Jim Boggs

Oh my aching side!!!! This has got to be the best argument clincher I have ever seen!!!

DaveH, you owe me a CMBB turn. </font>

You know, I kinda had a feeling a certain Brit would be insufferable if he got his CMAK first. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Clearly he has demonstrated an almost Republican ability in communicating with people of foreign extraction (see charred remains of Opponents Wanted Threads) and it would get him out of the country, so I would suggest: Minister of Foreign Affairs

Friends, Pengers, Threadlymen I have come Not to bury Boo but to sing his praises for all to hear: Ahem.... For an Ohidiot, he ranks with the elite of his state. Actually he is more rank than anyone else in the entire state!!! Thank You! [aside] Okay Boo, I posted a good word for ya. Now will you send that demo CD??[/aside]

I see those charm lessons you've been taking from Soddball are really starting to pay off!! However: You forgot the part about having your way with the household pets!

Is it too late to guess November 25th?

Axe I was unable to send turns last night as my computer was preoccupied with an exercise in time wasting. If the lack of turns in our game has in any way caused you undue hardship or pain then I would offer my humblest: Big Freakin Whoop!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Thank you for sharing in my tribulations!

HaHaHaHoHo Hee Hee!!!!! </font>

Well?????? Did you actually get it? I let mine go all night, but it died again. It's running again right now at home, but my horrorscope is not real encouraging. Today continues a trend from the previous day. Beware of electronic mailings as they could be hazardous to your well-being. Patience will be in short supply today.

Only a couple of days!!!!!! Hell that's still faster than 56k!!!! I take back all the dishonorable and vile comments I have ever made about you. Rest assured that as soon as I recieve your generous copy, I will immediately repudiate this entire post.

Glory Be The Return of The Queen The sun is a little warmer today. The blue sky is more brilliant. The sound of birds singing is particularly melodious. Life is good and all is right with the world. Unless you are trying to download the CMAK demo with a 56k modem.

Good Evening Gentlemen. I have now spent 5 hours in a bid to download the CMAK Demo. FIVE HOURS!!! :mad: "But surely, Jim, you have the demo on your hard drive by now, or are at least close to having it aren't you?" :confused: I am back to square feckin zero!!! :mad: :mad: The biatche died at 58%. File Corrupt, please try again. That's all for tonite folks!!! Have a pleasant one. Dave H, I may be joining you in awaiting the CD. :mad: :mad:

AARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: None of these stupid mirror sites are working. I cannot get a feckin link to any of them. :mad: This is really starting to suck!!!!!! Snarker Which site are you using? Did it really crash with 40 minutes to go? :confused: :mad: This demo deal is not looking good.

Snarker I heard a severe thunderstorm was heading your way!!! :eek: Just kidding!! I will be firing up my 56k tonight as well. What's 5 and a half hours of pure downloading hell anyway. I remember once, when I was downloading one of the CMBB patches, the damn thing froze up. It took me thirty minutes to even notice it had stopped. :mad: :mad:

Boggs sits impatiently at his desk still at work. "If I get home by 7:30, I can get the demo downloaded by 1 AM". :mad: Hey dalem You wanna hear some serious background screams and rants? Turn your ear to the southeast starting at 7:45 EST tonight. I swear if I get 80% downloaded and it crashes, the sound you hear will not be pleasant.

Ever the polite one. When dealing with one of the Horsemen, it is suggested that you rebuke them in a forthright and stern manner. If they sense any degree of niceness they will attack with grim ferocity. Try This: ATTENTION: FAMINE In a million years and a million lifetimes, if you came begging for just a drop from my bountiful well as your lips dried up into thin parched memories of their former luster, if all the lands of the earth rose up into the tallest mountains pushing their peaks into an atmosphereless sky, the odds of your request being included in CMAK would be the same as your: 1) IQ 2) Chances of Getting a date 3) The amount of available credit on your Credit Card which would be the same as saying: ZERO Hope this helps!

Twood be an honor! I'll be home by 7:30, if I skip a shower and immediately start downloading the demo and there are no problems, it should finish at...1:00AM!!!!! :mad: :mad:

Here, this will cheer you up. According to the download site, my 56k dial-up modem will take: 5 Hours and 25 minutes To download the CMAK Demo. Before this night is through, jail is a distinct possibility!

Are you kidding? He's probably designing scenarios to incorporate all the Vats. If all the VL's are stuck into fermenter tanks, then you know it's a wino_scenario

So you have to sneak into the bathroom to post, eh? Now we know where you get your...inspiration!

Attention Maggots!!!! Because I am the nicest Maggot around, (excluding Dave H of course), I hereby make the following announcement: I am willing to play the German/Axis in CMAK so you Maggots can get your fix of Allied forces. The above will not go into effect until such time as I can download the demo.

W :eek: W!!! Nice rack on that one zombie!!!!!!! [edit]Isn't that from Night of the ErrantRecce1 Family Reunion? Yours Truly A Dumb American [ November 19, 2003, 03:51 PM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ]

Glory Be!!! Can it be.....is it......no way.....but, then again...... mike_the_wino!!!!!!! Well, lad, the good news is you'll probably have all your games wrapped up before I finish downloading this bloated file of a demo. That should cheer ya up!!!!

Pish-Tosh! 325 minutes is less than...carry the four....add the 3.... 5.42 HOURS!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: </font>