Aces_and_8's

Mental midget wrestling???

Wally quit flappin your flippin gib and send the feckin file. We are one turn away from being through this debacle of monumental portions. Next time, Italians lead the way, maybe I can keep them in the fight longer then. :mad: :mad: :mad:

BTW, any of you other Maggots have an opening on your dance card? I'm down to 3 opponents (possibly 2 depending on whether Mike drank himself to death or not).

Wally, ya puss lickin idjit, I just saw your post. Know what killer, the hill is mine and you can't have it. The other 3...eh, not much I can do about those at this point, but this one is mine. Plink away as much as you like with your ineffectual 75mm pea shooter. Oh, and send more targets over the ridge, my boys are getting bored. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Hehe...and I thought my friend cutting his hair using a doorknob for a mirror was nutty. Doesnt even approach the level of idiocy above.

"For the record, its my call. Drop all remaining on my pos. I say again, drop all remaning on my pos. Its been a lovely feckin war ladies." Just say it in German, maybe that will make it better.

Waaaaallllllyyyyyyy !!! You gamey bastiche! :mad: :mad: :mad: Quit sending your crews over the hill as a screen. You're confusing my pixeltruppen and wasting my ammo. :mad: :mad: :mad:

What a grand and glorious day...by the way, a belated happy birthday YK2, hope the booze was flowin and many great presies were laid at your feet. Here's to a two day hangover *raises glass of locally procured rotgut* ...Today I got to visit my very good friends at the Traffic Management Office. In exactly one month all my trash will be Westward bound, followed by myself. 34 days folks, 34 days and I will be departing this hell-hole known as Frederick, MD winging my way to the great state of Calee-fourn-i-aaaaye. Maybe I will stop by the world's biggest ball of twine, maybe I will stop by the Fitzgerald Theater in St Paul to catch A Prairie Home Companion, maybe I will stop in Donner's Pass and regail my children with stories of cannabilism, feign an auto breakdown, and announce, "I'm sorry kids, but looks like you're the main course. No hard feelings, and dont worry, mom and I can always make more." The possibilities are limitless, except Ohio. Flat and featureless, much like Boo's brain, I think we will be skipping that state. Is it still a state, or has it reverted to territorial status? Its so hard to keep up with these things now-a-days. I get all warm and tingley just thinking about the upcoming road trip. Yes, the Aces' clan could be stopping soon at a town near you.

First was much more suspenseful; second they went a little more hack and slashish. Depending on the mood or phase of the moon, yeah, I can see JC1 being better...but than there is that giant harpoon gun on the back of a pickup...

LOL...loved JC2 better than JC1. Best scene was the guy yanked holding the flare, couple seconds go by, then you see only the flare come tumbling back to earth. Smiling ear to ear just thinking about it.

For a gnome? It's when somebody shoves a stick up your ***. </font>

GRARGRARGRARGRAR!!! Very big and forever, MAAAAAGGGGOOOOOTTTTT!!! :mad: Had to get that one out of my system. When I looked at it, I thought of the huge desert drawings that are claimed to have been inspired or created by the little green men. We now have the answer, its these giant cookie cutter looking thingies, get about a thousand guys together, yank it into position, push it over, and whoala! Instant desert drawing. Cant understand how the Paranormal community missed it. Bad day for the psychics I suppose. :mad:

For a gnome? It's when somebody shoves a stick up your ***. </font>

...or Weebles wobble

I think they float, kinda like Bumbles bounce.

You did specify to be placed behind your head? Would hate for something unfortunate to occur. Well, maybe not hate, more like hope or perhaps expect? Glad you're feeling better.

Talking about Hiram and breast feeding in the same sentence conjures up mental images best forgotten before therapy is necessary. Please refrain from such cruelty in future posts. </font>

Well, that depends on how easy the customs officials are now, dont it.

No...the hangover only took a day this time. Terrible waste of a good bottle of Port though, plus an extra $80 for the new keyboard. Remember kids, don't drink and type. I thought I was the poster child for that campaign, but my position apparently was usurped soon after. Go figure. I've been at the evasive driving course. It was a hoot. The bottles...hmmmm? Must be stuck in customs. If I were you, I'd march right down there and demand satisfaction, or the booze at least.

Weeeeeeeee!!!! I'm back and what a very exciting week I've had. See there's been a bit of excitement about these parts as well.

You want to walk naked in my bakyard

You want to walk naked in my bakyard

Would it matter much if I showed up as the 220lbs jerk, not you sturm. es I am afraid.

Would it matter much if I showed up as the 220lbs jerk, not you sturm. es I am afraid.

Sweet dreams