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Don't ask me where all the white space comes from... but it's a simple table. <TABLE> <TR> <TD></TD><TD>20 deg</TD><TD>25 deg</TD><TD>30 deg</TD><TD>35 deg</TD><TD>40 deg</TD><TD>45 deg</TD><TD>50 deg</TD><TD>55 deg</TD><TD>60 deg</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>10mm</TD><TD>11</TD><TD>12</TD><TD>12</TD><TD>13</TD><TD>14</TD><TD>15</TD><TD>17</TD><TD>19</TD><TD>22</TD></TD><TR><TD>15mm</TD><TD>16</TD><TD>17</TD><TD>19</TD><TD>20</TD><TD>21</TD><TD>23</TD><TD>25</TD><TD>28</TD><TD>32</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>20mm</TD><TD>22</TD><TD>23</TD><TD>25</TD><TD>26</TD><TD>28</TD><TD>30</TD><TD>34</TD><TD>37</TD><TD>43</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>25mm</TD><TD>27</TD><TD>29</TD><TD>31</TD><TD>33</TD><TD>35</TD><TD>38</TD><TD>42</TD><TD>47</TD><TD>54</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>30mm</TD><TD>32</TD><TD>35</TD><TD>37</TD><TD>40</TD><TD>42</TD><TD>46</TD><TD>50</TD><TD>56</TD><TD>65</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>35mm</TD><TD>38</TD><TD>41</TD><TD>43</TD><TD>46</TD><TD>49</TD><TD>53</TD><TD>59</TD><TD>65</TD><TD>75</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>40mm</TD><TD>43</TD><TD>46</TD><TD>50</TD><TD>53</TD><TD>56</TD><TD>61</TD><TD>67</TD><TD>75</TD><TD>86</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>45mm</TD><TD>49</TD><TD>52</TD><TD>56</TD><TD>59</TD><TD>63</TD><TD>68</TD><TD>76</TD><TD>84</TD><TD>96</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>50mm</TD><TD>54</TD><TD>58</TD><TD>62</TD><TD>66</TD><TD>71</TD><TD>76</TD><TD>84</TD><TD>94</TD><TD>108</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>55mm</TD><TD>59</TD><TD>64</TD><TD>68</TD><TD>73</TD><TD>78</TD><TD>84</TD><TD>92</TD><TD>103</TD><TD>118</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>60mm</TD><TD>65</TD><TD>70</TD><TD>74</TD><TD>79</TD><TD>85</TD><TD>91</TD><TD>101</TD><TD>112</TD><TD>129</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>65mm</TD><TD>70</TD><TD>75</TD><TD>81</TD><TD>86</TD><TD>92</TD><TD>99</TD><TD>109</TD><TD>122</TD><TD>140</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>70mm</TD><TD>76</TD><TD>81</TD><TD>87</TD><TD>92</TD><TD>99</TD><TD>106</TD><TD>118</TD><TD>131</TD><TD>151</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>75mm</TD><TD>81</TD><TD>87</TD><TD>93</TD><TD>99</TD><TD>106</TD><TD>114</TD><TD>126</TD><TD>140</TD><TD>161</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>80mm</TD><TD>86</TD><TD>93</TD><TD>99</TD><TD>106</TD><TD>113</TD><TD>122</TD><TD>134</TD><TD>150</TD><TD>172</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>85mm</TD><TD>92</TD><TD>99</TD><TD>105</TD><TD>112</TD><TD>120</TD><TD>129</TD><TD>143</TD><TD>159</TD><TD>183</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>90mm</TD><TD>97</TD><TD>104</TD><TD>112</TD><TD>119</TD><TD>127</TD><TD>137</TD><TD>151</TD><TD>168</TD><TD>193</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>95mm</TD><TD>103</TD><TD>110</TD><TD>118</TD><TD>125</TD><TD>134</TD><TD>144</TD><TD>160</TD><TD>178</TD><TD>204</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>100mm</TD><TD>108</TD><TD>116</TD><TD>124</TD><TD>132</TD><TD>141</TD><TD>152</TD><TD>168</TD><TD>187</TD><TD>215</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>105mm</TD><TD>113</TD><TD>122</TD><TD>130</TD><TD>139</TD><TD>148</TD><TD>160</TD><TD>176</TD><TD>196</TD><TD>226</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>110mm</TD><TD>119</TD><TD>128</TD><TD>136</TD><TD>145</TD><TD>155</TD><TD>167</TD><TD>185</TD><TD>206</TD><TD>237</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>115mm</TD><TD>124</TD><TD>133</TD><TD>143</TD><TD>152</TD><TD>162</TD><TD>175</TD><TD>193</TD><TD>215</TD><TD>247</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>120mm</TD><TD>130</TD><TD>139</TD><TD>149</TD><TD>158</TD><TD>169</TD><TD>182</TD><TD>202</TD><TD>224</TD><TD>258</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>130mm</TD><TD>140</TD><TD>151</TD><TD>161</TD><TD>172</TD><TD>183</TD><TD>198</TD><TD>218</TD><TD>243</TD><TD>280</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>140mm</TD><TD>151</TD><TD>162</TD><TD>174</TD><TD>185</TD><TD>197</TD><TD>213</TD><TD>235</TD><TD>262</TD><TD>301</TD> </TR><TR> <TD>150mm</TD><TD>162</TD><TD>174</TD><TD>186</TD><TD>198</TD><TD>212</TD><TD>228</TD><TD>252</TD><TD>281</TD><TD>323</TD> </TR> </TABLE> [ July 24, 2003, 09:05 AM: Message edited by: Mouse ]

