Jim Boggs

Tis I Your Majesty. Fear not, I have challenged the rogue to mortal combat. He shall soon enough taste the sting of my blade. He is a tricky one, but look for the smilies, he has no soul and must use articial means to communicate. The loser of our match must cease posting on his respective Thread. It will be a battle of the: Pure of Heart and Noble of Countenance versus the Corrupt of Mind and Decayed of Culture. Fortunately, I've got MrSpkr as my biggest supporter. I have no doubts as to the outcome.

Geez!!! Joe Shaw!! Put those frillies back right now! I realize that through an incredible bit of legal maneuvering that MrSpkr has barred you from the Stenographers Pool, but you still have your Mormon Wives don't ya?

Uh...Thanks Dave for that convincing display of support. That sorry-ass PengBoy took the Allies in rune's scenario. Just like the leather pants wearing, poetry spouting girlie-man he is. :mad: :mad: :eek: I GUARANTEE A VICTORY FOR JIM BOGGS :eek: So relax guys. It's in the bag!

All right Maggots :mad: :mad: I sense a distinct lack of confidence from the posts you have made. I'm telling ya, I can take this guy. :mad: GGGGRRRRRR!!!!! :mad: :mad: Oh, and Soddball, tonight I will have my way with his wife!!!! :eek: :eek:

Some things in life can be handled much better when alone....in the dark.....by yourself.

A lone horseman rode quietly up to the border that had forever separated the Threads. He knew that as a member of the MBT that he must join in the fight. There could be no turning away from this obligation. He had decided, after much inner turmoil, to challenge the worst scum and scoundrel in the Cheery Waffle Thread. Someone whose ability on the battlefield would rival Dave H. In other words someone who really sucked at CMBB. As he crossed the mythical border, he pulled his horse up and looked around. In a loud voice he issued his challenge: I am here from the MBT in search of the one who has shown disrespect to our Fair Queen Emma. There is one among you who would dare to have the audacity to inject your sick, half-baked humor upon her. For this you must feel the sting of my blade and the humiliation of total defeat in the CMAK demo. I hereby challenge that slug amongst maggots to a duel. You cannot hide from me, I will find you no matter where you hide. Come forth Jim Boggs and meet your better!

Boggs' head was spinning. All this talk of war against the Cheery Waffle Thread had created a lot of confusion and apprehension. What to do, what to do...... He collapsed back into his chair and recalled another time many years ago, when life was simpler and much less involved than it was now. He remembered the first time he had made love, the excitement, the rapidly beating heart, the joy of pleasure which, until then, had been unknown. He also recalled the tinge of fear he had felt at that moment. Of course who wouldn't be afraid when they were all alone? Suddenly, he rose with a start....Eureka!!! The answer was there! One hour later, he set out for the Cheery Waffle Thread, grim determination ablaze in his eyes.....................

Coming? *glances at turn 3 of a CMAK game* CMAK is here! What's your issue? </font>

Six, Seven, Eight. His heart was beating rapidly causing his breaths to come in short painful gasps. Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two. The terror swept through his body, sweat began to pour from every pore. Fifty, Fifty-One, Fifty-Two. The painful throbbing at his temple caused his face to contort in hideous fashion. Seventy, Seventy-One.....Seventy-Two. He collapsed in a heap, totally exhausted. A kind of euphoria swept down his spine. He was safe. He let out a tremendous sigh of relief. A broad smile crept across his face. All known pictures of him were accounted for!!

[ November 21, 2003, 08:38 AM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ]

Pull the pin and count to fifteen first Maggot! :mad: So ya wanna slap me around eh? I have decided to take you to the next level. Five on Five. How about PzV vs T-34/85, oh great talker of Smack. (Spelled correctly in recognition of your avoidance of all things CMAK). Which would thou prefer? :confused: But I must NOT become obsessive!!!!! And CMAK is coming........... ARGGHHH!!!!! :mad: :mad:

If I may interject on behalf of my good friend Axe2121, I would like to point out to certain individuals that in fact one member of this community (#159) did in fact title a Thread in such a manner as to indicate that he actually had an interesting observation. Now try and keep that in mind as we delve into the crux of the matter. Member #159 (aka: Elvis) has never demonstrated any ability, for the public record on this Board, to make an interesting observation. Unless you are interested in hearing how QB's are for wussies and anybody that numbers turns in a PBEM is making it overly complicated, then please point to any interesting observation this gentleman has made! Okay, I'll give you the Wankers posts, but that's it. Is it your contention, Mr One Thousand and Nineteen, that Member #159 has in fact made another post that actually contained an interesting observation?

Aye! She's a naughty bit 'o cheek, yeah? </font>

And well you should be lad. If I recall you got 4 tanks left and I got 3 tanks left. Seems like you don't stand a chance really. But I do commend your competitive nature.

You're going to Hollywood? </font>

Truer words have never been spoken! Which reminds me, I owe you a CMBB turn. As I currently have a demo CD winging it's way to sunny Florida, I can concentrate all my abilities on disposing of your clankey things. Tonight sounds good!

Clearly there is one reprobate amongst us who would be worthy of Leeo's wrath. If I recall, instead of searchng for our beloved Queen, he spent his time in the so-called throne room dicing onions in order to generate faux tears. Further he placed the life of one of the Cess Pool's finest (a resident Ohioan who was involved in a deep cover mission in a pretty horrible place) in grave jeopardy. He barely escaped with his life. Plus I almost did not get my copy of the CMAK demo because of this (and I will use the French term as it does annoy him greatly) faux paux. He also had the audacity to compare our very own uberGnome and his romantic liltings to an alleged King of Pop. Clearly there has been much amuck running from a certain Texahoman lawyer type. I refrain from mentioning any names, because after all, as mentioned above, MrSpkr is a lawyer.

Uh.. dalem I'm over here! You are truly a class act [ November 20, 2003, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ]

HAHA!!! I was right!!! Steve proves it! Now is the time in CM when we dance! (dances) -le dale </font>

And rapidly! </font>

And rapidly!

Also, I have read elsewhere that eating pretzels and drinking beer can eliminate a lot of the force of a high explosive impact. Or sumfink.

Psst!!! yeah you! with the ants and mold and stuff!! Your friends have gone to Afrika. They said to let you know that they will not be back any time soon. That is all Carry On!

Well I was hoping we could expand on this subject and address one of my pet peeves, namely how my leadership makes my assets total idiots. But I sense the momentum of this Thread has passed.

Okay, maybe I was a bit premature in awarding that best argument clincher award!