessee *Puts on lab coat and begins scribbling furiously* Lawyer x Bad publicity=??? - Now we assign a value of 0 to the lawyer (as we all know they are universally 0's; think its a law or somefink) - Now assign a...uhm...-6000 to the value of bad publicity, I mean this is really bad...so bad its...er...super bad, or sad for short...yeah that's it! So: 0 x -6000 = Weeeel, imagine that...you're correct, no appreciable effect whatsoever, he's still a... zer<font size=+5>0</font> Amazing!

Hokay, if nothing else other than for the fact that your sig is a slam at the combat arm of decision, SEND ME A SETUP, MAGGOT! Crunch, crunch, crunch, what's that sound? Grunts in my sprockets goin' round and round. M60-A3, M1IP, M1A1, M1A1(HA) </font>

ATACMS, Kruuuuze Missile, ICBM, or orbital strike? *OOPS...Shouldnt have let the last one slip...Ho Hum...sooo many ppl, so little time*

GRARGRARGRAR GRAR GRAR GRRRRRR!!! <font size=+2>MAAAAAGGGGOOOOTTTSSSS!!!</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: Somebody send me a setup or I will send them one. All three puss-lickers I currently have PBEMS with, return turns slower than molasses running uphill on a cold winters morn. :mad: Yes!!! that includes you Mike or Commie Phallic Symbol or whatever other nomme de guerre you go by. :mad: And dont give me that crap about being a day ahead so I'm actually the one behind, it makes my head hurt working through the logic! BTW, I never realized shooting a MkII in the fender would result in a catastrophic kill. Fenders as a critical vulnerability was not in the feckin notes!!! I suppose though, that everything on the Mk II is wafer thin and prone to exploding spectacularly. :mad: :mad: :mad: BTW Kitty, hope mom gets to feeling better soonest.

I just used a Guv'mint car! *shrug* Mace </font>

*Drops Pack*... Whew, long walk.

<big><big>ZING!!!</BIG></BIG> You have wounded me, Sirrah! The dreaded "walking and chewing gum at the same time" insult leaves large scars! I had no idea your wit ran so deep! Long must you have toiled over the precise wording and punctuation to be sure your barb lodged securely and I was well fix'd upon the point! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........... </font>

"Spice for sale, Spice for sale, Come get your spice quick while it lasts...The young Atreides is about to screw it up for everyone"

I'm sorry, were you saying something? I dozed off right after you opened your mouth. But, being an officer, you're probably used to that. </font>

Comes from spending so much time in here trying to converse with the lichen-like SSN's we get. </font>

Looks like a Bison to me.

A bear and a shrubbery twit </font>

How bout Flee-di-Leez and pink bunny slippers?

Mike, ya gamey bastiche, picking on my poor little Mk IIs with T-34s...Uhp, what was that? A shadow passing overhead? Ask not for whom the <font size=+3>Stuka</font> <Font size=+3>tolls!!!</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

The Zook in all his Hanna Barbara late 70s crap animation glory

I wanna say WWI sounds awfully familiar, but dont quote me on that, I was asleep on my feet during most of the tour

There are lions on the Ishtar Gate of Babylon (or Nineveh maybe?). I think there was a reconstruction of the gate in Berlin before WWII. Perhaps your tour guide meant to say the Germans had reconstructed the Lion Gate rather than blown the face off the lion (which sounds like the story of the French and the Great Sphinx at Giza). </font>

Why sure you do...Official Seanachai Sidekick isnt it? You are Boo Boo to his Yogi, Gracey to his George, Costello to his Abbot, Godzookie to his Godzilla, etc...as a matter of fact, you should march over to his residence and demand payment for services as the straight man, or slightly bent man...Whatever the case may be. [ February 09, 2004, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: Aces_and_8's ]

Supposedly the Germans shot the face off the Lion of Babylon, least that's what the tour guide told us.

Ah...Maryland, my Maryland...a forsaken land with a fosaken people. Currently Ground Zero for the <Font size =+5> FINGER OF GOD! <Font> I think I shall put on my wet suit, flippers, snorkel, and mask, then go forth and chip a hole in the 4 foot high ice ring surrounding my Mustang, before it fills and drowns my baby.