Oh that one's simple... use the SU-76 to drive as far and as fast as possible in the other direction, while being careful to maintain cover between you and the KT.

Bah! Only at the office?!? You're a rank NoOb... Just wait 'till you are driving down the road and start picking out all the good hull-down positions off to the sides where you would lay waste to an armored column. Or walk through your city/town/hamlet, thinking how you would setup a defense, or practice block-busting. Then you will have learned...

Someone please tell Madmatt that, in photo #71, his purse does not go with his outfit...

You are all revolting... almost as revolting as Pondscum using some poor armored car as his recon force... Pondscum, send that turn back quickly, for I long to see that vehicle turned into a burning hulk quickly. Methinks (gawd, now I'm talking like Sean-a-whatever...) my mousentruppen have snuck for too long... Cry havoc, and let loose the mice of war! (after a short break for nibbling a good Bleu...) [ July 02, 2003, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: Mouse ]

Gamey updates Pondscum must be hiding in caves somewhere, 'cause his Russkies haven't peeked out to have their heads shot off yet, although this Mouse's nose did pick up the faint smell of exhaust, and his ears heard the sound of some light armor creeping around. Soon enough... soon enough the fur will start to fly. [ July 02, 2003, 09:46 AM: Message edited by: Mouse ]

Except dingoes are smart enough to lift a leg without falling over. </font>

I beleive that Herr Burst-bubble was making a reference to popular culture, not that you would know much about either of those two words. And I wouldn't join any shaving house no matter who told me too. We mice are much too fond of our fur... [edit] Oh, and Pondscum, where's my turn? The AAR thus far is inconsequential. It's an ME, computer-picked infantry, clear weather, hilly terrain. And I do mean hilly. My loyal mousentruppen are so peeved at being told to climb hills that they are looking for the nearest Russians, Julie Andrews, or other vonTrapp family members to shoot on sight. [ July 01, 2003, 07:36 AM: Message edited by: Mouse ]

Nyeah, nyeah, nyeah... whiner (not worth quoting even). But I have bigger catfish to fry. Miss Kitty, I, the one and only Mouse, call you out! Snack indeed! Out from the Longbranch Saloon, complete with your petticoats and feathered hat, clad in your Sunday-best, for a real knock-down, drag-out Tom-and-Jerry-style battle of CMBB. So let it be known. I'll wager you a wedge of good Swiss against a box of Friskies that this Jerry will whomp your Tom once and for all! So take that! you ferocious feline!

