Jim Boggs

Okay, I considered it. Of course we have an all-electric kitchen, but that didn't stop me. By the way, you'll be interested to know that the little oasis you and your Brits are splashing in and guzzling water from is marked as a latrine site by the Germans on our maps. Enjoy!

As we move forward from the near tragedy that came so perilously close to wiping certain Threads from the Forum, I would like to join the Maggoty Dave H in offering apologies: 1) I am sorry that Boo is a nattering nabob of negativism 2) I am sorry that Berli has a three line maximum in his BFC posting agreement 3) I am sorry that The Ladies of the Pool have taken over and completely neutered the Olde Ones. 4) I am sorry that Joe Shaw has his tongue in the wrong cheek......again!! 5) I am sorry that dalem has taken up drinking Papa Khan's leftover beer. 6) I am sorry that Lars drank all his beer and left none for dalem 7) And finally, I am sorry that Seanachai had his car stolen, without him being in the trunk.

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Nice piece, but just a tad cheeky.

You should try a thicker toilet paper and your finger won't poke thru!

Whoa!! For a second there, I thought Goodale was back!

Lovely day, wot? *Walks away muttering* Too easy, no challenge, let it go........

Okay, let's sort this thing out, shall we? Soddy's missing? Berli's missing? Seanachai's car is missing? They were all sucked into the vortex of the BFC Forum? Note to self-Make sizeable donation to BFC

Okay and what was the downside again? :confused:

Testing 1..2..3..4 Testing 1..2..3..4 Soddball are ya in here lad? Testing 1..2..3..4 I blame YK2 :mad: :mad: Testing [edit] function What the hell was in that post Soddy? Did you accidently attach a copy of Inferno to your post???? [ January 19, 2004, 08:37 AM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ]

Bill and Ted were ecstatic. They had pulled it off! Soon they would be rising through the hierarchy of the Underworld as their brilliance and daring were recognized. The Boss approached, his two burly bodyguards, Guido and Bruno towering above his thin frame. "Boys", he said with a smile, "You have my order?" "Right over there Boss", Ted beemed with pride pointing to a broken down heep of what certainly must have been a car at one time. The Boss frowned, "You are making a sick joke here?" "No sir boss, it's just what you asked for a Honda Civic......an old one" Bill blurted out in a near panic. The Boss closed his eyes and let out a huge sigh of disappointment and anger. "You idiots, I said a Honda Civic, yes, but I said 2001, get it '01, not "old one" you imbeciles!" The Boss shook his head, "Guido, Bruno, take these two....gentlemen and do something unpleasant with them." Bruno grinned broadly, "Our pleasure Boss. Uh, what do we do with the...car?" The Boss thought for a moment, "Take it back a block from where it was stolen and dump it. I cannot believe anybody would have the nerve to report that.....thing as being stolen. Ha ha ha ha!!"

dalem owns furniture???????????

Hear! Hear! I never believed that part about you hating attackers.

And lo, the unthinkable, no the unimagineable, has occurred. The Four Ladies of the Pool have completed the takeover. So subtle, so devious,and yet totally unnoticed. First the Dear Lady Persephone began the emasculation with her now legendary Kilt Shots. The Lady Morraine got Hiram to move to Georgia, the poor lad still hasn't recovered. Lady Emma craftily had herself named Queen and put out a call to all the old-timers to return. Ah, the triumph would be even sweeter. The final link was the return of Miss Kitty who quickly moved the secret agenda forward. But, you ask, what of the Four Horsemen? Surely they control this board. Too sad to tell, but: Emrys is giving dating advice on the General Forum. Andreas has lost all contact with his German roots and has actually posted some almost funny stuff lately. Dorosh is Dorosh, whose only saving grace is that he thinks I shouldn't own a computer. Berli is well.....the name Persephone keeps looming in my mind. And now the ultimate, the Namesake of the Thread itself, my good friend Mr Member Number 1019, has fallen. We enter a new ERA.

From the pictures that the Dear Lady Persephone posted a few months back, it would appear that kilts are the apparel of choice. Unless those photos were..........doctored!?!?!

I love people who post in this Thread thinking that they will be get to escape unscathed.

So what's up with the Axeman? Is he having to really work for a living these days? Another provincial election? A postal strike? :mad: A moose stuck in a ditch? :eek: Where is our ace reporter? :confused:

Quoted and preserved in memory of our very own mike_the_wino who remains MIA/AWOL.

I believe that Moon's explanation is sound. Let's apply that theory to another event that we all have experienced. Consider having a date with a pretty girl. The date lasts 6 hours. The first 5 hours are pretty much obligatory and ritualistic in nature (ie; BORING). Then at last you arrive at your place and the events of the evening rush to their inevitable climax. (Heh Heh) What CM gives the war gamer is the thrill of this final hour without the headache and boredom of going through the motions of the 5 hour approach march.

For everything else there's VISA.

Ah yes, at last the scales of blindness have dropped from your eyes. Balance my good gnome, everything must balance. For every sale there is a cost of sales. For every touchdown pass there is a defensive back beaten and humiliated. For every long-winded post you make, there is a one-liner from Berli. Always a balance, cause and effect, trial and error, Boo and humor, it goes on and on. It has been and will for ever more be. Oh and to avoid confusion, bankers are NOT accountants. Bankers are the mold on a piece of bread, the pile of warmth the neighbor's dog leaves in your yard, the one who tries to sneak through the express aisle with 12 items. Especially those in Utah.

Thanks, that reminded me I have to attend an AARP meeting at Denny's. Damn it's past 4!!!!

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