'Cause he was sittin' at my machine. Sandwiches were good, the beer was better. But he's a gamey bastard when he plays, or maybe it was just the beer... </font>

This is the one and only chance for free beer in Northern virginia. Yes, Mouse is buying the first $30 worth of pitchers and Jaeger (with any luck the beer won't be domestic crap). The time and place will be tomorrow... er, later today at 1900 hours (that's 7:00pm for most of you Cesspoolers), Glory Days at PanAm shopping center, Fairfax, VA. Who is this Mouse (bolded 'cause I'm buying)? Well, he'l be the one wearing the BB-38 cap in navy blue, and willing, God help him (I know better than to ask Berli) to meet any Cesspoolers, or other normal CMBO/CMBB players in the area. If no-one shows, well, Mouse will be quite drunk on $30 worth of brew. So, be there or be square... or Be there or B-52... or well, just be there.

<h1>Gits!!!</h1> Yeah, you heard right... This is the one and only chance for free beer in Northern virginia. Yes, Mouse is buying the first $30 worth of pitchers and Jaeger (with any luck the beer won't be domestic crap). The time and place will be tomorrow... er, later today at 1900 hours (that's 7:00pm for most of you 'poolers), Glory Days at PanAm shopping center, Fairfax, VA. Who is this Mouse (bolded 'cause I'm buying)? Well, he'l be the one wearing the BB-38 cap in navy blue, and willing, God help him (I know better than to ask Berli) to meet any Cesspoolers, or other normal CMBO/CMBB players in the area. If no-one shows, well, Mouse will be quite drunk on $30 worth of brew. So, be there or be square... or Be there or B-52... or well, just be there. [ June 28, 2003, 01:52 AM: Message edited by: Mouse ]

CMBO CMBB IL2 & IL2 Forgotten Battles Diablo II expansion. Used to fly Descent, and Descent II something fierce a couple of years ago. To the point where the whole group at work knew that Fridays, starting at 4:30pm, network performance was gonna suck because of all of us flying (about 4-6 regulars), and conference called together for appropriate jeering and abuse while flying.

Hrmmm... using that poor MkII as bait without covering fire? I think I'd try to suppress the nearest (left) section of the treeline. Smoke the center to hopefully reduce flanking fire. Then get some troops out to that ravine to provide closer supporting fire and overwatch for the next crew which would hopefully make the treeline. Trying to tease the defense, you still aren't taking the initiative, and 700-800 meters is a long way. Your firebase units are going to weigh threat to themselves, range to target, likelihood of kill, and ammo situation. Remember, for the TacAI, if it doesn't think it can kill, it won't shoot. Suppressive fire or interdiction fire is a manual process. My own $0.02.

Sailing on an 11-meter... Ahh, summertime and what it does to young college-age girls. The sun was out and we ran up the S.U.Y.T. banner. Happily, some of them actually complied.. :eek:

*whiskers twitching* Err, hello??? Can I interest you in, perhaps, some cheese?

Let's see - you had 23 tanks and a wide-open steppe to advance across, while I had an infantry company and two AT guns with less than 23 rounds of AP ammo between them. You could have just set up a group move order on turn 1, hit Go every time, and you'd have a guaranteed win. And yet you quit. In other words, what we have here is yet another glorious victory for the forces of persiflage. Mon petite general would be proud of me, if the useless bugger wasn't so scared of CMBB. </font>

Well, THAT was an absolute snooze-fest... The first battle between PondScum and Mouse ended in a........ nap. So, new battle. Other than 1000pts & medium quality Infantry, the Fates have selected the weather, terrain, forces, wind, etc, etc, etc. Ooh, I'm all a-tingle...

Coventry on who??? I don't seem to recall the name...

Just playing road warrior for a bit... My 23 ubermousenpansers are on the march... as are your unterscummenschen, but I didn't expect both of us to be heading in the same direction... Now I know why the Russian uniforms are brown. It hides the loose bowels better...

You are pretty good dancer ,Boo . Advice: will be better if you dance naked. </font>

Here Mousie, Mousie, Mousie... </font>

Boo, Boo, boo... *shakes head sadly*

Er... FrontPage? FrontPage is the biggest pile of ****e ever produced by MicroSloth. Dreamweaver or GoLive if you must use a WYSIWYG editor </font>

Gamey update: Pondscum: Musically: "Squeak squeak squeak the armor is coming..." or Shakesperean: "But soft, what shell does yon window break? 'Tis a 3.7cm, and the Germans are moving east..." Turn out to you.